Boy Girl Non Veg Jokes: Kids Love Story

Read latest Hindi funny jokes, non veg jokes, whatsapp funny messages idea, and messages for whatsapp friend.

kids love story.
Girl:.....aaj mela mood off hai.
Boy:..kyu??
Girl:mamma ne daanta....
Boy:..kyu???
Girl: mai mamma k saath taam ni kalti na..
Boy:..ale toh taam klo na....
Girl:mujhe aata hi nhi...
Boy:..to seekh lo na...
Girl:kaiche seekhuuuu
Boy:mai sikha dungaaa Girl: sachiiii muchiii
Boy: haan....
Girl: to sikhaoooo
Boy:mele ghal chalo fir..
Girl:ghal pe kyu..
Boy:aleeee bahan mamma se bolonga, vo tumko
chab sikha
dengii.
Girl:tum toh keh le the k tum
sikhaogeee
Boy:ale mai sikhao ya mamma
ek baat hai naaa.... Girl: fill to mai apni mamma se
sikh longiiii
Boy:je bhi thik hai...
Girl:huhhhh fil ichme tumne kya
kiya...
Boy: ale mai toh bols la hun mom k paas chaloo
Girl:mele ko ni jaana
Boy:ek din toh jaana palegaa
Girl:kyu jaana plega???bolo
Boy:mele se shaadi kl k aaongi
na mele ghal pe... Girl:mai kyu aaongi..tum aa
jaana
Boy:ale shaadi k baad girls jaati
hai..
Girl:tumko kaiche pta...
Boy:mele ko pta hai... Girl:kichne btaya???
Boy: mamma ne..
Girl:oteeeeee fil toh aa
jaongi..letin abhi nhi.
Boy:athaa babaaa abhi nhi letin
aaogi naa??? Girl:ha aaongi...
Boy:plomiss
Girl:pkka plomisssssss
Boy:ote lub u..
Girl: lub u 2.........
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Hindi Jokes On Girlfriend: Some Jokes Don't Tell Your Girlfriend

Latest Most Funny Hindi Jokes based On Girlfriend.

• Hindi Funny Jokes

Girl:"Mom & Dad ne kaha hai k agar

exams mai fail hui to shadi kar denge..

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Boy: "Tumne kitni tayari ki..??

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GIRL:"bus Reception k dress lena reh gya

hai..

• Funny Hindi Jokes On Girlfriend

A Girlfriend is not one who says,

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"Main teri kismat me nai, tum

mujhe bhul jao"

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A true Girlfriend is one who says, .

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. "Tu padhai pe dehaan de,

placement ke

baad ghar se utha lena..

Non Veg Jokes: Hindi Jokes Message On Boy And Girl

Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!
Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy:bilkul nahi!
Girl:to phir rehne do…
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Boy:Hey can i touch ur software?
Girl: first show me ur hardware?
Boy: can i install it in ur system?
Girl: Ok…… but cover it with antivirus, then install it.
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Boy to girl: How much calcium is there in women’s Breasts?

Girl: I don’t have any idea but it has enough calcium to help a Man’s boneless thing to standup!

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If boys vomit then parents says kaminey kitni peekar aaya hai?,

If girls vomit then parents says kon tha woh kamina,

Moral of the story: Ulti koi bhi kare gaaliya ladke ko hi di jaati hai. 

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Pehli baar chudai ke waqt

Girl - promise karo, tum mera dil nahi todoge..

Boy - nahi re pagli, itna lamba thodi hai! ;-/