Young Generation Non Veg Hindi Jokes 04 Aug 2014

Ladki ke bap se
"Mai apki beti ka hath mangne aya hu"
Bap-"kyu?
Ladka-"kyunki ab mera haath thak chuka hai

Yamraj: Tumne Punya or Paap dono kiye hai.... Is liye Swarg me NaraK milegA...
AAdmi: Vo kaiSe??
Yamraj: Roj Raat Ko 2 Glass Daru & 1 Ladki milegi.... .
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Glaas me ched Hoga, Par ladki me nhi...

On 1st night,
Wife : Plz, not today, Lets spend our 1st night understanding each other.
Husband : "Darling Something 'Under' is already 'standing' for you....

Teacher to Vicky: tell examples of Active & Passive Voice.
Vicky: Active Voice- Tere mast mast do anin, mere dil ka le gaye Chain
Passive Voice- Mere Dil ka le gaye chain, Tere mast mast do Nain.
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Zamaana badla, log badle....... Gabbar wala dar ab purana ho gaya...
Aajkal door gaon me raat ko jab maa-baap sote nhi to baccha uth kar kehta hai- So jaa bapu, nahi to itne mehengai me dusra ho jayega...