Terrific Non Veg Hindi Jokes On Sardar

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Sardar Medical Store Pe Condom Lene gaya.. Pr Wha Jakr Condam ka Nam Bhul gaya.. Bahut der tak sochne k baad sardar Zip Khol k.. O Yaar, Iska body cover de do.

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Sarter goes to buy condoms Salesman asks :Only flavoured ones r available. Which flavour do u want? Sardar thinks&thinks &thinks then says: Chhole Bhature

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Sardar- jaldi se chaddi nikalo! Aaj Sex ka Mood hai!
Ladki- maine chaddi nhi pehni.
Sardar-thik hai, kal chaddi pehan k aana.
Kal kar lenge!

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Sardar sex kr raha tha galti se peeche daal diya.
BIWI=O, G truck galat gudaam me jaa raha hai.
SARDAR=ab bata rahi hai jab Maal Utaar Diya.

Dirty Hindi Sardar Jokes: 8 Inch

Sardar ne resrvation form me Ling ke samne likha-8 inch.
Lady clerk-ye kya?kato ise
Sardar:kitna?
Lady:pura
Sardar-Maa chudao,Bus se jaunga

Non Veg Funny Jokes On Sardarji On US

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Sardarji went to US to live with his brother , who owns an apple shop in US. One day he has to go somewhere.He asked his brother if  Somebody comes to shop and ask for the apple's price, tell them $ 2  a pound .if somebody questions whether these apples are sweet and some are sweet and some are not.if some body says I do not want to buy, tell them somebody else will buy. Now the sarsarji was ready to sell the apples , A lady comes and asks sardarji ,
Do you know  what time it is?
Sardarji :$2 a pound.
Lady : All Sardarji's are idiot and fools .
Sardarji : some are some are not .
Lady got frustrated and said , I will take you to police station.
Sardarji : if you will not take me some body else will take.....

Hindi Sardar Ji Dirty Jokes: Sardar on Sex Mood

Sardar- jaldi se chaddi nikalo! Aaj Sex ka Mood hai !
Ladki- maine chaddi nhi pehni.
Sardar-thik hai, kal chaddi pehan k aana.
Kal kar lenge !

Funny Sardar Ji Hindi Jokes: On Condom Store

Sardar Medicl Stor Pe Condom Lene gaya..
Pr Wha Jakr Condam ka Nam Bhul gaya..
Bahut der tak sochne k baad
sardar Zip Khol k..
O Yaar,
Iska body cover de do.!

Ultimate Sardar Ji Jokes: Aage Piche Do no Side Karna

Sardar ne Taxi bechkar XEROX ki shop khol li..
Dost ne pucha to bataya.
Yaara dil khush ho jata hai jab
ladkiyan aakar kehti hain "aage piche dono side karna

Funny Sardar Ji Non Veg Jokes: Best OF 6 This Week

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Sardar UK Hotel Mei Khana Khane Gaya
Wo Murgi Khana Chahta Tha Lekin Murgi Ki English Bhool Gaya
Waiter - Sir Aap Kya Lena Pasand karenge
Sardar Bola - ANDE KI MAA.

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Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says 'CHIN YU YAN' and dies.
Sardar goes to china to find the meaning of his
friend's last words.
It is "YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN PIPE. !!"

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Sardar to his Wife:
Sardar:Begum aaj chicken bohut maze ki bani hai kia koi khaas masala lagaya hai ? Sardarni:Nahi bus zara murghi jal gai thi wo main ne BURNOL laga di thi.

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Sardar Ne Shok Mein Roza Rakh Liya Usne Apne Bete Se Poochha
Sardar - Dekh Suraj Dooba
Son - Nai G
Phir Poochha - Dooba Kia
Son - Nai G
Sardar - Lagda Hay Menu Lay Ke Hi Doobega
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3 in 1 Sardar Ji Jokes Whatsapp Message 18 July 2014

Ek din Santa jungle se gujar raha tha
Chudail ne use roka aur kaha : Ho ho ho Ha ha ha…Mein Chudail hu.
Sardar : Menu pata hai…kyunki teri ek behen meri biwi hai!

