Non Veg Jokes: Hindi Jokes Message On Boy And Girl

Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!
Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy:bilkul nahi!
Girl:to phir rehne do…
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Boy:Hey can i touch ur software?
Girl: first show me ur hardware?
Boy: can i install it in ur system?
Girl: Ok…… but cover it with antivirus, then install it.
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Boy to girl: How much calcium is there in women’s Breasts?

Girl: I don’t have any idea but it has enough calcium to help a Man’s boneless thing to standup!

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If boys vomit then parents says kaminey kitni peekar aaya hai?,

If girls vomit then parents says kon tha woh kamina,

Moral of the story: Ulti koi bhi kare gaaliya ladke ko hi di jaati hai. 

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Pehli baar chudai ke waqt

Girl - promise karo, tum mera dil nahi todoge..

Boy - nahi re pagli, itna lamba thodi hai! ;-/