Adult English Jokes: Sam and Becky

Sam and Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary when Sam says to Becky, “Becky, I
was wondering if you’ve ever cheated on me?”
Becky replies, “Oh, Sam, why would you ask such a question now? You don’t want to ask that
question...”
“Yes, Becky, I really want to know. Please...”
“Well, all right, three times...”
“Three, hmmm. When were they?”
“Well, Sam, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to start that business on
your own and no bank would give you a loan? Remember, one day the bank manager himself came
over to the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked...”
“Oh, Becky, you did that for me! I respect you even more than ever, to do such a thing for me. So
when was number two?”
“Well, Sam, remember when you had that last heart attack and you needed that very tricky
operation, and no surgeon would touch you? Then remember how Dr. Morris came all the way up
here to do the surgery himself and then you were in good shape again...”
“I can’t believe it, Becky, that you would do such a thing for me, to save my life... I couldn’t have a
more wonderful wife... All right then, when was the third time?”
“Well, Sam, remember a few years ago when you really wanted to be president of the fishing club
and you were 97 votes short...”

Non Veg Sexy Message For Wife Whatsapp

Sexy Jokes Message On time comes in life

A time comes in life when your wife begins to trust you. 

It doesn’t mean that you have become Enlightened. 

It doesn’t mean that you have turned a Saint. 

It just means that you have lost your hunting abilitiesshe is convinced that you cannot even catch a running tortoiseleave aside a PUS*Y.

Non Veg Whatsapp Fun Message 31 July 2014

Nasbandi ki team ko dubara apne village me dekh kar ek budha bola,
" in logo ne connection to pahle hi kat diya tha. Ab kya handset bhi le jayege.

Women's life is very hard ...
morning ... wash clothes,
Noon ... dry clothes,
Evening- iron clothes,
Night ... open clothes,
Late night-search clothes..

Ques : shaadi me dulhe ke saath Baarati kyun jate hain ? ? ?
Ans :- kyunki bade kehte hain ki kisiki khushi mein Jao na jao par musibat me zarur jana chahiye..

Naughty 18+ Jokes In Hindi: Rajsthani Lady

A Man was Lying on the Beach for Sun Bathing,
Wearing Nothing but a Cap over his Penis.
An Ugly Woman Passed by and Remarked...
"If U were any sort of a Gentleman,
U would Lift Ur Hat to a Lady."
He Replied, "If U were any sort of A Lady, the Hat would have lifted by itself".

Conductor : bacchE ka ticket ? 
Rajsthani lady :- iko bhi lagego ke ? 
yo tho abaar bobo chuse hai.
Conductor:- bobo tho iko baap bhi chuse hai. To uke bhi free me bitha lu

Bond 007 :-
Mona, ur not wearing panty today? 
Mona:- Yes sir, ur great.. how did u know that?
007:- i can see dandruff on ur shoes... 

A Lady Curiously Touched PENIS Of Horse, 
Horse Got Excited, Jumped & Ran Away. 
Horse Owner Bibi jee Ab mera bhi pakar leh, Mujhe Mera Ghora pakarna hai

Hindi Funny Non Veg Jokes Express: 31 July 2014

Tumko apna dil nahi de sakti hun
Ladki Ladke Se: Main tumko apna dil nahi de sakti hun! 
.
. 
.
Ladka: Koi baat nahi main utne upar ki soch bhi nahi bhi nahi raha tha…..!!
=============================
What is the similarity between a girl & petrol?
1. Both are explosive
2. Both are hot
3. Both are dangerous when kept in open…

Adult Whatsapp Jokes: Three Wants For Man

A husband, wife and their seven-year-old son walk into an ice-cream shop.
The dad says "I'll have a chocolate cone, 
and my wife here will have a vanilla." He then slaps his son on the back of the head and says: "What do you want, fat-head?" The lady behind the counter, shocked, says, "Why did you call him that?" "I'll tell you why," says the dad. "There's really only three things a man wants in life. First, he wants a nice big truck. See that nice big truck parked outside? That's mine. Second, he wants a nice big house. I have one of the biggest houses in town. Third, and most important, he wants a nice tight pussy and I had that too until fat-head here came along."

