Hindi 18+ Jokes: Aunty K Taango K Beech Kya Hai

Boy:-Aunty k taango k beech kya
hai....?
Uncle:-Swarg...
Boy:-Or aapke...?
Uncle:-Swarg k taale ki chabi...
Boy:-Tala badal do uncle ji,
Padose me sbke paas duplicate
chaabi hai....

Adult Hindi Jokes: Kutta Kutti Sex Kar Rahe Thhe

Baap Beta Sadak Pe Jaa Rahe Thhe
To Bete Ne Dekha Ki Kutta-Kutti Sex
Kar Rahe The.
Bete Ne Puchha:
“Dad, Yeh Kya Ho Raha Hai?”
Baap Ab Bechara Kya Kahta, Kuch
Socha Aur Bache Ko Samjhane Wale
Andaz Se Bola
Baap: “Beta, Piche Wala Kutta Aage
Wale Ka Sahara Le Kar Chal Raha
Hai”
Beta Hairani Hote Hue: “Hadd Hai,
To Ismein Bechare Ki Gxxnd Marne
Ki Kya Jarurat Thi“

Stupid Hindi Funny Jokes: Bus Male Ya Female

Sometimes you might face some stupid situation, here is the jokes about a situation.

Bus Male Hai Ya Female?

Class Mein Ek Shararti Bache Ne
Apni Teacher Se Poocha

Johnny: “Miss Ye Bus Male Hai Ya
Female?”

Teacher Sochne Lagi
Itne Mein Santa Bola: “Bus Female
Hai”

Johnny: “Kyun?”
Santa: “Kyunki Sab Uspar Piche Se
Chadte Hai”

Teacher Bechari Pareshan Ho Gayi

Johnny: “Agar Bus Female Hai To
Uske Bache Kyu Nahi Hote?”

Santa: “Kyunki Sab Uspar Piche Se
Chadte Hai”

Teacher Bechari Sharam Se Paani
Paani Hogayi

Johnny: “Mana Sab Piche Se Chadte
Hai, Par Driver Aur Conductor To
Aage Se Hi Chadte Hai, Fir Bache
Kyu Nahi Hote”

Teacher Ki Saansein Band

Santa: “Kyunki Dono Topi Laga Ke
Chadte Hai”
Teacher Behosh

Funny Hindi Jokes With Pappu: Pappu And Madam

Madam Ne Class Mein Pappu Se
Kaha
Madam: “Aisa Muhawra Bolo Jisme
2 Body Parts Ke Nam Ate Ho,
Jaise:
1-Bina Sir Pair Ki Bat Karna. 2-Hath
Pair Chalana…!!”
Pappu Kuch Sochkar: “Ji, Pichwade
Mein Ungli Karnataka

Hindi Husband Wife Dirty Jokes: Patni Special

ek bar ek pati rat me andhere me
apni patni se bola ki
darlig aaj tumare baboo rato rat itne
bade kaise ho gaye or nippal kaha
gaye.....? ◄
patni guse me boli lagata hai aaj tum
fir ◄
pee kar aaye ho dhayan se deko wo
mere baboo
nahi hai meri " G # N D  ◄" HAI..

Superb Hot Hindi Non Veg Jokes: Fauji Aur Wife

Ek fauji jang se 3 saal bad lauta or
khidki ke paas udaas hoke beth
gaya
Wife ko sex karne ki icha hui.
Wife dupatta gira ke boli dekho hawa
ne mera kya uda diya
Fauji chup
phir kurti nikali or boli dekho ji hawa
ne mera kya uda diya.
Fauji fir chup
Wife salwar utar ke boli dekho ji
hawa ne mera kya uda diya...
Fauji ko gussa aaya or pent utar ke
bola '' dekh bomb ne mera kya uda
diya''
wife chup

Super Sexy Hindi Adult Jokes: Sex Ki Golia

Read most funny Hindi Jokes From Here.

Ek lady Dr. se -Mere Husband mujse
sex nahi karte .
Dr- ye lo 30 golian,1 Goli roj
khilana.
Lady ne 1 Goli di to Pati ne us rat
sex kiya.
Nxt day usne 2 Goli di to usne khoob
jor se sex kiya.
3 day usne puri 27 goliya dudh me
dal ke pila di.
3 din bad Dr. ne shivani k bete se
uski maa ka hal puchha to
beta bola- Maa mar gayi.
Chachi & mosi hspitl me hai,
kaam wali bhag gayi,
Aunti ne papa pe rape case thok
diya.
Meri gand abhi b dukh rahi hai,
chota bhai jhariyo me chipa hai aur
papa garden me nange hokar
tommy ke piche bhag rahe hain !!!!!!

