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Indian Jokes Hindi Version For Whatsapp Group

Some superb funny Hindi online jokes for making a nice whatsapp chat room messages.

एक आदमी की बाईक पंक्चर हो गयी किसी तरह वो उसको लेकर पास के एक सर्विस स्टेशन में पहुँचा। वहाँ जाकर पंक्चर लगाने वाले लड़के से बोला, "बाईक घसीट घसीट के गांड फट गयी।"
लड़के ने कन्फ्यूज़ होकर पूछा, "तो फिर पहले पंक्चर कहाँ लगाऊं, गांड पे या बाईक में?"

Up के छात्र - साहब बिजली नही आती इसलिये पढाई नही हो
पा रही
Mulayam Singh - मैं कुछ इंतज़ाम करता हूँ
छात्र - बिजली का ?
Mulayam- नही डिग्री का😜

Funny Aurat Hindi Jokes Whatsapp Messages

Ek Aurat Auto Rukwa Kar Paise Tay Karte-Karte Doosre Auto Mein Baith Gayi.
Pehla Auto Wala Hadbadi Mein Jaldi-Jaldi Se Bola.
Auto Wala: “Ye Kya Baat Hui, Madam? Khada Aapne Mera Karwaya, Aur Chadd Doosre Par Gayi?“
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The Indian Best Funny Jokes For Whatsapp Messages

Hindi jokes plus present the most funny jokes of the week, collected from whatsapp group.


Kutte Ka Pilla Apni Ma Se Puchta Hai:Mere Dad Kaise The?
Ma:Pata Nhi Beta Piche Se Hi Aye The Aur Piche Se Hi Chale Gaye.Kuch Pata Nhi Chala
funny alcohol jokes
Trust alcohol for dance

Apko Diya Gya Lund Ek Suvidha Hai Na Ki Apka Adhikar
Uska Upyog Chodne Me Kare Na Ki Mut Marne Me
Saujanya Se Lund Care Centr
Janhit Me Jari

Man Offering Drink To Lady In Bar
Lady: No, Whiskey Is Bad For My Legs
Man: Legs? Strange, Do They Pain Or Swell?
Lady: “No, They Spread“

Boy to girl
Boy: happy birthday
Girl: thank u
Boy: chal BP de
Girl: pendriv de
Boy: main Birthday Party ki baat kar raha hu
Girl: uff sorry

Ladka Ladki Killer Non Veg Jokes Whatsapp Messages 30 May 2015

Most Funny Hindi Latest Jokes Collection - Jokes On Ladka Aur Ladki

Ek Ladka Aur Ladki Ki Engagment Ho Chuki Thi Aur Ab Shadi Ki Baat Chal Rahi Thhi.
Ek Din Dono Road Pe Icecream Khate Hue Apas Mein Bat Kar The Thhe.
Ladka: “Shadi Ke Liye Konsi Date Rakhain?”
Ladki Hichkichatey Hue: “22 December Rakh Lo Na”
Ladka: “Kyu, Special Yehi Din Kyu?”
Ladki Sharmate Hue: “Suna Hai Vo Saal Ki Sabse Lambi Raat Hoti Hai“
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Some Old Funny Hindi Jokes, Your Whatsapp Group Friend Must Like It!

Collection of some old is gold funny Hindi jokes. Share with your whatsapp group friend.


Par Jab Tera koi REPLY Nahi Milta
To Dil Kerta Hy Teri G@ND me Goli Maar
Doo
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Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA"
shloka ka kya arth hai?
Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja
raha hoon
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Ye ladkiya b kitni chalaak hoti hain . Apna 16
rupye litre wala DUDH ka lalach dekar hamara
180 rupye kilo wala GHEE nikal leti hai..!
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dentist was caught raping a girl. Next day
headline, "Dentist caught filling wrong cavity".
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Ghalib ne fermaya : koi saheli na mili to na sahi ,
tere jesa dost tu mil gaya
...........WAH.........WAH..............
chalo choot na mili tu na sahi .. tere jesa chootiya
tu mil gaya"

5 Best Whatsapp Hindi Jokes Messages 27 March 2015

See the best ever whatsapp funny messages sent by my friend on whatsapp non veg jokes group.