The Adult English Jokes 4 Whatsapp: First Date

A man is out on his first date with a woman who is sex mad.
On the way home, she lures him into the park and urges him
to make love to her time and time again. Eventually, he’s so
knackered, he tells her he’s just going to walk around and
have a quiet smoke. As he does so, he bumps into a man
coming home from the pub and he gets a great idea.
“Listen, mate,” he says. “My girlfriend over there is so hot,
she’s worn me out. If I give you my gold watch, will you take
over from me for a while?”
The man agrees and disappears into the dark undergrowth.
Five minutes go by, when suddenly the park ranger appears
and shines his torch on the passionate couple.
“Now what have we here?” he says.
“Just making love to my wife” comes the reply.
“Well, can’t you do that at home?”
“But I didn’t know it was my wife until you shone the torch
on us.”

Whatsapp Chat Between Jeeja And Saali

Jeeja Apni Saali Se:
Mein tumhare liye churiyan lekar aaya hun.
Saali : Jiju,Aap hi pehna dijiye.
Jeeja : Mujhe tumhara response pehle malum hota to mein panty lekar aata.

Funny Sexy Non Veg Hindi Jokes 29 July 2014

Collection of Most Funny Hindi non veg jokes.
Jokes: 01
SEX karte time Wife-"Aap bilkul MOBILE jaise ho.
" Husband proudly-"U LOVE my VIBRATIONS."
Wife-"Nahi, BASEMENT mein jaate hi aapka NETWORK FAIL ho jata hai." 

Jokes: 02
Dada-Ye kya? 
Pota-Achchhi Lage to Meri shirt mein 100Rs. rakh dena.
Subah 600 mile. Pota-Itni achchhi lagi kya?
Dada-Maine 100 hi rakhe the,500 Teri daadi ne diye. 

Jokes: 03
Girl-Ur Name?
Boy-Black Lion.
Girl-Are U joking.
Boy-No,it means Kaalu Singh & ur's?
Girl-Soft Underwear.
Boy-Are U joking? 
Girl-No,it means Komal Chaddha.

Jokes: 04
Once a carrot fell in love with a cabbage.
After some months,finally they got married. Next day his buddy Beet asked... "How was ur Wedding Night?" .
Carrot-"What wedding night! Whole night was spent in undressing her." 

Jokes: 05
T.V Ad- Villain trys to rape a Girl,but ladki ki salwar ka Naada nahi khol paya,
voice from background- 
"Aapki maa-behen ki izzat ke rakhwaale... Pappu Naade waale."

Funny Hindi Jokes Non Veg: Tere tango ke bich kaya hai

Ek ladka Ek ladki ko puchata hai tere tango ke bich kaya hai?
Ladki bolti hai narkha phir ladki puchti hai tere tango ke bich mein me kya hai?
ladka bolta hai ek papi hai jo nark mein me jana chata hai.

Dear user,your wife can become mother without your struggle!
Just SMS ’CHILD’ or call customer care at 9890…. and be a tension free DAD!

Feeling bored?

Wondering, what to do? Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip.. take out your…
 book from your bag and study..

Superb Adult Hindi Jokes With Ladki With Baba

Ek ladki ne jor se kaha

Abdul teri maa ka bhosda, madarchod...
Paas khade sadhu ne kaha beti aisa nahi bolte hai, kya baat hui.
Ladki boli-=usne mere boobs dabaye.
Baba ne boobs dabakar kaha - aise dabaye..
Ladki -= haa baba, phir usne mere kapde khole.
Baba ne uske kapde kholkar bole -aise.
Ladki -= haa baba
Baba -= is par gali dena shobha nahi deta.
Ladki - phir usne mujhe litakar chod diya.
Baba ne chodkar bole aise choda.
Ladki -= haa baba
Baba -= isme bhi gali dena shobha nahi deta.
Ladki -= baba usne chodne ke bad bataya ki use aids hai.
Baba :- =abdul madarchod..... Teri maa ka bhosda...