Hindi Jokes Gossip And Fun Adda Whatsapp Message

Read The most funniest hindi jokes and latest fun topix on here.

GIRLS_: WE hate cigarette!
So WE dont touch it!!
BOYS_: WE too hate cigarettes!
So WE BURN IT!!
...
ATTITUDE MATTERS..
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Kabhi khamoshi bhi bahut kuch keh jati hai,
tadapne k liye bas yaaden hi reh jati hain,
kya farq padta hai wills ho ya goldflake ...yaaro
jalne k baad raakh hi ban jati hai

Bohat The Mere Bhi Iss Duniya Main Apne..
Phir Ishq Hua Aur Hum Lawaris Ho gaye...!!
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Our man was touching an aunty in crowded bus..

aunty turns and says: "bhaisahab aap accha nhi kar rahe"

Susu replies: "itni bheed me iss se accha nahi ho payega aunty"
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Gabbar - Are O Sambha kitne aadmi the.....??
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Sambha - Pata nahi sarkar mai to Ladkiya dekh raha tha
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Universal Law Of Love:
Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer From One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money.

Funny Jokes Hindi Non Veg And Super Fun Mix

Lalu's PA - Sir! There is a new problem.
Lalu- Ka problem?
PA: Ebola
Lalu: Kaun bola?
PA: Koi bola nahin Sir. Ebola.
Lalu: Arey Kaun bola bhai? Nitish bola? Modi bola? Kaun bola?
PA: Sir - aap samajh hi Nahin rahey hain. Ebola.
Lalu - Abey ham samajh Nahin rahey hain Ki tum pagla Gaye ho ka? Bola kon, Manmohnwa Bol Diya ka re?!!
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सुप्रीम कोर्ट ने जनता की
मांग पर श्रीराम व उनकी
सेना को सभी आरोपों से मुक्त
किया
** इति श्री रामायण कथा समाप्त
रघुपति राघव राजा राम,
जेल के अन्दर आशाराम।
साधू बन के ऐसे काम,
कैदी बन के करो आराम।
देख लिये अपना अंजाम,
हुए बुढ़ापे में बदनाम।
झूटे पाखंडी के नाम,
👪देश का है ये पैगाम।
😇खुद को कहते थे भगवन,
पकड़े गये न झंडू बाम।

Superb Adult Naughty Hindi Jokes Whatsapp Message 27 Aug 2014

औरत  डॉक्टर से:- थकान बहुत होती है.
डॉक्टर:- सेक्स कितना करती हो.
औरत:- रोज.
डॉक्टर:- SUNDAY मत करो.
औरत:- हे राम. SUNDAY ही तो पति घर होते है, उन्हे कैसे माना करूँ???
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भिखारी ने आवाज़ लगाई:- बाबू जी रोटी मिलेगी.

अंदर से आवाज़ आई:- बीवी घर पर नही है.

भिखारी:- चुम्मा नही माँगा साले, रोटी तो तू भी दे सकता है.!
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औरतो के साथ अक्सर हरामीपन करने वाले
1) बैंक कैशियर:- मेडम, आप सो सो के लेंगी..
2) फल वाला:- बीबीजी, ज़रा केले का साइज़ तो देखो, दिल खुश हो जाएगा.
3) धोबी:- आप कपड़े निकाल दो, बाकी काम हमारा.
4) फोटोकॉपी वाला:- मेडम, आगे और पीछे दोनों साइड से करना है या एक ही साइड से!!!
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लड़की की विदाई के वक़्त लड़की का बाप दूल्हे से बोलता है - "अब हमारी इज़्ज़त तुम्हारे हाथ में है"

दूल्हा बोलता है:-  "don't worry जाते ही लूट लूँगा...

Non Veg Adult Hindi Jokes: Jo Condom Use Nahi Karta

Read most funny hindi jokes on Jo Condom Use Nahi Karta

Sex Peroid Mein Teacher Ne Bacho Se Pucha
"Tum Us Aadmi Ko Kya Kahoge Jo Condom Use Nahi Karta"
Classroom Ke Sare Students Zor Se Bole: "Daddy, Daddy, Daddy"

Hindi Funny Jokes On Sharabi 24 Aug 2014

Ek sharabi sky ki taraf ishara kar ke dusre sharabi se bola:- Ye suraj hai ya chaand.
Dusra sharabi: -Pata nahi bhai, main bhi is shehar me naya hun.

