Sardar UK Hotel Mei Khana Khane Gaya
Wo Murgi Khana Chahta Tha Lekin Murgi Ki English Bhool Gaya
Waiter - Sir Aap Kya Lena Pasand karenge
Sardar Bola - ANDE KI MAA.
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says 'CHIN YU YAN' and dies.
Sardar goes to china to find the meaning of his
friend's last words.
It is "YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN PIPE. !!"
Sardar to his Wife:
Sardar:Begum aaj chicken bohut maze ki bani hai kia koi khaas masala lagaya hai ? Sardarni:Nahi bus zara murghi jal gai thi wo main ne BURNOL laga di thi.
Sardar Ne Shok Mein Roza Rakh Liya Usne Apne Bete Se Poochha
Sardar - Dekh Suraj Dooba
Son - Nai G
Phir Poochha - Dooba Kia
Son - Nai G
Sardar - Lagda Hay Menu Lay Ke Hi Doobega
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