Non Veg Jokes On Wife 27 July 2014

Wife: Muje lagta hai apka Rita k saath najayaz rishta hai.
Hubby: Ye tum kaise keh sakti ho?
Wife: Kal jab uske husband ayeto apki underwerr pehne huye the.

Wife 2 naked husband: Why r u walking aroundthe neighbours can see ur thing?
Husband: So what?
Wife: They’ll think I married u for MONEY!

Wife A: I hate my Engineer husband. Erect & Erect.
Wife B: I Hate my Doc husband. Inject & Inject.
Wife C: U both r luckymine is judge… Tarik pe Tarikh ( DATE on DATE)

Funny Hindi Jokes Message Sent 26 July 2014

College k Boys Toilet Mai Likha Tha,

"Aap Ka Mustaqbil Aap k Haath Mai Hai" 

Aur Girls Toilet Mai Likha Tha, 

"Qoam K Mustaqbil Mai Ungli Na Karain" 

What is a Kiss? . . . 
It is An Application, Submitted in the Top Floor,
To Get the Permission for Working in the Basement. :-)

Santa Banta Adult Hindi Jokes Whatsapp Message 26 July 2014

Santa Ki Biwi Ka dar
Santa: Yaar meri biwi pani se hi bahut jyada darti hai.
Banta: Achaa, wo kaise?
Santa: Kal mein jab ghar sham ko ghar gaya to wo bath tub mai bhi security guard wale ke saath baithi thi

Santa Ko Thappad
Santa bus me ja raha tha,achanak ek aurat ne thppad maar diya ………….
Banta: Yaar tujhe bus mein us aurat ne thappad kyu mara?
Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji aap jara saadi upar uthana photo leni hai !!!

Thappad Kyu Mara
Santa ne 1 ladki se I Love you bola
Ladki ne thappad mara aur boli:
Kya bola?
Santa rote hue bola:
Jab suna nahi tune to thappad kyu mara?

Santa Sick
Santa sent a message his Boss:
“I am sick, so no work for today”
Boss message back:
“Whenever I am sick I kiss my wife , try it”……..
3 hours later Santa replied to Boss:
“I am OK, you wife is very sweet”

Funny Adult Whatsapp Message: Wife On Fire

A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.
With super-human strength borne of fury>>>>>>
she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage
and put his manhood in a vice.
She then secured it tightly and removed the handle.
Next she picked up a hacksaw. 
The husband terrified, screamed, >>>>>"Stop! Stop!<<<<
You're not going to cut it off are you?" 
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said, "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire."

Non Veg Hindi Jokes: Interesting Survey on LIPSTICK

What happens to the Lipstick used by the ladies.
5% of the Lipstick is sticked to the cutlery.

25% of the lipstick goes to Tissue Paper & Cotton Tabs at the time of removing the Make Up.
15% of the Lipstick goes in Drain at the Time of Washing Face & Lips.

10% is Dumpped in the Garbage as Unused.
5% of the Lipstick is found in the Woman's Stomach Due to Newer Flavors & Essences. And the remaining 
40% of the Lipstick, where doses that go? You will find it in some Man's Stomach.

A Funny Non Veg  Sense Of Putting Lipstick

Non Veg Hindi Adult Funny Jokes 25 July 2014

last day on whatsapp i found some hindi funny non veg jokes, here i share some of jokes with you.
Koi Kami Nahi Hoti hai
Ladka ladki ke saamne pant utarkar bolta hai:
kya tumhare paas aisa wala hai?
Girl bhi panti utarkar boli:
jinke paas aisi hoti hai unke paas inki koi bhi kami nahi hoti hai….!!

Non Veg Jokes On I LOVE YOU TOO
Ladka Laki se I LOVE U bolta hai
Ladki: main kisi aur se pyar karti hun.
Ladka uthkar achanak bhagne laga aur
Bola..Teri maa ko Btata hun…….
Ladki: Ruk ja kamine I LOVE U TOO.