Non Veg Humor Jokes In Hindi: Adult Edition

Quick and super dirty hindi jokes, increase your humor sense by sharing those jokes.
First jokes on pappu
Ek Baar Pappu Bahut Jorr-Jorr Se Ro Raha Tha.
Maa: “Alle Mera Beta Kyu Ro Raha Hai?”
Pa:“Dad Ne Mujhe Kissi Nahi Di”
Maa:“Tumne Unko Table Nahi Sunaya Hoga”
Pa:“Baazu Wali Aunty Ko Kounse Tables Aate Hain?“
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Dirty English Jokes: Hindi Non Veg Jokes
Difference Between Hook Of Bra And Hook In Cricket?
Q. What Is The Difference Between Hook Of Bra And Hook In Cricket?
A. One Keeps Balls Within The Boundary And Other Sends Ball Out Of Boundary.
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Dono Gehraai Tak Jaye
What Is Common Between Moov Cream And Penis?
Ans: "Dono Gehraai Tak Jaye, Garmahat Laye, Aram Dilaye Aaah Se A-Haaa Tak"
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Funny jokes about women - Eating
75% of women do not eat after 6... shots.
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"Why is Facebook such a hit?
= It works on d principle dat
"People r more interested in others lyf den their own! =)
"A Real Fact" (:

Hindi Funny Jokes On Pathan

Ek pathan apne kandhe pe bandar baitha ke ja raha tha.
Paas ek bande ne puchha ye kaun sa janwar ha?
Bandar bola PATHAN.

Santa Banta Whatsapp Hindi Jokes Message 23 Aug 2014

Santa: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Banta: Suicide karne ke liye
Santa: To phir ubalne ki kya zaroorat hai?
Banta: Kahin infection na ho jaaye.

Sardar Ji Stupid Hindi Jokes: Jab 8 Baje Tak Sota Hoon

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha ha ha!
Police: Kyu hass rahe ho?
Sardar: Main toh subah 8 baje tak sota hoon!

Funny Hindi Jokes: Self Control Raho

Kal raat ko party mei mene 1 ladki ki izzat ko bacchaya ;)
Other Boy:
Waah Bhai .!!! Par kaise ??
1st Boy :
Self Control Bhai .. SELF CONTROL :D

Most Funny Hindi Whatsapp Message Jokes 21 Aug 2014

The most wonderful news in school life
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.
Teacher Is Absent
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Bikini is d Only Dress, in which A Girl's 90% Body is Exposed.
Lekin Fir bhi Nazar Sali Sirf 10% Covered Jagah par hi jaati hai.
Kitne sharif hote hai mard.....
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We All Spend 10000's Of Rupees To Buy A Dress For The Marriage
But The Fact Is That On The First Night
We Cant Even Wear A 20 Rupees Underwear..
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A Girl about to make Tea..
Opened fridge.. But couldn't find milk,
So She Removed her dress;
.
Changed her Clothes,
Went Out & Brought Milk from Shop.
Aur Aap Ki Soch Ko 21 Topon ki Salami..
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Teacher : Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye.
Student : Wo to ho hi nahin sakta.
Teacher : Kyon?
Student : Kyon ki itna chota condom ban hi nahi sakta.

Sweet Love WhatsApp Message Sent By My Girlfriend

One day a boyand girl meet after their breakup.

Girl : I heard you found some one
new.. .?
Boy: yes , and she is better then you. ...
Girl : oh really ? Can she make you
smile like I do?
Boy: No , but she never makes me cry
like you.. ..!!!

Extra Funny Hindi Jokes: Larka Bike Se Larki K Samny

Larka Bike Se Larki K Samny Zor Se Gira or
Sharmindagi Se Foran Khara Ho Gya
Larki: Oh My God. Apko Lagi To Nahi??
Larka: Nahi .. Main Bike Se Aisy Hi Utarta Hn .

Non Veg Jokes: Hindi Jokes Message On Boy And Girl

Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!
Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy:bilkul nahi!
Girl:to phir rehne do…
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Boy:Hey can i touch ur software?
Girl: first show me ur hardware?
Boy: can i install it in ur system?
Girl: Ok…… but cover it with antivirus, then install it.
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Boy to girl: How much calcium is there in women’s Breasts?

Girl: I don’t have any idea but it has enough calcium to help a Man’s boneless thing to standup!

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If boys vomit then parents says kaminey kitni peekar aaya hai?,

If girls vomit then parents says kon tha woh kamina,

Moral of the story: Ulti koi bhi kare gaaliya ladke ko hi di jaati hai. 

