Ladki ka baap : Main nahi chahata ki meri ladki apni poori zindagi ek gadhe ke saath guzaare.
Ladki ka Boyfriend : Bus isiliye to main usse shaadi kar ke yahan se le jaana chahata hoon.
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Rat Bhar Ayi Nhi, Or Hum Hila Hila Kr Yu Hi So Gye,
Jo Hila Rhe The Woh Pankha Tha, Jo Ayi Nhi Wo Bijli Thi,
Abe Salo Kbi To Acha Samja Kro Dirty Mind
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3 Idiots Sex Education Lab Scene ( read like original dialouge) +16
Teacher: "What Is A Condom?" Aamir Khan Muskurane Lag Jata Hain Teacher: "Aap Itna Muskura Kyu Rahe Ho?" Aamir: "Sir!, Wo Kya Hai, Bachpan Se Iccha Thi Ki Main Sex Education College Mein Padhu! Aaj Yaha Padh Raha Hu, Bahut Maza Aa Raha Hai" Teacher: "Zyada Maza Lene Ki Zarurat Nahi Hai, Condom Ki Definition Bolo?" Aamir: "Sir! Condom Is Anything Which Reduces Population" Teacher: "Will U Plz Elaborate?" Aamir: "Har Wo Cheez Jo Population Control Kare!" "Baccha Paida Nahi Karna Hai, Condom Hai Na" "Masti! Chahiye Raat Se Lekar Subah Tak, Condom Hai Sir" "Actualy Sir! Hum Condom Se Ghire Hue Hai" "8th Class Ke Ladke Se Lekar Mujh Tak, Sab Condom Ka Use Kar Rahe Hai" "1 Second Mein In, 1 Second Mein Out, In-Out, In-Out" Teacher: "Arre... Defination Kya Hai?" Aamir: "Wo Hi To Bata Raha Hu Sir" Teacher: "Exam Mein Ye Sab Likhoge?" "Ye Condom Hai! Masti! Raat Se Lekar Subah Tak! Idiot" "Anybody Else??" Chattur: "Sir!, Condom Are Between Any Combination Of Body So Connected, That Their Relative Positions May Be Seen In Kamasutra.." Teacher: "Wah! Kya Baat Hai
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Meri pyaas bujha do
Malka sharawat ne chirag regra, us me se jin nika, Jin:kya hukum hai maray aaqa?? Malka:Meri pyaas bujha do, Jin:7up se ya 7?inch se
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Sub ka Number aye Ga
Ek Larki ka Gang Rape ho raha tha Woh chillaa chillaa k keh rehi thi Kutto Kamino Khuda k wastay Laro to Nahi Sub ka Number aye Ga
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