Hindi Adult Jokes Vidai ke time ladkiyon roti kyu hai..??

Boy ask a Girl: Vidai ke time ladkiyon roti kyu hai..??
Girl: Bhosdi ke agar tujhe pata ho ki ghar se dur le jakar koi teri maarega to tu kya nachega.

Hindi Non Veg Jokes On Santa 24 July 2014

Santa Doctor Ke Pass
Santa Subah-Subah Rote Huye ek Doctor Ke Pass Pahuncha.
Santa – Doctor Saab, Maine Raat me Ek ladki Ke Sath Sex Kiya ……
ab mujhe peshab nahi ho rahi hai?
Doctor Ne Checkup kiya
aur Bola
Doctor – Chutiye Saale
Peshab Karne Se Pehle Condom to Utar Leta.

Doggy Style Hindi Non Veg Jokes

Ek aurat ne 6 bachon ko ek sath janam diya.
Woh bed se utri aur apne husband ko
ek thapar mar k kehnay lagi
Mene kaha tha na kutay wala style thek nahi…!!!!

Non Veg Wife Whatsapp Jokes Message On 23 July 2014

Husband Wife Ke Bicch Jhagda Hua,
Husband : Aaj Faisla Ho Kar Hi Rahega.
Batao Kis Kis Ke Saath Tum Soti Ho?
Wife : Kasam Se Bas Main Apke Saath Hi Soti Hu.
.
Aur Log Mujhe Sone Kaha Dete Hain.


Pati ke Penis pe madhu makkhi kaat gayi. He goes to doctor with his wife.
Wife sharmate hue,"Sirf dard ki dawa dena,sujan rehne dena.";;)


#Husband wife adult joke#
Husband walking behind his Wife says, "Baby u become so fat...ur bums look like a washing machine!!''
The wife keeps quiet and keeps walking...
At night the husband asks for sex..
Wife, Sorry Darling..I cant start d washing machine for such a small load !!
Why don't you do a hand wash!


Husband wife joke on poor performance
Pati Gaana Gaa raha tha- Me Duniya Hila dunga Teri Chahat me..
Patni- Rahne do Raat ko Khatiya to Hila nahi pate, Duniya kya Khak Hilaoge.?.


Husband wife adult joke in hindi
Wife ko yaqeen tha ki pati & Naukrani me sex Relation hai.
Dono ko 1 sath pakdne k liye plan bnaya
or Naukrani ko chupke se chutti pe bhej diya.
Raat ko pati ne pet Dard ka Bahana kiya or toilet gaya &
wife Naukrani k Bed Pe ja k so gayi or Light off kar di
wo silently Room me aye or sex krne laga

.
Sex k baad wife boli Tum Mujhe Yaha dekh k SHOCKED hoge
or light on kar di

.

watchman Bola Madam Aap ?!!!
Moral zyada smart bnne wala aese hi chud jaate h 
2 men are in a doc's office to get a vasectomy (nasbandhi). Nurse asks both men to strip. She begins to masturbate 1st man.

Non Veg Hindi Funny Jokes On Engineering Student

An engineering Student went & proposed a
girl
Girl : What can u do to make me love you ?

Boy : I will do what ever u want, I vl bring
stars from
the sky, I vl jump from whereever u say, I vl
do anything for u.

... Girl : Can u complete ur Enggnrng without a
single back??
.
.
Boy : Chalta hu behan..... apna khyal rakhna .

Hindi 18+ Non Veg Jokes - Like Father Like Son

Son : Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl.
Father : That's great son. Who is she?
Son : It's Sandra, the neighbour's daughter.
Father : Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell you something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister.
The boy is naturally bummed out; but a couple of months later : Son : Daddy, I fell in love a gain and she is even hotter!
Father : That's great son. Who is she?
Son : It's Angela, the other neighbour's daughter.
Father : Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister.
This went on couple of times and son was so mad, He went straight to his mother crying.
Son : Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because dad is their father!
The mother hugs him affectionately and says : My love, You can date whoever you want.
He isn't your Father..!!