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Pehli baar chudai ke waqt

Girl - promise karo, tum mera dil nahi todoge..

Boy - nahi re pagli, itna lamba thodi hai! ;-/

Funny Whats App Jokes About Girls

Funny jokes about Girls- Secrets
I am now sure that Girls know how to keep secrets. In groups. With 40 other girls.


Funny jokes about girls- I'm leaving you
- I’m leaving you... You’re constantly sneering at my overweight...
- But honey, what about our kid?
- What kid?
- So you are not you pregnant?!


Funny jokes about girls- Knowing girls
Question: How do you call a girls who always knows where her husband is?
Answer: a widow.

English Funny Whatsapp Message - The eligible bachelor

A rich single man in his 50's went on vacation to a beautiful resort hotel. On his first day there, a
lady, also in her 50's, saw him in the restaurant and watched his every move. The same thing
happened the second day and the third. Finally he went to the woman and said, “Why are you
staring at me all the time?” She said, “Because you remind me of my fourth husband.” He
asked, “How many times have you been married?” She replied, “Three!”

Funny Hindi Jokes: In Hindi Language Some Whatsapp Message

1: शराब व्यक्ति की नैसर्गिक प्रतिभा को बहार निकालती है जैसे कोई अच्छा डांसर है लेकिन अपनी शर्म की वजह से लोगो के सामने नहीं नाच पाता है तब दो घूंट अन्दर जाते ही जबरदस्त नाच का मुजाहिरा करता है !!
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2: शराब इंसान को एक अच्छा शायर भी बनाने की क्षमता रखती है !!
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3: शराब व्यक्ति के आत्मविश्वास को कई गुना बढ़ा देती है और इंसान खुद को अत्यंत ताकतवर समझने लगता है- ख़ासकर अपनी पत्नी के सामने "बोलने" लगता है !!

4: शराब व्यक्ति को दिलदार बनाती है-कंजूस से कंजूस व्यक्ति भी दो घूंट अन्दर जाते ही किसी सल्तनत के बादशाह की तरह व्यवहार करने लगता है और होटल/रेस्टोरेंट के बैरा और दरबान को नोटों से खुश कर देता है !!
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....और अब शराब का 1 नुकसान :
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ये हमें गैरो के करीब तो लाती है लेकिन अपनों से दूर कर देती है !!

Funny Non Veg Hindi Jokes: Adult Hindi Jokes

Rich man to Poor man
Rich man to Poor man:" how come  you have! got a big penis ?"
Poor man: " because when I was a little boy I have no other toy
to play with !"

mera khada nahi hota hai
Man: Doc, mera khada nahi hota hai.
Doc: do u have girlfriend?
Man: "no"
Doc: do u visit prons Website?
Man: "no"
Doc: do u go 4 mujra?
Man: "no"
Doc: to khada karke uspar kya coat taangega?

Newtons 3rd law of motion:
"A woman who Springs on a man's Spring during Spring!
Springs a surprise by getting an OFFSPRING by next SPRING"!!!

Ek Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi,
10 lac
20 lac
...
30 lac
Ek Aadmi ne Car ki khrab halat pe gaur kiya to pas khade Aadmi se pucha :-
Is Car me esi kon si khoobi hai k iske itna daam lag rahe hai?
Aadmi : Ab tak is Car k 10 hadse hue hai or har haadse me sirf or sirf "Biwi" ki hi Maut hui hai.
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Aadmi : 40 lakh

Adult Whatsapp Message: Hindi Funnu Jokes

Mera to balance hi khatam hai???
Ek larki ko peeche se kisi ne ungli di aur chhup gaya
peche ek 65 sala baba tha.
LARKI:baba gee miscal ap ne ki?
Baba dhoti kol k bola mera to balanc hi khatam hai???

5 Top Sexy Hindi Whatsapp Jokes Message Ever

I don't like talk to so much. just read my best of 5 hindi dirty and sexy jokes ever.

Girl Asked Plastic surgeon 2 make another hole near her ass
surgeon was surprised and asked why?
girl: Business is gud so opening a new branch "

Boyefriend Fingering his Girlfriend
Girl: Aah .. Take Off Your ring its Hurting me...
Boy: Honey Its not my ring, its my wrist watch

Wo kon sa player hai Jo
din ko India k liye khelta
hai aur raat ko Pakistan
k liye???
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.
Saniya Mirza...


