Funny Non Veg Hindi Jokes: Adult Hindi Jokes

Rich man to Poor man
Rich man to Poor man:" how come  you have! got a big penis ?"
Poor man: " because when I was a little boy I have no other toy
to play with !"

mera khada nahi hota hai
Man: Doc, mera khada nahi hota hai.
Doc: do u have girlfriend?
Man: "no"
Doc: do u visit prons Website?
Man: "no"
Doc: do u go 4 mujra?
Man: "no"
Doc: to khada karke uspar kya coat taangega?

Newtons 3rd law of motion:
"A woman who Springs on a man's Spring during Spring!
Springs a surprise by getting an OFFSPRING by next SPRING"!!!

Ek Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi,
10 lac
20 lac
...
30 lac
Ek Aadmi ne Car ki khrab halat pe gaur kiya to pas khade Aadmi se pucha :-
Is Car me esi kon si khoobi hai k iske itna daam lag rahe hai?
Aadmi : Ab tak is Car k 10 hadse hue hai or har haadse me sirf or sirf "Biwi" ki hi Maut hui hai.
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Aadmi : 40 lakh