Non Veg Adult Jokes: Husband With Her Virgin Wife

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"


"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed

Funny Adult Jokes: Why Ladies Date With The Wrong Guys

PROBLEMS WHY LADIES DATE THE WRONG GUYS:::::::
As a lady you dated about seven (7) guys and you don't still find your Mr right, what a big deal...???
The question here is that have you ever ask yourself the reason why all these are happening?...............

~you always bear this in mine that all guys are bomboozling which i proof you wrong cause the way you view things so shall it manifest to you............
i always wonder how will you get the right person you deserve on time while you are boosting, raising shoulder,bouncing different proposal, never settled and always behaving barbarian thinking all that will make you qualify to get your Mr right instead you keep coming across of people who do behave like you do.............
~your appearance also fully determine the kind of people you deserve to hang around with a good appearance of yours will give people the zeal to come close to you cause all the damsels are hustling for the dendies out there to date but you are here today....
~At same time you still keep Challenge God for your actions (O'GOD WHY ME).........may his mercy shine on you and show you the right partner you deserve.

Adult Funny Jokes: You are the father of one of my children

A man goes into the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him. She says “Hello.”
He is rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he asks, 
“Do you know me?”
To which she replies, “You are the father of one of my children.”

Now his mind travels back to the only time he was ever unfaithful to his wife. So he asks, “Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table while your partner whipped my behind with wet celery?”
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, “No, I am your son’s teacher.”

Ultimate Non Veg X Hindi Jokes Whatsapp Funny Message

Here is first jokes Few Hours back in Metro.

Lady: Bhaisaab yeh baat nhi maan raha hai, ro raha hai kab se. Aap mere bete ko daant dijiye zara.
That Guy (Bhaisaab): Chup kar ja Bhencho. Abhi chamaat mar ke gaand lal kar dunga gandu.
Lady: Bas hogaya.. Rone dijiye usse.

Non Veg Jokes On When Girls Sex Change
Two girls went for sex change operation. All the friends & relatives were waiting anxiously outside the operating room.
Both came out smiled broadly & shouted:
"Laude lag gaye !!! Laude lag gaye !!!

Last Night My Whatsapp Chat With A Girl
Me: Mere pass intelligence hai, sense of
humour hai tumhaare pass kya hai??

She: I am hot

Me: le toh phir yeh cigarette hi jala de is
gareeb ki

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Last Message With Some Rajani Jokes
Rajani is back with new ones .....

�1:Recently china airports were closed due to heavy fog ........ Later it was discovered that Rajanikanth was smoking in India!!!!!!!!!!

�2:Rajanikanth did his KG from seven different places..Today those places are known as IITs!!!!!!

�3:Government of india pays tax to Rajanikanth for living in India!!!!!!!

�4:Definition of solar eclipse:
When Rajanikanth stares at sun with anger, sun hides behind the moon. This greatest phenomena is called Solar Eclipse.........!!!!!

�5:Rajanikanth woke up one day and decided he should share atleast one percent of his knowledge with the world......
Thus.......The google was born!!!!

�6:Think what would have happened if Rajani would have born 150 years ago..?????
British would have fought for Independance....

�7:Best Rajani joke!!!!!! Even Ghajini remembers Rajani!!!!

�8:An email was sent from Mysore to Bangalore.
Rajanikanth stopped it at Mandya ....

�9:Why do earthquake occurs?????
Because at that time Rajanikanth's mobile is on vibration mode!!!!!!!!!

�10:Once Rajanikanth bunked a whole day in school.....!
Since then that day is known as.............Sunday!!!!!!!!!!!!!

�11: The pyramids in Egypt are actually.............
..........Rajanikanths primary school craft projects!!!!!!!!!!!!

�12: Breaking news: ISRO does not exists anymore.....!!
Rajanikanth purchased all the rockets for Diwali celebration!!!!!!!!!!!!!

�13: Why did Rajani buy an acre of land wth 4 wells on each corner?????
...................... To play Carrom!!!!!!