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Ek chor Sardar jee k mobile ko lekar bhar raha tha.
Sardar hasne laga
Banta : Wo tumhare mobile ko lekar bhag raha hai aur tum hans rahe ho.

Sardar : Bhagne do, charger to mere paas hai!

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Sardar ke radio me kuch problem ho gayi to aur kharab ho gaya
Usne radio khol kar dekha to ek mara hua chuha mila
Ye dekh kar sardar gussa ho gaya aur bola : Ye chalega kaise?
Sala singer hi mara pada hai

Whatsapp Hindi Jokes Message - Sardar Baby After 3 Month

A sardar had a baby after 3 months of marriage. He suspected
and asked to his wife, “Ye 3 month me hi baccha kaise hua?”

Wife Replied : Tumhari shaadi ko kitne din hue?
Sardar :  Three months

Wife : Aur meri shaadi ko?
Sardar : 3 months.

Wife : Aur bacha kitne month ke baad?
Sardar : 3 months.

Wife : Total kitne months hue?
Sardar : Oye 9 months & start dancing Balle Balle!!!!

Whatsapp Jokes Sardar Ke 10 Best Chutkule In Hindi

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Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach, first he
cut it's one leg
and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he
cut it's second
leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the
third leg and
did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and
ordered it walk!
But cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly sardar
said loudly, "I
found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes
deaf.

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After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar
asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great
man born in this
village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

Whatsapp Jokes On sardar

Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I
don't know who is
Jayanthi.

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When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto,
the driver adjusted
mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see
my wife? Sit
back. I will drive.

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise? Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtubmai
bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

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Sardar got job in a telenor call centre.
Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do?
Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor &put warid sim.
Thank you for calling ufone..

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Sardar Get Engaged with girl,
soon he came 2 know she had no affair b4,
he brokn the relation every 1 asked the reason!
He said"JO KISI OR KI NA HO SAKI WOH MERI KIA HOGI?

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In aptitude test
River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state.

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what is the extreme limit of stupidity? Two Sardars sitting on a Rikshaw….,
and….,
fighting for a corner seat.

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Sardar's wish : when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpawho died peacefully
in his sleepnot screaminglike all the passengers
in thecar he was driving..

Best Sardar Ji Jokes On Whatsapp Message 10 July 2014

A sardarji comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He's got two large bags over his shoulders.

The guard Iqbal stops him and says, 'What's in the bags?' 'Sand,' answered the Sardarji.

Iqbal says, 'We'll just see about that. Get off the bike.'

Iqbal's guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains the sardarji all night and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. Iqbal releases the sardaji, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the sardarji's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.

A week later, the same thing happens. Iqbal asks, 'What have you got?' 'Sand,' says the Sardarji.

Iqbal does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to the Sardar, and crosses the border on his bike. This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years.

Finally, the Sardarji doesn't show up one day and the guard, Iqbal, meets him in a 'Dhaba' in Islamabad.

'Hey, Buddy,' says Iqbal, 'I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about...I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?'

The Sardaji, sips his Lassi and says, 'Bikes'

Whatsapp Funny Msg Jokes On Sardar - Best 10 Series

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Smart Sardar ji:
A Sardarji and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The American asks if he would like to play a fun game.

The Sardarji, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me five dollars, and vice versa."

Again, he declines and tries to get some sleep.

The American, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5,and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."

This catches the Sardarji's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game.

The American asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"

The Sardarji doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet, pulls out a $5.00 bill, and hands it to the American.

"Okay," says the American, "your turn".

He asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"

The American, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer & searches all his preferences........no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress... no answer.

Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers but to no avail.

