Superb Offensive Hindi Non Veg Jokes

Ladkiyo Ki Jab Shaadi Hoti Hain Toh Unki
Saheli Kiya Kehti Hain:
1980's: Gabrana Mat, Woh Jo Kare Karne
Dena..
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2011: Jor Se Chillana Taki Usko Lage Ke Seal
Usne He Todi Hain..!
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Sex Ke Baad Ladki Ka Pehla Shabd Kiya Hota
Hain.?
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I Love You.? Wrong !
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Mazza Aaya.? Wrong !
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How Romantic.? Wrong !
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KUTTE.. Chaddi Kidhar Fek Di..!

Hindi Naughty Non Veg Jokes - Funny Whatsapp Messages Making Idea

Get the most funny Hindi jokes and using this jokes make a funny whatsapp messages to your friend.

Non Veg Jokes On Pados Wale Uncle

Mujhe Aaj Bhi Woh Pados Wale Uncle Yaad Hain Jo Mujh Se Kehte Thy Ke Lollipop Chahiye Toh Pant Ki Jeb Main Hath Daal Ke Khud He Nikaal Lo..

Aur Jab Main Pant Ki Jeb Main Hath Dalti Toh Kitni Der Tak Lollipop Pakad Kar Khichti Magar Uncle Ne Itni Kas Ke Lollipop Bandha Huwa Hota Tha Ke Uski Cheeni Pighal Ke Mere Haath Main Lag Jaati..

Magar Kabhi Bhi Lollipop Nahin Nikaal Saki..

Veena Malik Ki Kitab"Mera Bachpan Meri Shararatien"LOLLI POP"..!

Funny Whatsapp Chat

Non Veg Jokes Whatsapp Message In Hindi

pani moun mein bher k road pey ker di kulli
wah wah wah
pani moun mein bher k road pey ker di kulli
mooth ker k zip bund ker raha tah phuns gayi lulli....
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pathan bivi say: khochi tm bachay ko kya pilati ho?
bivi: doodh aur orange juice
pathan: oye khochi tm ney kabhi bataya nahin k orange juice kis side say aata hai......
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saaf sutra lateefa: aik pathan poti kr k apnay hath soong raha tah
aik aadmi ney poocha kya ker rahay ho?
pathan bola k hum bhool gaya tah k hum ney duphair mein kya khaya tah....
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Beta: Papa yeh Condom Kia HOta hai?

Papa: Chal Bhaag mujhey nhi Pata.

Beta: Tabhi tu Hum 14 Behan Bhai Hain
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PAPA : vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal hotay hain

SON : Papa mai bataoo

PAPA :Nahi tum chup rahoo

SON : may batata hoo ..... AANKH

PAPA : ohh haan

SON : to kya aap LUN samajh rahay thay.................
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Aik bus mein girls ki team aur boys ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.

Girls : Hum tumhe hara ke dikhayenge!

Boys : Hum har gaye, chalo ab dikhao.......hahahahahaha
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One Sardar Raped a Sikhni ,

She Said " Hunn Main RaulaPaawangi " ,

Sardar Says " Raula Teh Hunn Main paawan ga, Panchood Utton Sikhni tay Theloo clean Shave....

Non Veg Hindi Jokes: 18+ Only

Ek kothe par raid ho gayi police call girls ko line mai lagane lagi.yeh deakh kar ek budiya ne poocha beti kya baat hai tum line mai kyon khadi ho.call girl-mango bant rahe hai tu b line mai lag ja.budia b khadi ho gayi jab police walo ne usko deakha to hairan ho kar kaha ma ji aap b.budia-beta umar ho gayi to kya choos to sakti ho.

18+ Hindi Non Veg Jokes: Funny And Hilarious

Ladki ka baap : Main nahi chahata ki meri ladki apni poori zindagi ek gadhe ke saath guzaare.
Ladki ka Boyfriend : Bus isiliye to main usse shaadi kar ke yahan se le jaana chahata hoon.
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Rat Bhar Ayi Nhi, Or Hum Hila Hila Kr Yu Hi So Gye,
Jo Hila Rhe The Woh Pankha Tha, Jo Ayi Nhi Wo Bijli Thi,
Abe Salo Kbi To Acha Samja Kro Dirty Mind
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3 Idiots Sex Education Lab Scene ( read like original dialouge) +16