�14: Before Tom Cruise, Rajani was approached for the movie Mission Impossible, but Rajani refused as he found the title insulting..

18+ Adult X rated Hindi Whatsapp Jokes Message - Non Veg Version

Did you looking for some hindi super adult funny whatsapp message, here are few example. for the limited edition some home made non veg hindi whatsapp message.

Funny Whatsapp Message On Ladka Ladki In The Jungle

Ek Ladka Aur Ladki Raat Ko Jungle Mein Sex Kar Rahe Hote Hai.
Ladki Ko Maja Dene Ke Liye Ladka Uski Choot Ko Chatne Lag Gaya.
15 Minute Baad Ladka Bola: “Agar Torch Hoti To Mazza Aa Jata”
Ladki Boli: “Mujhe Bhi, Kyun Ki 15 Minutes Se Tum Ghass Hi Chaat Rahe Ho“
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Non Veg Jokes
Nunni Choti Hone Ki Wajah Se Maa Apne Bete Ko Shahar Ke Sex Related Bade Doctor Ke Pas Le Gayi
Doctor Ne Dekhne Ke Baad Maa Ko Salah Di.
Doctor: “Isko Roj Subha Nashte Mein Ek Apple Jarur Diya Karo”
Agle Din Nashte Ki Table Pe Bade Sare Seb Pade Dekh Kar Bache Ne Hairan Hote Hue Maa Se Puchha
Bachha: “Ye Sare Mere Liye Hai?”
Maa: “Nahi, Tum Sirf Ek Khao Baki Tumhare Daddy Ke Liye Hai“
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Ye Tab Ki Baat Hai, Jab Pappu 5th Class Mein 


Thha.

Uski Class Ki Ek Teacher Pregnant Thhi, Usko 


Dekh Ke Ek Din Pappu Bola

Pappu: “Madam Aapko Beta Hone Wala Hai Ya 


Beti?”

Madam Bade Pyar Se Boli: “Ye Baat Mujhe 


Kaisi 


Pata Hogi?”

Pappu: “Madam Mujhe Pata Hai Aapko Kya 


Hone Wala Hai, Aapko Ladka Hone Wala Hai”

Teacher Hairani Se: “Arey, Tujhe Ye Baat 


Kaisi 


Pata?”

Pappu: “Mam Vo Jab Aap Chair Pe Pair Utha 


Ke Beth Ti Ho To Ander Se Uski Mooche 



Dikhti Hai“

Funny Whatsapp Jokes Message: An Interview With HR

Interview Starts.....Human Resource
HR:- what is your name?
Candidate :- M.P sir
HR :- In full!
candidate :- Michael Pratt
HR :- your father's name?
candidate :- M.P sir
HR :- what does that mean?
Candidate :- Melvin Pratt
HR :- what is your qualification?
candidate :- M.P
HR:- (angry) what is thaat?!!!
candidate :- Mathematics Professor
HR :- so why do you need a job?
candidate :- it is because of M.P sir
HR : meaning?
candidate :- Money Problems
HR :- would you explain yourself and
stop wasting my time? What's yo
personality like?
candidate : MP sir.
HR : and what is that?
candidate :- Marvelous Personality
HR :- I see... I will get back to you.
candidate :- sir, how was my M.P?
HR :- and what's that again?
candidate - My Performance.
HR :- I think u are an M.P
candidate :- m.e.a.n.i.n.g?
HR:- Mental Patient!!!

3 in 1 Sardar Ji Jokes Whatsapp Message 18 July 2014

Ek din Santa jungle se gujar raha tha
Chudail ne use roka aur kaha : Ho ho ho Ha ha ha…Mein Chudail hu.
Sardar : Menu pata hai…kyunki teri ek behen meri biwi hai!

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Ek chor Sardar jee k mobile ko lekar bhar raha tha.
Sardar hasne laga
Banta : Wo tumhare mobile ko lekar bhag raha hai aur tum hans rahe ho.

Sardar : Bhagne do, charger to mere paas hai!

