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A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast.
" You. Aren't so good in bad either!" He shouted and stormed off to work. By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and phoned home. After many rings , his wife picked up the phone.
" What took you so long to answe"" I was in bad."
" What were you doing in bed this late?"
" Getting a second opinion ."

" Isn't the principal a dummy !" Said a boy to a girl.  " say , do you know who I am?"asked the girl.
" No ".
" I'm the principal's daughter."
" And do you know who I am?" Asked the boy.
" No," she replied .
" Thanks goodness!"...

Employer to applicant : " in this job we need  someone who is responsible.". Applicant :" I'm the one you want. On my last  job, every time anything wen wrong, they said I was responsible"..

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A politice to a woman ," You look beautiful today ."
The woman replied," Thanks, but unfortunately I can not say the same about you."." Sure you could,"said the political man, " if you could lie as well as I do."...

" Mary ," asked dawn thoughtfully  one day ," what would you do if you caught your husband with another woman ?"." Another woman with my husband ?" Marry thought t ovet. Let's see ; I'd break her cane , shoot her guide dog , and call a cab to take her back to the  institution she escaped from ."...

Love is like cigar .it starts with fire.
Continues with smoke ...  And ends with s smoke.
" But don't worry we are chain smokers."

Dilbert :- What are you writing?
Dogbert :- A new self - help book for compulsive shoppers.
Dilbert :- What do you known about compulsive shoppers?
Dogbert :- I known they buy a lot of books...

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The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.
The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover :" can't you see the warning written on the cigreat packet, smoking is injurious to health !"
The boy replies back :" Darling , I am a programmer . We don't worry about warnings , we only worry about errors...

Successful Man Vs Women Funny Whatsapp Messages.

A women worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife..
A successful man is one who makes more  money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such man...

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"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
'Yah'.
"Yah who?"
"Naaah, bro! I prefer Google."

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Pappu: Papa, what do I give my girlfriend as a gift?
Santa: How does she look?
Pappu: She looks very sweet and pretty.
Santa: Give her my number.

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Pappu: What's green and has wheels?
Bunty: Ummm! Don't know.
Pappu: Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Santa: My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school.
Banta: So how did you do it? Santa: He's a weakling. So I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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Jeeto: Why do you ignore my calls?
Santa: I don't ignore your calls. I just love my ringtone.


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A well-built guy was fooling around with Pappu's girlfriend. Pappu entered into an altercation with him.
Pappu: Are you serious?
Guy: Yes, I am. What'll you do about it?
Pappu: Nothing. It's just that I don't like pranks.

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Santa was buying the movie tickets again and again.
Banta: Why are you buying the movie tickets again and again?
Santa: Some fool is standing near the door and tearing my tickets.


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Filmy welcome to Baby Girl born to Twinkle and Akshay Kumar:
"Heyy Babyy",
Though it's 'Housefull' but 'Welcome' to 'Family' of 'Joker'! "OMG Oh My God!" "Meri Biwi Ka Jawaab Nahin"!
"Thank You"
'Khiladi'


After looking at the cheerleaders in Sri Lanka, one really can't blame Ravana for abducting Sita.

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The doctor took Santa into the room and said, "Santa ji, I have some good news and some bad news".
Santa: Oh, no. Give me the good news, I guess.
Doctor: They're going to name a disease after you.

Pappu: A girl said, "I love you" to me.
Bunty: What did you say?
Pappu: I said, we are so similar. Even "I love me".

Santa: I hate it when my wife asks me to hold her purse.
Banta: What's wrong in it?
Santa: I don't like it when it doesn't match with what I'm wearing.

Pappu: My girlfriend is like a fart.
Bunty: Why do you say so?
Pappu: She's not at all good looking; so whenever I am out in public, I never own her.

Santa: The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks.
Banta: And did you?
Santa: Yes, Hell he was right, I had to sell the car to pay the bill.

Banta: What is an adult joke?
Santa: Any joke which is 18 years old.

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Pathan to barber, "How much for a haircut?"
Barber: Rs. 50/-
Pathan: How much for a shave?
Barber: Rs. 25/-
Pathan: Good. Shave my head.

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Q: Why are Egyptian children always confused?
A: Because after death, their DADDY becomes a MUMMY.

Santa: I asked my wife to chuck me my deodorant from the other side of the room, and she did the most pathetic throw; it didn't even reach me.
"What the hell was that?" I asked.
"Sorry, but it says 'underarm only' on it", she replied.

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Santa walks into his doctor's chamber and sits down in the waiting room. Another patient sitting next to him and who was stammering a little asked him, "Wwwhy dd Do yyy you wwant to sss see th the doctor?"
Santa: Well I have a prostate problem.
Patent: Yoyo you hhahavhavve prostate pp prob Lem, wwhat's ttthat?
Santa: Well, if you must know, I pee like you talk.

You can never ask a girl her age. There is no such concept. They don't have age but age groups which are:
Baby, Babes, Bebe and Biji!

Pappu: Please get well soon!
Bunty: Who are you talking to? I don't see anyone around.
Pappu: I am talking to my 'grades'...

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If Rajnikanth was born 200 yrs ago, British would have fought India to get Independence.


When did Maths get ruined?
When the Satan said, "Put the alphabets in Maths".


Husbands are the best persons to share your secrets with. They won't tell anyone because they probably never listen to you in the first place.

Teacher: Pappu, tell about Newton's 3rd law of motion.
Pappu: Ma'm, I know just the last part of it.
Teacher: Tell me as much as you know.
Pappu: And this is called Newton's 3rd law of motion!

When you convert Rs.50 lakhs into Rs.300 crores, you are called Vadra. When you do the opposite, you are called Mallya. The difference is in chasing the right woman!

Saif Ali Khan said, "Thank you, beta" to Sridevi's younger daughter on his wedding reception. Sridevi is now worried.

Bebo-Saif wedding:
The best revenge Shahid Kapoor can take is by marrying Saif's daughter who is 19 now.


Rajinikanth should have played for Mumbai Indians in "Champions League T20 2012" at SA. The rain would have got called off because of the match.


Pathan got a job in 'Idea' Customer Care Call Centre.
Customer: My Idea SIM is blocked, what to do?
Pathan: Don't get tense, remove 'Idea' SIM and use 'Airtel' SIM. Thank you for calling 'Aircell'.
Santa: Wives are like police.
Banta: Why?
Santa: Once they get hold of all the evidence, they still want to hear the truth from you!

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Girl to Astrologer: I have 2 boy friends. Whom will I get married to? Who's the lucky guy?
Astrologer: 2nd one will marry you. 1st one is the lucky guy.
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Dear Ex,
I won't block you or delete you. I'm keeping you there so you're able to see how happy I am without you.
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On a wall in a ladies room... My husband follows me everywhere.
Written just below it: I do not.
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Boss: Since the day I fired you, why the hell do you shit in front of my house every morning?
Servant: Boss, I just wanna show you that I am not dying hungry!
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Respect is earned, honesty is appreciated, love is gained and loyalty is returned.
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Hathoan Ki Lakiroan Pe Mat Jaa, Ai Ghalib;
Naseeb Un Ke Bhi Hote Hain, Jin Ke Hath Nehin Hote!
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Those silly conversations we had and those nights when we stayed up late talking to each other. I miss them all, every one of them. My swetheart, I love you and miss you with each beat of my heart!