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PAPA : vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal hotay hain
SON : papa may bataoo
PAPA :nahi tum chup rahoo
SON : may batata hoo ….. AANKH
PAPA : ohh haan
SON : to kya aap lun samajh rahay thay

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Ik Larki thi dewaani si…
Ik Larkay pe wo mar…
Kuch lena tha usay…
Lakin pregnancy se wo darti thi..
Jab bi milti thi muijhey….
Ye hi pocha karti thi…..
Ye “CONDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI
Ye “CONDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI

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Santa and Jeeto were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 10th wedding anniversary.
Jeeto said, “We will go to all the same places that we did on our first honeymoon.”
“As you wish,” said Santa.
“Will we do all the things that we did on our first honeymoon?” asked Jeeto.
“Ok,” said Santa.
“And will we make love like we did on our first honeymoon?” asked Jeeto.
“That’s right,” said Santa, “except this time I get to sit on the side of the bed and cry, ‘It’s too big, it’s too big!’“


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Santa ek baar ek ladki ke saath sex karne laga to Ladki santa ka private saman dekh kar boli: “itna bada” Santa khushi se bola: “O ji hum punjabi hain hamara to sub kuch hi bada hota hai” Jab ladki ne apni salwaar utaari to santa uski choot dekh kar bola “Oye! Tusi vi punjabi ho“

100% Pure Hindi Non Veg Jokes - Hindi Jokes Plus

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Sardar: Why are all these people running?
Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?
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Girl- Main jb bhi phon krti hu tum Shaving kr rhe hote ho,
Din me kitni baar shaving krte ho?
Boy- 30-40 baar.
Girl- pagal ho kya?
Boy- pagal nahi NAAI hu.
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Santa Banta Hindi Jokes: Whatsapp Picture Jokes

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Santa Banta Jokes

Santa- Kaun se jati ke log ache nagarik hote hein?
Banta- Baniye
Santa- Bo kaise?
Banta- Har jagah likha hota he, des ke ache nagarik "baniye", desbhakt "baniye".
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Hindi Non Veg Jokes Plus Whatsapp Messages Idea

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Girlfriend in mood:
Baby i took a new dresspiece
Neck kaise banwau..??
Boyfriend:
kaise bhi banwa mera haath sirf andar jaana chahiye
whatsapp funny picture on i love you

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Ladki Se Yes To Koi Bhi Bulwa Sakta Hai
Lekin Us Se “Oh Yes Oh Yes Oh Oh Yes Yes Yes”
Bulwana Har Kisi Ke Bas Ki Baat Nahi.


Whatsapp Non Veg Jokes Messages: Hindi Jokes Plus

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Ek bhikari roz maang kar khate khate tang aa gaya tha.
Ek din usne bhagban se pratharna ki " Bhagban mujhe khane ko aisa kuch do jo khane par bhi khatam na ho."
Bhagwan bole "ye lo beta... chewing gum"

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Non Veg Jokes On Sadhu ji ka train yatra

TT : Kidhar jana hai?
Sadhu: Jahanpar Sri Ram ka janam hua tha wahan.
TT: Tumhare pass Ticket hai kya ?
Sadhu: Nahin hai
TT: To Chalo tum.
Sadhu: Kahan par ?
TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha..
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Jail mein !!!

Best Funny Whatsapp Messages: Hindi Jokes Plus

Read the most funny Hindi jokes plus some recent funny picture for whatsapp messages.

Santa Banta Hindi Jokes Plus

once Banta Singh attended an interview
Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good... Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad.... Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don't take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don't take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn't say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You appoint me
whatsapp picture messages why i don't open whatsapp in public
The reason why i not open whatsapp in font of public


Non Veg Jokes On Santa: Hindi Jokes Plus

Hindi and funny whatsapp messages idea for your friend. a jokes on santa.


Santa dials a number and a girl named 'SITA' Receives phones.
Santa says, " maine to delhi phone lagaya tha, ye ayodhy kaise lag gaya."
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Santa- sarabi marne ke baad swarg mein jate hein ke nark mein?
Banta- Mujhe nahin pata! tum kahan jana chahte ho?
Santa- Donon mein se ek jagah to jana hi hoga!
Banta- Tum chale jana, pine ke baad mein to kahin nahin jata!!!

Whatsapp Funny Messages: Toofani Hindi Jokes Collection

Some real funny toofani Hindi jokes from whatsapp group. you can share this jokes on your whatsapp friend and your group.


Husband was shocked
to read wife’s
Old school report card..
The comment written on report card…
Very obedient and
Soft Spoken student !!!
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Toofani Girl and Her Boyfriend

ATTiTUDE ROCKZ :
Saas Bahu se:
Utth ja heroine
Dekh Suraj kabka nikal aaya hai..

Bahu: Relax, Mummy ji
Wo sota bhi to mujhse pehle hai na!!