Teacher: "What Is A Condom?" Aamir Khan Muskurane Lag Jata Hain Teacher: "Aap Itna Muskura Kyu Rahe Ho?" Aamir: "Sir!, Wo Kya Hai, Bachpan Se Iccha Thi Ki Main Sex Education College Mein Padhu! Aaj Yaha Padh Raha Hu, Bahut Maza Aa Raha Hai" Teacher: "Zyada Maza Lene Ki Zarurat Nahi Hai, Condom Ki Definition Bolo?" Aamir: "Sir! Condom Is Anything Which Reduces Population" Teacher: "Will U Plz Elaborate?" Aamir: "Har Wo Cheez Jo Population Control Kare!" "Baccha Paida Nahi Karna Hai, Condom Hai Na" "Masti! Chahiye Raat Se Lekar Subah Tak, Condom Hai Sir" "Actualy Sir! Hum Condom Se Ghire Hue Hai" "8th Class Ke Ladke Se Lekar Mujh Tak, Sab Condom Ka Use Kar Rahe Hai" "1 Second Mein In, 1 Second Mein Out, In-Out, In-Out" Teacher: "Arre... Defination Kya Hai?" Aamir: "Wo Hi To Bata Raha Hu Sir" Teacher: "Exam Mein Ye Sab Likhoge?" "Ye Condom Hai! Masti! Raat Se Lekar Subah Tak! Idiot" "Anybody Else??" Chattur: "Sir!, Condom Are Between Any Combination Of Body So Connected, That Their Relative Positions May Be Seen In Kamasutra.." Teacher: "Wah! Kya Baat Hai
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Meri pyaas bujha do

Malka sharawat ne chirag regra, us me se jin nika, Jin:kya hukum hai maray aaqa?? Malka:Meri pyaas bujha do, Jin:7up se ya 7?inch se
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Sub ka Number aye Ga

Ek Larki ka Gang Rape ho raha tha Woh chillaa chillaa k keh rehi thi Kutto Kamino Khuda k wastay Laro to Nahi Sub ka Number aye Ga

Whatsapp Hindi Dirty Message On Non Veg Jokes 21 Sep 2014

Hindi Non Veg Jokes
Wife: Sunoji, kaam karte waqt mere ko baho mein mat liya karo,Tabhi kamwali boli: Madam achhi se samjha do, mai to bol-bol ke thak gai.

Hindi Non Veg Jokes
Jyotish ladke ke haath dekhkar bola “Beta tum bahut padhoge” Ladka : Saale padh to mein 3 saal se raha hu, ye bata pass kab hounga !!

Hindi Non Veg Jokes
wife: Itni rat ho gai pr ye abhi tak nai aye jarur ladki ka chakar .Santa ki ma: Hamesha bura hi sochegi.kya pta kisi truck k nche aa gya ho

Hindi Non Veg Jokes
Santa's Wife to Santa,Suno ji es condom ko 15vi baar use ker rahe ho ab to iska picha chado.Santa.Oye!! Par iski expiry date toh 2015 ki hai

New Non Veg Taking Jokes In Hindi 15 Sep 2014

NonVeg Jokes
Sale ajkl k ladke gf ka name bina kisi dar k "Janu"  save kar lete hai, Hamare time to girls dosto ka nam bhi "Joga Mistri" rakhna padta tha

NonVeg Jokes
Papa tussi "PAPA" kidda bane?

Santa:
bus puttar
"PA" "PA" ke

NonVeg Jokes
Boyfriend : Ghar pe akeli ho? 

Girlfriend : Haan bhej rahi hu boobs ki photo maa ke lode 

NonVeg Jokes
कितना अधूरा लगता है..

जब बादल हो और बारीश ना हो,
जब जिंदगी हो और प्यार ना हो,
आंखें हो पर ख्वाब ना हो,
जब खड़ा हो और जुगाड़ ना हो...

क्या आपको समागम करने में तकलीफ होती है?
ढीला हो जाता है?
जल्दी स्खलन हो जाता है?
जानिए आपकी समस्याओ का हल रात 11Pm को

Non Veg Hindi Jokes Message 12 Sep 2014

Boy : may I kiss u....??
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Girl : No
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Boy again : May I kiss u.......??
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Girl : No..
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Boy desperately asks :
PLEASEEEEE,MAY I KISS U.....??
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Girl : Kutte, kaminey ...
Teacher thodi naa hoon jo
permission maang raha hai
ZABARDASTI nahin Kar sakta
kya....??
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Pappu - Tum to meri Chand ho......!
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Pappu ki gf- Aur tum ho mere
Neil Armstrong....!
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Pappu - Wo Kyo?
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Gf ( sharmate huye ) boli -
Chand pe Chadhne wala Pehla
Aadmi
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Height Of Bravery For Girls
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Moving Out Of
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Laila Ne Majnu Ko Ek Ped Ke Pichhe Dekha
Aur Boli.
Laila: “Tum Majnu Ho Na?”
Majnu Bola: “Haan”
Phir Kuch Deir Baad Use Jhadiyo Ke Piche
Dekha To Boli.
Laila: “Tum Majnu Ho Na?”
Majnu Bola: “Haan, Main Majnu Hoon”
Phir Kuch Deir Baad Use Diwaar Ke Pichhe
Dekha Aur Kaha.
Laila: “Tum Majnu Ho Na?”
Majnu Bola: “Haan-Haan, Kamini Main
Majnu Hi Hoon, Tu Mujhe Tatti Karne Degi
Ya Nahi“

