Latest Non Veg Jokes In Hindi 15 Jan 2015

Watching PK.....
Dancing car scene comes.

Me: Kitna fenkte hain, car itni thodi na hilti hai.
Wife: tumhe kaise pata?

*awkward silence*
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gf: "Teri ZIP khul nahi rahi yaar"
bf: "Thoda aur tr y kar"
gf: "Kar to rahi hoon. Nahi khul rahi"

bf: "Accha ruk. PDF bhejta hoon"
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Teacher:  bahot tez baarish ho rahi hai,
 iske aage ka sentence batao.. ...?    

Student: ab light wale apni maiya chudwaenge