Hasband raat ko wife ko kar raha tha,kartai kartai papo ki ankh khol
gai papo apni maa ko dekh kar wash rööm main chala gaya Muth marnai
laga baap naydekha to poucha kya kar rahai ho papu; apna kam khud
karta hon kisi ke maa nahi chodta.


Reena-'What is difference between Boys & Girls?' Tina-'Boys R
naughty,We R Beauty.They R Lyer,We R Fire.They've chest,We've
Breast.They' ve Muscle,we've nipples.they' ve night fall,we've 2 big
balls.they've a pole,we've a big hole.they can fight, we can bite.they
can fuk,we can suck.

X-Rated Hindi Adult Jokes - Panty Lekar Aata

a most funny Jokes on panty lekar aata

Ladka Apni Saali Se: Mein tumhare liye churiyan lekar aaya hun.
Saali : Jiju,Aap hi pehna dijiye.
Ladka: Mujhe tumhara response pehle malum hota to mein panty lekar aata.

Funny Hindi Whatsapp Jokes - Problem Talent And Kismat

What is the difference between PROBLEM. TALENT. .AND. KISMAT?
2boys love 1 girl=problem.
1 boy love 2 girl=talent.
2girl love 1 boy=kismat.

Dirty Hindi Jokes: Sunday Mat Sex Karo

Lady to DOCTOR:- tThakan bahut hoti hai.
DOCTOR - Sex kitna krti ho.
Lady - daily.
DOCTOR - Sunday mat karo.
Lady- He Ram. Sunday hi to pati Ghar hote hai, unhe kaise manaa kru.

Funny Adult Hindi Jokes - Reliance Company Ka Condom

Reliance Company Ka Condom
Agar Reliance Company Condom Banati
To Har Jagha Ye Taglines Hoti
Kar Lo Land Muthi Me,
Chut Chod Lo Chutki Me,
Yahi He Mera Sapna Har Land Pe Ho Candom Apna.

Hindi Non Veg Funny Jokes - Man In The Ladies Toilet

A man walked into a ladies toilet.
A lady who was inside got furious & shouted–" THIS  IS
EXCLUSIVELY  FOR  WOMEN "
The man, unzipping his pant said-" THIS TOO !!!!!!!"

a man in the ladies toilet

Funny Hindi Hot Jokes: Ladkiyo Ki Top 6 Readymade Lines

• Aage Se Ye Kabhi Nahi Hoga
• Main Single Hoon
• Vo Sirf Mera Friend Hai
• I Like You
• Main Tumhe Khona Nahi Chahti
• Main Sach Bol Rahi Hun Yaar

Non Veg Hindi Jokes: Sindhi Ladki And Gujju Ladka

Ek gujju Ladka chetan bhai ek Sindhi Ladki Se Pyaar Karta Tha.
Ek Din Sindhi Ladki Ne Usse Kaha.
Sindhi Ladki: “Jab Papa So Jayenge To Main Gali Mein Sikka Fenkungi, Awaz Sunkar Tum Jaldi Se Andar Aa Jana”
Lekin Ladka Sikka Fenkne Ke Ek Ghante Baad Aaya
Sindhi Ladki Boli: “Tumne Itni Der Kyu Laga Di?”
Marwadi Ladka: “Wo Main Sikka Dhoond Raha Tha”
Sindhi Ladki: “Pagal Wo To Dhaaga Bandh Ke Fenka Tha, Wapis Kheench Liya“

Ultimate Funny Hindi Jokes Whatsapp Message - Wife Need Space

Hindi Funny Jokes And You can sent it to your whatsapp friend.
A secretary got an expensive PEN
as birthday gift from her boss.
She sent her boss a 'Thank You' via SMS.

The wife read the text
and angrily shows her husband the message:
"Your penis wonderful, I enjoyed
using it last night. Thanks"

Moral:- Space is essential in every
successful relationship...

Funny Husband Wife Hindi Jokes WhatsApp Message 11 Aug 2014

Funny jokes about women - Beggar
Wife: I hate that beggar.
Husband: Why?
Wife: Yesterday I gave him food and today he gave me a book "How to Cook"!

A wife and a husband sit in the room and enjoys a bottle of wine. Suddenly the
wife says:- I love you.
Husband asks in surprise:- Is that you or wine talking?- This is me, I'm talking to wine.

Jokes about women - Thoughts
Husband to wife:- Darling, I have to confess you that when I’m having sex with you, I sometimes think about other women.
- Oh you bastard. When I have sex with other men, I always think about you!