Call Girl On Teacher Job: Non Veg Hindi Jokes

Call-girl Applies 4 a Teachers job...
Principal - "Can U teach Zoology, Biology, Geology, Sychology?"
Call -girl -"No, I Can 0nLy Teach
Choos-Loji, Chat Loji, Daal Loji, Nikaal Loji

Nayi Bani Ek Callgirl Ne Apni Ek Senior Callgirl
Se Puchha...
Junior Call girl : “Ye Pyar, Ishq Aur Mohabbat Kya
Hota Hai..??”
Senior Call -girl Smiled And Said : “Arey Chhod,
Tu In Sab Ke Chakkar Mein Mat Padna, Ye Sab To
Free Mein Thokne Ke Bahaane Hai“

Superb Hot Hindi Non Veg Jokes: Fauji Aur Wife

Ek fauji jang se 3 saal bad lauta or
khidki ke paas udaas hoke beth
gaya
Wife ko sex karne ki icha hui.
Wife dupatta gira ke boli dekho hawa
ne mera kya uda diya
Fauji chup
phir kurti nikali or boli dekho ji hawa
ne mera kya uda diya.
Fauji fir chup
Wife salwar utar ke boli dekho ji
hawa ne mera kya uda diya...
Fauji ko gussa aaya or pent utar ke
bola '' dekh bomb ne mera kya uda
diya''
wife chup

Funny Jokes Hindi Non Veg And Super Fun Mix

Lalu's PA - Sir! There is a new problem.
Lalu- Ka problem?
PA: Ebola
Lalu: Kaun bola?
PA: Koi bola nahin Sir. Ebola.
Lalu: Arey Kaun bola bhai? Nitish bola? Modi bola? Kaun bola?
PA: Sir - aap samajh hi Nahin rahey hain. Ebola.
Lalu - Abey ham samajh Nahin rahey hain Ki tum pagla Gaye ho ka? Bola kon, Manmohnwa Bol Diya ka re?!!
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सुप्रीम कोर्ट ने जनता की
मांग पर श्रीराम व उनकी
सेना को सभी आरोपों से मुक्त
किया
** इति श्री रामायण कथा समाप्त
रघुपति राघव राजा राम,
जेल के अन्दर आशाराम।
साधू बन के ऐसे काम,
कैदी बन के करो आराम।
देख लिये अपना अंजाम,
हुए बुढ़ापे में बदनाम।
झूटे पाखंडी के नाम,
👪देश का है ये पैगाम।
😇खुद को कहते थे भगवन,
पकड़े गये न झंडू बाम।

Non Veg Adult Hindi Jokes: Jo Condom Use Nahi Karta

Read most funny hindi jokes on Jo Condom Use Nahi Karta

Sex Peroid Mein Teacher Ne Bacho Se Pucha
"Tum Us Aadmi Ko Kya Kahoge Jo Condom Use Nahi Karta"
Classroom Ke Sare Students Zor Se Bole: "Daddy, Daddy, Daddy"

Non Veg Humor Jokes In Hindi: Adult Edition

Quick and super dirty hindi jokes, increase your humor sense by sharing those jokes.
First jokes on pappu
Ek Baar Pappu Bahut Jorr-Jorr Se Ro Raha Tha.
Maa: “Alle Mera Beta Kyu Ro Raha Hai?”
Pa:“Dad Ne Mujhe Kissi Nahi Di”
Maa:“Tumne Unko Table Nahi Sunaya Hoga”
Pa:“Baazu Wali Aunty Ko Kounse Tables Aate Hain?“
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Dirty English Jokes: Hindi Non Veg Jokes
Difference Between Hook Of Bra And Hook In Cricket?
Q. What Is The Difference Between Hook Of Bra And Hook In Cricket?
A. One Keeps Balls Within The Boundary And Other Sends Ball Out Of Boundary.
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Dono Gehraai Tak Jaye
What Is Common Between Moov Cream And Penis?
Ans: "Dono Gehraai Tak Jaye, Garmahat Laye, Aram Dilaye Aaah Se A-Haaa Tak"
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Funny jokes about women - Eating
75% of women do not eat after 6... shots.
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"Why is Facebook such a hit?
= It works on d principle dat
"People r more interested in others lyf den their own! =)
"A Real Fact" (:

Non Veg Jokes: Hindi Jokes Message On Boy And Girl

Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!
Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy:bilkul nahi!
Girl:to phir rehne do…
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Boy:Hey can i touch ur software?
Girl: first show me ur hardware?
Boy: can i install it in ur system?
Girl: Ok…… but cover it with antivirus, then install it.
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Boy to girl: How much calcium is there in women’s Breasts?

