wah wah wah
pani moun mein bher k road pey ker di kulli
mooth ker k zip bund ker raha tah phuns gayi lulli....
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pathan bivi say: khochi tm bachay ko kya pilati ho?
bivi: doodh aur orange juice
pathan: oye khochi tm ney kabhi bataya nahin k orange juice kis side say aata hai......
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saaf sutra lateefa: aik pathan poti kr k apnay hath soong raha tah
aik aadmi ney poocha kya ker rahay ho?
pathan bola k hum bhool gaya tah k hum ney duphair mein kya khaya tah....
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Beta: Papa yeh Condom Kia HOta hai?
Papa: Chal Bhaag mujhey nhi Pata.
Beta: Tabhi tu Hum 14 Behan Bhai Hain
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SON : Papa mai bataoo
PAPA :Nahi tum chup rahoo
SON : may batata hoo ..... AANKH
PAPA : ohh haan
SON : to kya aap LUN samajh rahay thay.................
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Aik bus mein girls ki team aur boys ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls : Hum tumhe hara ke dikhayenge!
Boys : Hum har gaye, chalo ab dikhao.......hahahahahaha
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One Sardar Raped a Sikhni ,
She Said " Hunn Main RaulaPaawangi " ,
Sardar Says " Raula Teh Hunn Main paawan ga, Panchood Utton Sikhni tay Theloo clean Shave....
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