Superb Funny Whatsapp Chat Jokes 10 Aug 2014

Boyfriend and Girlfriend Chat Time On Whatsapp.
Boyfriend texting to his Girlfriend Whatsapp... Hey baby..what's up.?
Gf- Nothing much just washing my BOOBS ?
Bf- What.! ?
Gf- Yeah. They have become very dirty. People are all over them most of the time ..
Bf- What the hell.. ?
Gf- Why..??? Ohhhh fuck.. Sorry baby!!!! I meant BOOTS ?... Damn this Automatic dictionary is on!!!!?

Dirty Hindi Jokes: Never Think Girls Are Stupid!

Who Said girl are stupid. i can proof they are not. here is a funny Dirty Hindi Jokes of Girlfriend And boyfriend.

Girl:  “Chalo Chupan-Chupai Khelte Hain,
Agar Tumne Mujhe Dhund Liya To TumMeri Le Lena Aur Agar Tumne Nahi Dhunda To Main Tumhari Loongi”
Boy:  “Theek Hai, Lekin Ek Baat Bataao Tum Meri Kaise Logi?”
Girl:  Muskurate Hue: “Hum Shopping Chalenge Na“

Whatsapp Jokes Message For Directed Insult

A woman walks into the doctors office. She says she wants a child, but doesnt want to have sex. The doctor says ok and asks what kind of child she wants. The woman said she wanted a smart and handsome kid. The doctor then hands her a blue pill.

A few months later, the woman comes back and says she has had a miscarriage but still wants a child. The doctor says ok and asks what kind of kid she wants. The woman said she will have a regular kid this time. The doctor then hands her a red pill.

Even more months later, the woman returns and says shes had a miscarriage but still wants a kid. The doctor says ok and asks what kind of kid she will want. She says since the other ones did not work out she will have a ugly, stupid kid. The doctor says ok and hands her a pill.

*At this point the joke teller asks the victim what color they think the pill is.

*The response will most likely be "I don't know, what?"

*The joke teller then says "I don't know, try asking your mother."

Immaturity at its best.

Funny Whatsapp Message About Wife: English Jokes

A Funny English Jokes message on women...
Wife comes home late at night ..and ....quietly opens the door ...to her bedroom.
From under the blanket she notices four legs instead of two!
She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can......
Once she's done,
she goes to the kitchen to have a drink....... 
As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
--Hi darling, 
Husband says, -Your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Hope you have said hello to them.....:p

First Date Jokes Funny Whatsapp Message 07 Aug 2014

I pulled a lovely girl at a bar last night and we ended up back at my place. She said, "I don't have sex on the first date you know!"
I said, "Do you know the difference between rape and conversation?"
She said, "No."
I said, "Let's go upstairs for a chat."

A girl i was picking up in a bar once said 'I don't think i've ever had sex with a guy whose been playing guitar at the same time' I replied 'Well... I don't know how many songs i can play in 17 seconds'
My friend, chatting up her mate, burst out laughing... they exchanged awkward glances. WORTH IT.
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My dad once told me about a bad joke he told a first date. She brought up in conversation that she was half-Jewish as well as half-German. My dad thought it would be wise to ask her, "Hey, you ever get a sudden urge to just stick your head in your oven?".
The way he tells it is that she didn't say anything and just got up and walked out.


My daughter has been going out with this guy for awhile, so when she came home from a date all upset I asked her, “what happened?”  She replied, “He asked me to marry him.”"Then why are you so sad?” I asked. ”Because he also told me he doesn’t believe in religion. Mom, he doesn’t even believe there’s a hell!”I quickly replied, “Don’t worry, Between the two of us, we’ll show him how wrong he is.”

Funny Whatsapp Message: Buy A Condoms Never Easy

Once A man goes to medical shop to buy a condom. She told the sales girl that he want a perfect size condoms. what happen next read the funny message.

Sales Girl: “May I Hold Ur Penis For Size?”
She Orders: “Give Him A Small”
Wait!!!! “Give Him A Medium”
Wait!!!! “Give Him A Large”
Shit!!!! ” Give Me A Tissue Paper!!!!” He Leaked.

Another One Super Funny Jokes Whatsapp Message On Condoms
Lady: Condom ka pack dena.
Chemist: Bhabhi ji,
Har bar to Aapke husband Aate they,
Aaj Aap khud Aayi ?
Lady: Itne din mai gaon gai thi, Ab wo gaon gaye..............

