Showing posts with label Dirty_Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dirty_Jokes. Show all posts

English Dirty Jokes Whatsapp Messages on Nurse

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen
mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and
gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only
here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my
testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate
from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them,
Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says
very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen
very, very closely:
Are - my - test - results - back?

Dirty English Whatsapp Messages On Adult Jokes


An adult funny humor for making a good whatsapp messages.

Two women were in the kitchen listening to their husbands’
conversation.
“It’s incredible,” said the first lady, “that all they can talk
about is golf and sex.”
“Oh I don’t know,” replied her friend. “You must remember
at their ages that’s all they can do – talk about it.”

Amusing Non Veg Hindi Dirty Jokes Collection 23 Nov 2014

Best Funny Hindi Jokes On Non Veg

1 girl ki death ke Baad
Uski friend
uske

boyfriend ke pass gayi or
boli, "Kya
main uski
jagah le skti hu......??"
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Superb Answer
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BoyFrnd- "Muje koi Aitraz
Nahi
QABRISTAN
Walo se puch lo

New Hindi Funny Jokes For Making A Whatsapp Messages.

Guy Searches on the Google..
“Free Dinner in 5 star hotel”
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On the top of GOOGLE search it shows:
“Mungeri Lal ke Haseen Sapne”
dirty hindi jokes

Dirty In Hindi Language Jokes

सुरेश: यार लगता है मेरी पत्नी मेरे साथ बेवफ़ाई कर रही है.
रमेश: वो कैसे?
सुरेश: यार कल रात वो घर पे नहीं थी. मैंने पूछा तो बोली कि अपनी सहेली शीला के घर गयी थी. यार शीला के घर पे तो मैं था!!


The Lady in labour Dirty Jokes Whatsapp Messages 10 Nov 2014

Lady in labour, shouting the usual shit, "Get this out of me! Give me the drugs!" She turns to her boyfriend and says, "You did this to me, you fucker!" He casually replies, "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your arse, but you said, 'fuck off it'll be too painful.'"

Good Non Veg Hindi Jokes: Yeh Ghalat Hai

Girl: Yeh Ghalat Hai...

Boy: But I Love yu..

Girl: Yeh Ghalat Hai...

Boy:Hum Shaadi Karlenge...

Girl: Yeh Ghalat Hai...

Boy: Nahi....

Girl: Kuttay de Putar, Tm jahan Daal rhe ho, woh Jaga Ghalat hai...!

Dirty Hindi Jokes: Sex 24x7

New Couple Kept having sex 24x7.They Became
weak but didn't Stop.
They Consulted a Doctor.
Doc Said: Have Sex only on those days which hav
'R' in it.
ie,ThuRsday,fRiday or SatuRday.
Couple Agreed
On Monday Husband Asks his Wife Darling Wats
the Day Today?
Wife gives a Naughty smile & says
"somvaaR"
MORAL : Horny ko koun taal sakta hai!!!

English Adult Dirty Jokes 09 Oct 2014


An admiral visits one of the ships under his command. While eating breakfast with the crew he was impressed to see the naval insignia stamped on every biscuit.

He went to the cook to ask how this feat was done, so it could be used on other ships under his command.

The cook replied, "Well Admiral, after each one is cut out I just slap it here against my belt buckle which bears the insignia."

Horrified the Admiral exclaims, "Well that's very unhygenic!"

The cook shrugs and replies, "Well... if you feel that way Sir, I suggest you steer well clear of the donuts!"

Superb Funny Dirty English Jokes On Married Couple


One morning in December, a happily married couple rises from their night’s rest. The husband
rolls over to his beautiful wife and asks how her night was.
She replies, “It was great! I had the best dream in the world.”
Intrigued, the husband urges her to go on.
“Well, I had a dream that I had the most beautifully decorated Christmas tree ever! It was covered
with cocks: big ones, long ones, hard ones, smooth ones, every kind of dick you could imagine.”
The husband, now gloating a little asks, “Was mine at the top for the shining star?”
“No, yours was at the bottom with the broken, wrinkly, tiny ones. How was your night, honey?”
Now pissed off, he replies, “Well, my dream was even better than yours! I dreamed that we had a
Christmas tree decorated with the most beautiful vaginas ever: tight ones, pink ones, smooth ones,
every kind of vagina.”
“Was mine at the top for your shining star?”
Then the husband replies, “No, yours was holding up the fucking tree!”

