Non Veg Hindi Jokes Message 12 Sep 2014

Boy : may I kiss u....??
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Girl : No
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Boy again : May I kiss u.......??
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Girl : No..
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Boy desperately asks :
PLEASEEEEE,MAY I KISS U.....??
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Girl : Kutte, kaminey ...
Teacher thodi naa hoon jo
permission maang raha hai
ZABARDASTI nahin Kar sakta
kya....??
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Pappu - Tum to meri Chand ho......!
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Pappu ki gf- Aur tum ho mere
Neil Armstrong....!
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Pappu - Wo Kyo?
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Gf ( sharmate huye ) boli -
Chand pe Chadhne wala Pehla
Aadmi
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Height Of Bravery For Girls
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Moving Out Of
House Without
Make- Up
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Laila Ne Majnu Ko Ek Ped Ke Pichhe Dekha
Aur Boli.
Laila: “Tum Majnu Ho Na?”
Majnu Bola: “Haan”
Phir Kuch Deir Baad Use Jhadiyo Ke Piche
Dekha To Boli.
Laila: “Tum Majnu Ho Na?”
Majnu Bola: “Haan, Main Majnu Hoon”
Phir Kuch Deir Baad Use Diwaar Ke Pichhe
Dekha Aur Kaha.
Laila: “Tum Majnu Ho Na?”
Majnu Bola: “Haan-Haan, Kamini Main
Majnu Hi Hoon, Tu Mujhe Tatti Karne Degi
Ya Nahi“