After an hour, he wakes the Sardarji and hands him $500.

The Sardarji thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep.

The American, who is more than a little miffed, stirs the Sardarji and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word, the Sardarji reaches into his purse,hands the american $5,and goes back to sleep.

Jokes On Sardar - Hindi Funny Jokes Whatsapp Message

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One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
"What the guys are doing" asked the sardar.
" We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one
runner.
"Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!"
Exclaimed the Sardar


Sardar ki maut bijli girnay say hoi
per us ki lash muskuratay hoay mili
baghwan ne pocha aisa kiun?
to sardar bola "mai nu laga koi photo khinch raiya ae"


Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes
closed.

His wife asked what you are doing?
He said-I�m seeing how I look while sleeping

ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM, DARLING
ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL YOU GIVE ME A RING?

HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER.


Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor

At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25th floor: I'm unmarried!
At 10th floor: I'm Banta not Santa


A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.


1 din 1 daku 1 sardar k ghar mein ghuss gaya or bula SONA kahan hai sardar g ullu de patthe pura ghar khali ay jithay marzi soja


Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!


Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"!


sardar prepared only one essay "Friend" for his exam. But in exam he got "Father" essay. so he replaced Freind with with father and wrote like this.... " I have lots of Fathers. some are male and some are female.But i have lots of Girl fathers.My best father is my neighbour...!!"

1 sardar teliscope se star dekh raha tha 5 min. after star girta hai to 2 sardar said good shot

Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says Hi,
Main Bol Raha Hoon.
The other sardar replies Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!.. :lol: :lol: 8) 8) :wink: :wink:


Sardar proposed a Girl......Girl said ''I''m 1yr elder to you''.
Sardar said ''Oh! No Problem Soniye, I''ll marry you NEXT YEAR.


A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce. Judge asked: How''ll U divide, Ur 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! Well apply NEXT YEAR.


Sardar went to meet his Chinese friend who is dieing in hospital.
Man says CHIN YU YAN and then he dies.
Sardar goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.
The Meaning is YOU ARE STANDING ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!..

Sardar Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala

Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi
Kyun...
Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The

Santa-Oye!what R U doing?
Banta-Recording this babys voice.
Santa-Why?
Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this

Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi
To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya
Aur Niche Likha
"COMING SOON”

SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?
FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.
SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa..

Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying
Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver

Waiter gives bill to Sardar
Sardar: "Take my card."
Waiter: "But sir, this is Ration Card."

SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.
Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai,

Dost: Garam pani Q?
Sardar: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain.

A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
"My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.
Then a Little Sardarji spoke up: "We are all human beans."

Sardar k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha:
Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Sardar ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai?
Sardarni: Sartaj, sirf yehi aapka hai.

Sardar: Mery dada ny 1857 ke jang main dushman ki tangain kaat di thin.
Dost: Gardanien q nai katin?
Sardar: Wo pehly he kati hui thin...

Sardar: Muje E-Mail bnana hy. Sardar, Sardarg, Sardar123, Sardarabc Koi bhi nhe mil rha.
Major Rohail: Tum "Akalmand_Sardar" try kro 100% mil jye ga.


Computer Lesson:
Major Rohail: Plz turn ON your computer
Sardar: OK kar liya.
Major Rohail: Now Plz click on MY Computer.
Sardar: OK! Kaha hai "AAP" ka computer?

Sardar to wife: rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 chudeil kabhi mere age kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife: Kaun si movie thi?
Sardar: Apni shadi ki



Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aaloo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaye
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo:


Judge: why did u shoot ur wife, instead of shooting her lover?
Sardar: Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one
man every week.

Jokes From Whatsapp: Sardar Borrow Phone Book From library

A sardar walked up to the front desk of the library and said::::
 "I borrowed a book last week, but it was the most boring I ve ever read.
There was no story what so ever, and there were far too many characters!"
The librarian replied, "Oh, you must be the person who took our phone book."