THiNK Different ;-)


Good Hindi Jokes Whatsapp Messages 09 February 2015

Find this jokes last day on whatsapp hindi jokes group.
Ek pratisthit doctor sahab ek party mein gaye to logon ne unhe gher liya aur apni apni paresani batane lage ta ki free mein salah le sake.
Doctor sahab es baat se paresan ho gaye aur apni paresani usi party me aaye hue ek bakil ko bataya.
To bakil sahab ne kaha ki jo mein karta hoon aap wohi kijiye.
Doctor sahab ne pucha kya?
Bakil sahab ne kaha mujhe jo jahan par bhi salha mangta he me deta hoon aur baad mein unke ghar bill veg deta hoon.
Ye sunke doctor sahab khush ho gaye aur agle din apne ghar mein un logon ka bill banane lage jin logon ko unhone party me salah diya the.
Tabhi unka naukar ne aakar bataye ke " Bahar bakil sahab ka chaprashi aaya he aur kah raha ke ki kal raat bakil sahab ne aapko party mein jo salah di thi uska bill laya he."
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Whatsapp Funny Messages: Non Veg Best Jokes Ever

Collection of some funny whatsapp messages for your friend. latest Hindi non veg jokes and fadu jokes also you can find here.

Some Short non veg jokes

Lawyer to Santa: "Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke...... "
Santa: "Yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir Gita pe haath!!"

Teacher- Children exams are coming soon.So if you have any doubt you can ask me..
Santa- In which printing press the question paper is printed?

The girl asked to the boy, “Are you sure you love me and no one else?”
The boy replied, “Dead sure, I have checked the whole list again yesterday.”

Non Veg Jokes: Funny Hindi Jokes Whatsapp Messages

Read the latest collection of funny non veg jokes in Hindi. whatsapp messages idea for your friend. make your friend time good by sending a nice whatsapp messages which must have some funny staff.
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Non Veg Jokes In Hindi
ग़ालिब ने अर्ज किया है
बेगम ये जो तुम चूदाई के वक्त पाद
देती हो.......💭
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कोई बिमारी है या चूदाई की दाद देती हो

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चाइनीज़ माल..
एक बार सन्ता बिज़नेस के सिलसिले में चीन गया।
वहाँ उसने एक चाइनीज़ एक्स-रे चश्मा खरीदा जिससे कोई भी इंसान नंगा देखता है...
दुकानदार ने कहा- चश्मा लगा कर मुझे देखो...
सन्ता ने देखा, उसे दुकानदार नंगा दिखाई दिया...
फिर उसने चश्मा हटा कर देखा तो दुकानदार कपड़े पहने हुए दिखा...
सन्ता बहुत खुश हुआ।
सन्ता ने फ्लाइट पकड़ी भारत आने के लिए...
जहाज़ में सबको, लड़कियों, एयरहोस्टैस आदि को चश्मा लगा कर देखा.. खुश हुआ... सब नंगे दिखे....
भारत पहुँचा... टैक्सी ले ली घर तक जाने क लिए...
टैक्सी वाले को भी देखा चश्मे से ... वो भी नंगा दिखा... सन्ता बड़ा खुश हुआ...
चश्मा लगाए हुए ही घर पहुँचा... उसकी बीवी और नौकर दोनों नंगे बेड पर सोए थे...
चश्मा निकालकर देखा... अभी भी दोनों नंगे ही थे..
चश्मा लगा कर फिर देखा... दोनों नंगे थे...चश्मा हटा कर देखा.. दोनों नंगे ही दिखे...
सन्ता भड़क गया.... बोला- यही तो प्राब्लम है... चाईना का माल तो 2 दिन भी नहीं चलता... साला खराब हो गया !

Best Non Veg Jokes Hindi Whatsapp Messages 01 Febuary 2015

Collection of the worst Hindi non veg jokes found on last january month. Make a funny Whatsapp jokes messages to your friend from here.


Whatsapp Funny Messages:
एक चीता सिगरेट का कश लगाने ही वाला था कि अचानक चूहा वहा आया और
बोला"भाई छोड दो नशा आयो मरे
साथ
देखो जंगल कितना खूबसूरत है
चीता चूहे के साथ चल दिया
आगे हाथी कोकीन ले रहा था
चूहा फिर बोला भाई छोड दो नशा आओ मेरे साथ देखो जंगल कितना खूबसूरत
है ।
हाथी भी चल दिया
आगे शेर वहिस्की पीने की तैयारी कर रहा था चूहे ने उसे भी वहि कहा शेर ने ग्लास साइड पर रखा और चूहे को जोरदार तमाचा मारा
हाथी बोला" अरे क्यो मार रहे हो
इस बेचारे को
शेर बोला" ये साला रोज भा'ग पीके ऐसे ही सबको पूरी रात जंगल घुमाता है ।