Adult Dirty Jokes Whatsapp Message 06 Aug 2014

Dirty English Jokes
Bill Gates asked his wife, Mohabbat Karne Walo Ko
Bill Gates asked his wife
After wedin night Bill Gates asked his wife, darling, how was it?
Wife disappointedly said, 'Hunh! Now I know why
you named your company"MICRO SOFT"

Whatsapp Dirty Hindi Jokes Message Collection 06 Aug 2014

Great funny Hindi Jokes and some whatsapp message on dirty jokes collection. we are always here for you guys who like Hindi Jokes. we update daily.

A Santa Banta Jokes Whatsapp Message

Kitni Khulli Rakhni Hai?
Ek Accedient Mein Santa Ki Gaand Fatt Jaati Hai
Wo Hospital Tanke Lagvane Jata Hai
Nurse Ne Us Se Pucha: "Kitni Khulli Rakhni Hai?"
Santa: "Jitni Aapki Hai"
Nurse: "Fir To Aur Fadni Padegi"

Hindi non veg jokes On Ladka Ladki

Mujh Se Shadi Kar Lo
Ladka Ladki Se Bolta Hai: "Mujh Se Shadi Kar Lo, Mera Bahut Lamba Hai"
Ladki Hairani Se: "Kya?"
Ladka: "Anubhav"
Ladki: "Oh Thik Hai Main Tyaar Hun Mera Bhi Kaafi Gehra Hai"
Ladka: "Kya?"
Ladki: "Aatmavishwas"

Hindi non veg jokes, Santa Banta Jokes
Gand Marwane Ka Sab Se Aasan Tareeka
Gand Marwane Ka Sab Se Aasan Tareeka
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Wah Beta
Gand Marwane Ka Kitna Shauq Hai Ke Tareeka Dhoond Rahe Ho?

How To Manage A Women: Funny Whatsapp Message

Never argue with a woman, just use your
brains like this my guy.
A man went on a night out with his
friends the wife is furious and tells
the kids that when he comes back
they must not open the door for him.
At about12 o'clock the man comes
back and knocks...
the Wife tells him "go sleep where your
coming from " and the man
answered" I'm not here to sleep my
dia , I'm here to collect condoms in
my room on top of the table or give it
to me,
there'r lots of women at the party!"
The wife opened the door and said
"" your not going anywhere enter the
house.

Funny English Jokes Message: Why Boy Always Happy Creatures

Boys are always Happy Creatures...WHY?
1-Their last name stays with them forever,
2-Phone conversatns last just for 30 secs flat,
3-A five day vacation requires only one jeans,
4-If someone forgets to invite them, he can still be their friend,
5-The same hairstyle lasts for years or even decades,
6-They can do shopping for 25 relatives in 25 minutes,
7-They dont freak out when they go to a party n see another man wearing the same shirt, instead they become buddies.
Pass this to women who can digest it..and
To Men who'll enjoy reading it

Non Veg Jokes: Apni To Milli Na Baapu Ki Bhi Gavayi

Ek Bar Ek Ladke Ka Rishta Nahi Ho Raha Tha. Uske Maap Baap Ne Badi Jagha Baat Chalayi Par Kahin Baat Na Bani,
Kisi Ne Unko Salah Di Ki Baba Mannat Lal Ke Darshan Kar Aao.
Maa Aur Beta Dono Darshan Ke Liye Chal Diye.
Par Pahaad Par Chadayi Karte Waqt Achanak Maa Ka Panv Fissal Gaya Aur Vo Khayi Mein Gir Gayi
Ye Dekh Ladka Asman Ki Taraf Dekh Kar Bola
Ya Khuds Dekh Li Teri Khudayi, Apni To Milli Na Baapu Ki Bhi Gavayi

Funny Hindi Jokes: Marriage In India

Funny and super whatsapp message Marriage in India
A little boy was talking to his father
about what he learned in school.....
He said, “Our teacher told us that in India, 
the parents decide who their children are going to marry when they are still children.
That means that sometimes the man doesn't even get to know his future wife until the
wedding day.” The father replied, “That happens all over the world son, not just in India.”.

Funny Adult Whatsapp Message On CONDOMS In Hindi

What Happens If All The Big Companies Start Selling CONDOMS??
DENTONIC CONDOM Twice A Day Especially Before Going to Bed.
PEPSODENT CONDOM Raat Bhar Dhishum Dhishum....
COLGATE CONDOM Yeh Hai Hamara Suraksha Chakra. 
NOKIA CONDOM Connecting People....
MRF CONDOM Extra Rubber Extra Mileage. 
MOOV CONDOM Ahhh Se Aahaaa Tak.
MIRINDA CONDOM Zor Ka Jhatka Dhire Se Lage.
LUX CONDOM Filmi Sitarön Ki Pasand. 
CADBURY CONDOM Asli Swaad Zindagi Ka.