Dirty Hindi Jokes: Sunday Mat Sex Karo

Lady to DOCTOR:- tThakan bahut hoti hai.
DOCTOR - Sex kitna krti ho.
Lady - daily.
DOCTOR - Sunday mat karo.
Lady- He Ram. Sunday hi to pati Ghar hote hai, unhe kaise manaa kru.

Dirty Hindi Jokes: Never Think Girls Are Stupid!

Who Said girl are stupid. i can proof they are not. here is a funny Dirty Hindi Jokes of Girlfriend And boyfriend.

Girl:  “Chalo Chupan-Chupai Khelte Hain,
Agar Tumne Mujhe Dhund Liya To TumMeri Le Lena Aur Agar Tumne Nahi Dhunda To Main Tumhari Loongi”
Boy:  “Theek Hai, Lekin Ek Baat Bataao Tum Meri Kaise Logi?”
Girl:  Muskurate Hue: “Hum Shopping Chalenge Na“

Dirty Funny Whatsapp Message - GOD IS NEVER LATE!


GOD IS NEVER LATE!
Friend, have you ever come to a Point in Life
when it seems that God is not being fair to
you? When your prayers are not being
answered or your cries are being ignored?
When the opposite of what you prayed for
keeps happening yet people urge you to
"Thank God"?
Here is what you must know: GOD IS NEVER LATE!
He does things His own way, His own Time & His
own Style!
God steps in when Human efforts have failed &
ceased!
He does it His own way so that Man will not share
His glory!
Sarah gave birth at age 90!
Daniel inside the Lions' Den!
Joseph abandoned in Prison!
Moses & Jews facing the Red Sea!
Lazarus buried inside the tomb for 3 days!
GOD IS NEVER LATE!
I don't know your case; Maybe you are delayed for
Marriage, Promotion, Employment, or they have
called you Barren; I
want you to know that:
God is about to STEP INTO your case Now & do
what Man cannot do for you, in Jesus’ name Amen.

Dirty English Whatsapp Message On Jokes 15 July 2014


Here i collect two dirty adult english jokes, which is found on whatsapp message. Enjoy my whatsapp jokes message.

TO ALL LADIES
So, madam u want a man who is very
loving, understanding, financially
stable, has swagg, he's good in bed
& listens to everything you tell
him???
Sounds perfect huh???
The weed your smoking must also be
very perfect !!!
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He Wanted A Job in '2009; Facebook Said No --
In A $19 Billion Mistake
Now that whole world knows that Facebook Bought
WhatsApp for $19 Billion.....
Do you know the founder of
Whatsapp "Brian
Acton"
was rejected by Facebook, Twitter and
Apple back in Year '2009 for a software engineer
position......Then he went ahead and launched
Whatsapp in Year '2009 andToday it cost
Facebook $19 Billion (Rs. 1.2 Lakhs Crores) to
acquire the same Software Engineer..........
Moral of the Story - Never Get upset with
rejections in Life.....Whatever happens, happens
for a reason..

Dirty Whatsapp Jokes In English: Wife Birthday


On wife's birthday, man ordered a cake on phone.
Salesman: Wat msg to put on d cake?
Man: Write"Getting older but U R getting better."
Salesman: How do u want me to put it?
Man: Well.. put"U R getting older"at the top and"but U R getting better"at d bottom.
When d cake was unveiled all guests were aghast at d msg.
It read:"You are getting older at the top, but you are getting better at the bottom!"
Moral:- Don't order cakes over phone......