Whatsapp Funny Messages:
एक 18 साल का लड़का ट्रेन से अपने पिता के साथ घर जा रहा था
अचानक वो जोर से चिल्लाया
"पिताजी वो देखा पेड़ हमारे साथ-साथ चल रहे है"
उसके पिता ने प्यार से उसके सिर पे हाथ फिराया
कुछ देर बाद फिर जोर से चिल्लाया
"पिताजी वो देखो आसमान भी हमारे साथ-साथ चल रहा है"
उसे पिता की आँखो मे आँसू आ गये
पास बैठा आदमी ये सब
देख रहा था
उस कहा
"आपका लड़का इतना बढा होकर भी बच्चो जैसी हरकस करता है
आप इसका इलाज किसी अच्छे डाक्टर से क्यो नही करवाते
उससे पिताजी ने कहा-
हम डाक्टर के पास से आ रहे है
दरअसल मेरा बेटा जन्म से ही अँधा था आज ही उसे नई आँखे मिली है ।


Whatsapp Funny Messages:
Husband Suhaag Raat Wale Din Apni Wife Se Poochta Hai.
Husband: “Abb Tak Kitne mardo k Saath Soi Ho Sach Batana?”
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Wife: “Sach Keh Rahi Hu, Sirf Aap Ke Saath Soi Hu
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Baaki Sab Haraamzade To Sone Hi Nahi Dete The..

Whatsapp Funny Messages On Husband Wife Non Veg Jokes

Wife:"Mehman aa rahe hain or ghar me Daal k siva kuch nai .
Husband:"Jab wo aaye to kitchen me 1 bartan girana,
Me pochu to kehna KORMA gir gaya.. .
Phir dosra bartan girana, kehna BiRYANi gir gai..
fir Me kahuga chalo Daal hi le aao...
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Mehmano k aane k bad Bartan girne ki awaaz aai.. .
Husbnd:"Kya hua.. ??
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Wife: "maa bahen ek hogayi..... BC Daal hi gir gai .

Hindi Pagal Jokes For Whatsapp Send Messages

Ek bar ek pagal ko jail mein band kar diya gaya . .
Pagal to Jailer : mujhe ek kitaab likhni hai kagaz aur pen do mujhko
Jailer : abe tu kitab likh ke kya karega ?
Pagal : publish kara ke famous banunga
Jailer : Hawaldar iss pagal ko ek copy aur kalam do aake
Pagal kitab likhna suru karta hai . . Pahle page pe likhta hai "ghoda jungle ki taraf chal diya"
aur last page pe likhta hai "ghoda jungle pahunch gaya"
Pagal : jailer saab ye lijiye padhiye ye kitab maine likhi hai maine. . Lekin sirf 1st aur last page padhiyega. .
Jailer : padhta hai use gussa ata hai kahta hai kya bakwas hai ye bich mein kya likha hai . . :/
Pagal : tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik

New Superb Funny Hindi Non Veg Jokes Found On Whatsapp Messages


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Dildo Jokes.
He: Happy Birthday baby heart emoticon
She: Thankyou smile emoticon
He: So gift kya chahiye?
She: Dildo.
He: Dildo kyu? Mei hu na wink emoticon
She: Apna 'dil do' aisa bola

Boy Girl Non Veg Jokes: Kids Love Story


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kids love story.
Girl:.....aaj mela mood off hai.
Boy:..kyu??
Girl:mamma ne daanta....
Boy:..kyu???
Girl: mai mamma k saath taam ni kalti na..
Boy:..ale toh taam klo na....
Girl:mujhe aata hi nhi...
Boy:..to seekh lo na...
Girl:kaiche seekhuuuu
Boy:mai sikha dungaaa Girl: sachiiii muchiii
Boy: haan....
Girl: to sikhaoooo
Boy:mele ghal chalo fir..
Girl:ghal pe kyu..
Boy:aleeee bahan mamma se bolonga, vo tumko
chab sikha
dengii.
Girl:tum toh keh le the k tum
sikhaogeee
Boy:ale mai sikhao ya mamma
ek baat hai naaa.... Girl: fill to mai apni mamma se
sikh longiiii
Boy:je bhi thik hai...
Girl:huhhhh fil ichme tumne kya
kiya...
Boy: ale mai toh bols la hun mom k paas chaloo
Girl:mele ko ni jaana
Boy:ek din toh jaana palegaa
Girl:kyu jaana plega???bolo
Boy:mele se shaadi kl k aaongi
na mele ghal pe... Girl:mai kyu aaongi..tum aa
jaana
Boy:ale shaadi k baad girls jaati
hai..
Girl:tumko kaiche pta...
Boy:mele ko pta hai... Girl:kichne btaya???
Boy: mamma ne..
Girl:oteeeeee fil toh aa
jaongi..letin abhi nhi.
Boy:athaa babaaa abhi nhi letin
aaogi naa??? Girl:ha aaongi...
Boy:plomiss
Girl:pkka plomisssssss
Boy:ote lub u..
Girl: lub u 2.........
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