Young Generation Non Veg Hindi Jokes 04 Aug 2014

Ladki ke bap se
"Mai apki beti ka hath mangne aya hu"
Bap-"kyu?
Ladka-"kyunki ab mera haath thak chuka hai

Yamraj: Tumne Punya or Paap dono kiye hai.... Is liye Swarg me NaraK milegA...
AAdmi: Vo kaiSe??
Yamraj: Roj Raat Ko 2 Glass Daru & 1 Ladki milegi.... .
...
Glaas me ched Hoga, Par ladki me nhi...

On 1st night,
Wife : Plz, not today, Lets spend our 1st night understanding each other.
Husband : "Darling Something 'Under' is already 'standing' for you....

Teacher to Vicky: tell examples of Active & Passive Voice.
Vicky: Active Voice- Tere mast mast do anin, mere dil ka le gaye Chain
Passive Voice- Mere Dil ka le gaye chain, Tere mast mast do Nain.
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Zamaana badla, log badle....... Gabbar wala dar ab purana ho gaya...
Aajkal door gaon me raat ko jab maa-baap sote nhi to baccha uth kar kehta hai- So jaa bapu, nahi to itne mehengai me dusra ho jayega...

Funny Sardar Ji Non Veg Jokes: Best OF 6 This Week

Read some hilarious sardar jokes in Hindi. this week top best collection. share with friend. One jokes a day keep laugh your friend anyway.
Sardar UK Hotel Mei Khana Khane Gaya
Wo Murgi Khana Chahta Tha Lekin Murgi Ki English Bhool Gaya
Waiter - Sir Aap Kya Lena Pasand karenge
Sardar Bola - ANDE KI MAA.

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Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says 'CHIN YU YAN' and dies.
Sardar goes to china to find the meaning of his
friend's last words.
It is "YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN PIPE. !!"

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Sardar to his Wife:
Sardar:Begum aaj chicken bohut maze ki bani hai kia koi khaas masala lagaya hai ? Sardarni:Nahi bus zara murghi jal gai thi wo main ne BURNOL laga di thi.

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Sardar Ne Shok Mein Roza Rakh Liya Usne Apne Bete Se Poochha
Sardar - Dekh Suraj Dooba
Son - Nai G
Phir Poochha - Dooba Kia
Son - Nai G
Sardar - Lagda Hay Menu Lay Ke Hi Doobega
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Bad Jokes Whatsapp Message: Doctor Solution

One day a man goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor you have got to help me. I can not get an
erection for anything, and it is ruining my marriage!”
The doctor thinks for a little while and then says, “I got just the solution for you. Go home tonight
and wait until your wife is sound asleep, then reach over and put your fingers between her legs and
get some of her juice and rub it under your nose. Keep on doing that and it should get you an
erection.”
So the guy thanks him and hurries on home. Later on that night he’s lying in bed and his wife is fast
asleep. So he reaches over and starts rubbing the juice under his nose. After about a minute he can
feel himself getting hard. Excited he shakes his wife awake and says, “Look, honey, look what I’ve
got!”
And she replies, “You woke me up at two in the morning to show me your bloody nose?!”

Girl Chatting With Santa: Funny Jokes On Whatsapp

A girl chatting with Santa on whatsapp…

Girl: awww…hwz yeww.????
Supzzzz…????
Uah dp is soo kewll.
Talking to yeww aftr xuchha long time. :)

Santa: yar tum gutkha thook ke aao pehle..
fir baat karte hain.

Funny Jokes Whatsapp Message: Boy Girl 1st Date

Boy Vs Girl Ki Soch On First Meating

Ladka Aur Ladki Jab First Meeting Karte Hai Unki Soch Ek Dusre Ke Liye Kya Hoti Hai.

Girl: -"Kitna Sidha-Sadha Aur Bhola Ladka Hai"
Boy:- "Kitni Sexy Bandi Hai, Boobs To Dekh Sali Ke"
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Girl: "Kitna Nice Behaviour Hai"
Boy:- "Gaand To Mast Hai Land Khada Ho Gaya"
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Girl: -"Dressing Style Bhi Zabardast Hai"
Boy: -"Skirt Todi Aur Choti Hoti To Lund Khade Khade Ander Dal Deta"
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Girl: -"Agar Razi Ho Gaya To Isi Se Shadi Karungi"
Boy:- "Bas Ek Bar Razi Ho Jaye, Chod Chod Ke Tasalli Bitha Dunga"