Girl: I don’t have any idea but it has enough calcium to help a Man’s boneless thing to standup!

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If boys vomit then parents says kaminey kitni peekar aaya hai?,

If girls vomit then parents says kon tha woh kamina,

Moral of the story: Ulti koi bhi kare gaaliya ladke ko hi di jaati hai. 

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Pehli baar chudai ke waqt

Girl - promise karo, tum mera dil nahi todoge..

Boy - nahi re pagli, itna lamba thodi hai! ;-/

Hindi Non Veg Funny Jokes - Man In The Ladies Toilet

A man walked into a ladies toilet.
A lady who was inside got furious & shouted–" THIS  IS
EXCLUSIVELY  FOR  WOMEN "
The man, unzipping his pant said-" THIS TOO !!!!!!!"

a man in the ladies toilet

Non Veg Hindi Jokes: Sindhi Ladki And Gujju Ladka

Ek gujju Ladka chetan bhai ek Sindhi Ladki Se Pyaar Karta Tha.
Ek Din Sindhi Ladki Ne Usse Kaha.
Sindhi Ladki: “Jab Papa So Jayenge To Main Gali Mein Sikka Fenkungi, Awaz Sunkar Tum Jaldi Se Andar Aa Jana”
Lekin Ladka Sikka Fenkne Ke Ek Ghante Baad Aaya
Sindhi Ladki Boli: “Tumne Itni Der Kyu Laga Di?”
Marwadi Ladka: “Wo Main Sikka Dhoond Raha Tha”
Sindhi Ladki: “Pagal Wo To Dhaaga Bandh Ke Fenka Tha, Wapis Kheench Liya“

Non Veg Jokes: Apni To Milli Na Baapu Ki Bhi Gavayi

Ek Bar Ek Ladke Ka Rishta Nahi Ho Raha Tha. Uske Maap Baap Ne Badi Jagha Baat Chalayi Par Kahin Baat Na Bani,
Kisi Ne Unko Salah Di Ki Baba Mannat Lal Ke Darshan Kar Aao.
Maa Aur Beta Dono Darshan Ke Liye Chal Diye.
Par Pahaad Par Chadayi Karte Waqt Achanak Maa Ka Panv Fissal Gaya Aur Vo Khayi Mein Gir Gayi
Ye Dekh Ladka Asman Ki Taraf Dekh Kar Bola
Ya Khuds Dekh Li Teri Khudayi, Apni To Milli Na Baapu Ki Bhi Gavayi

Young Generation Non Veg Hindi Jokes 04 Aug 2014

Ladki ke bap se
"Mai apki beti ka hath mangne aya hu"
Bap-"kyu?
Ladka-"kyunki ab mera haath thak chuka hai

Yamraj: Tumne Punya or Paap dono kiye hai.... Is liye Swarg me NaraK milegA...
AAdmi: Vo kaiSe??
Yamraj: Roj Raat Ko 2 Glass Daru & 1 Ladki milegi.... .
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Glaas me ched Hoga, Par ladki me nhi...

On 1st night,
Wife : Plz, not today, Lets spend our 1st night understanding each other.
Husband : "Darling Something 'Under' is already 'standing' for you....

Teacher to Vicky: tell examples of Active & Passive Voice.
Vicky: Active Voice- Tere mast mast do anin, mere dil ka le gaye Chain
Passive Voice- Mere Dil ka le gaye chain, Tere mast mast do Nain.
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Zamaana badla, log badle....... Gabbar wala dar ab purana ho gaya...
Aajkal door gaon me raat ko jab maa-baap sote nhi to baccha uth kar kehta hai- So jaa bapu, nahi to itne mehengai me dusra ho jayega...

Non Veg Whatsapp Fun Message 31 July 2014

Nasbandi ki team ko dubara apne village me dekh kar ek budha bola,
" in logo ne connection to pahle hi kat diya tha. Ab kya handset bhi le jayege.

Women's life is very hard ...
morning ... wash clothes,
Noon ... dry clothes,
Evening- iron clothes,
Night ... open clothes,
Late night-search clothes..

Ques : shaadi me dulhe ke saath Baarati kyun jate hain ? ? ?
Ans :- kyunki bade kehte hain ki kisiki khushi mein Jao na jao par musibat me zarur jana chahiye..

Hindi Funny Non Veg Jokes Express: 31 July 2014

Tumko apna dil nahi de sakti hun
Ladki Ladke Se: Main tumko apna dil nahi de sakti hun! 
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Ladka: Koi baat nahi main utne upar ki soch bhi nahi bhi nahi raha tha…..!!
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What is the similarity between a girl & petrol?
1. Both are explosive
2. Both are hot
3. Both are dangerous when kept in open…