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Sardar ke radio me kuch problem ho gayi to aur kharab ho gaya
Usne radio khol kar dekha to ek mara hua chuha mila
Ye dekh kar sardar gussa ho gaya aur bola : Ye chalega kaise?
Sala singer hi mara pada hai

Hindi Adult Funny Whatsapp Jokes Message 18+ Only

Sexy Hindi Jokes.
Dosto Ek Badkismat Aadmi Ki Kahani Uski Hi Jubaani
Parso Mera Janamdin Tha, Jab Main Subha Utha To Na Meri Biwi Ne Mujhe Wish Kiya Na Hi Mere Bachho Ne-----------
Main Bade Dukhi Man Se Ghar Se Bahar Aya Aur Apne Friend Ko Car Mein Bitha Ke Office Jane Laga
Hairani Ki Baat, Mere Friend Ne Bhi Mujhe Birthday Wish Nahi Kiya---------
Bahut Udasi Se Main Jaise Hi Apne Cabin Mein Enter Karne Laga
Meri Khoobsurat Seceratry Boli: “Happy Birthday Sir”---------
Main To Khushi Se Foola Na Samaya, Fir Usne Mujhe Kaha Ki Ek Sath Lunch Karte Hai---------
Lunch Karne Ke Bad, Vo Boli: “Kya Aap Mere Sath Mere Ghar Chaloge, Aapko Kuch Special Dena Tha”
Main Bada Khush Hua Aur Uske Sath Uske Ghar Pahuncha
Mujhe Apne Bedroom Mein Bitha Ke Vo Boli: “Sir, Main 5 Minute Mein Bathrrom Se Hokar Aayi”
Mene Khush Hoke Kaha: “Ok”--------
Kuch Der Bad Vo Ander Aayi, Uske Hath Mein Ek Birthday Cake Tha----------
Aur Uske Sath Mere Biwi, Mere Bache Aur Mera Dost Thha
Aur Main Uske Intezar Mein Bed Pe Nanga Betha Tha.------

Whatsapp Hindi Jokes Message - Sardar Baby After 3 Month

A sardar had a baby after 3 months of marriage. He suspected
and asked to his wife, “Ye 3 month me hi baccha kaise hua?”

Wife Replied : Tumhari shaadi ko kitne din hue?
Sardar :  Three months

Wife : Aur meri shaadi ko?
Sardar : 3 months.

Wife : Aur bacha kitne month ke baad?
Sardar : 3 months.

Wife : Total kitne months hue?
Sardar : Oye 9 months & start dancing Balle Balle!!!!

Hindi Funny Whatsapp Jokes Message - Pappu On Interview

Interviewer: Let me check your
word
Power.
pappu : Ok Sir.
Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good..
... .���������
.pappu: hmmmm... Bad
Interviewer: Come
pappu: Go.
Interviewer: Ugly.
pappu: Pichlli.
Interviewer: PICHLLIIIII????���
pappu: UGLYYYYYYYYY.
Interviewer: Shut Up.
pappu: Keep Talking.
Interviewer: Ok now stop these all.
pappu: now carry on this all
Interviewer:abe ... chup ho ja.chup ho ja.chupho jaaaa
pappu: abe... bolta rah.bolta rah.bolta rahhh
Interviewer: Areeee yaaar
pappu: areeee dushmannnnnn
Interviewer: Get Out.���
pappu: Come In.
Interviewer: Oh my God.
pappu: Oh my Devil.
Interviewer: U r Rejected.
pappu: I m selected...Thank u thank u
sir...:) :p���

Funny Hindi Jokes Whatsapp Message - Types Of Women

Whatsapp message Sent On 17 July 2014
Types of Woman:
���
HARD-DISK woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
INTERNET woman:
Difficult to access.
SERVER woman:
Always busy when you need her.���
CD-ROM woman:
She is always faster and faster.
EMAIL woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS woman:���
Also called “wife”; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don’t you will lose everything!!!���

Whatsapp Non Veg Jokes Funny Message In Hindi 17 July 2014

Whnevr boys c a beautiful girl wid
cool Figure
Long Hair
Fair Complexion
They remind d Tata Sky slogan..
Isko PaTa Dala Toh Lyf Jhingalala
============
"Why is Facebook such a hit?
= It works on d principle dat
"People r more interested in others lyf den their own! =)
"A Real Fact" (:
============
Killer PJ-
How 2 write a C program to prevent titanic from sinking??
.
declare the variable "titanic" as "float".
============
Choosing Career Is Like
Choosing A Wife From 10 Girls.
Even If You Pick The Most Beautiful,
Intelligent, Kindest Woman,
There's Still Pain Of Losing The Other 9 :p
============
Purani soch- "kro ya mro"
Nai soch-"marne se phle kuch kro!"
Ekdam Nai soch-"jb tk kuch kr nai lete maro mat!"
Hmari soch- Koi btayega sala krna kya Hai.?
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"Things change,
people change,
feelings change.
It's a good thing memories never do"

Dirty Funny Whatsapp Message - GOD IS NEVER LATE!

GOD IS NEVER LATE!
Friend, have you ever come to a Point in Life
when it seems that God is not being fair to
you? When your prayers are not being
answered or your cries are being ignored?
When the opposite of what you prayed for
keeps happening yet people urge you to
"Thank God"?
Here is what you must know: GOD IS NEVER LATE!
He does things His own way, His own Time & His
own Style!
God steps in when Human efforts have failed &
ceased!
He does it His own way so that Man will not share
His glory!
Sarah gave birth at age 90!
Daniel inside the Lions' Den!
Joseph abandoned in Prison!
Moses & Jews facing the Red Sea!
Lazarus buried inside the tomb for 3 days!
GOD IS NEVER LATE!
I don't know your case; Maybe you are delayed for
Marriage, Promotion, Employment, or they have
called you Barren; I
want you to know that:
God is about to STEP INTO your case Now & do
what Man cannot do for you, in Jesus’ name Amen.

Dirty English Whatsapp Message On Jokes 15 July 2014

Here i collect two dirty adult english jokes, which is found on whatsapp message. Enjoy my whatsapp jokes message.

TO ALL LADIES
So, madam u want a man who is very
loving, understanding, financially
stable, has swagg, he's good in bed
& listens to everything you tell
him???
Sounds perfect huh???
The weed your smoking must also be
very perfect !!!
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He Wanted A Job in '2009; Facebook Said No --
In A $19 Billion Mistake
Now that whole world knows that Facebook Bought
WhatsApp for $19 Billion.....
Do you know the founder of
Whatsapp "Brian
Acton"
was rejected by Facebook, Twitter and
Apple back in Year '2009 for a software engineer
position......Then he went ahead and launched
Whatsapp in Year '2009 andToday it cost
Facebook $19 Billion (Rs. 1.2 Lakhs Crores) to
acquire the same Software Engineer..........
Moral of the Story - Never Get upset with
rejections in Life.....Whatever happens, happens
for a reason..

Funny Hindi Jokes: Mera Naam Hai Chikni

Ek Din Kisi Party Mein Daaru Jyada Pee Lene Ki Vajah Se Ek Ladke Aur Ladki Mein Ladayi Ho Gayi
Ladki Boli:
“Mera Naam Hai Chikni,
Meri Choot Bhi Hai Chikni,
Pair Rakhe To Fisal Jaye
Tu To Kya Tera Baap Bhi Na Chod Paye”
Ladke Ne Jawab Diya:
“Mera Naam Hai Babbar Billu
Mera Lund Hai 56 Killo
Dharti Pe Rakho To Kunwa(Well) Khud Jaye
Tu To Kya Teri Maa Bhi Cudd Jaye“

Funny Whatsapp Message Jokes: Santa Message To Bill Gates

Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr. Bill Gates, 

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.
2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run ' he ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.
3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?
6. I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?
7. It is surprizing that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.
8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.
9. You provided "My Recent Documents". When you will provide "My Past Documents"?
10. You provide "My Network Places". For God shake please do not provide "My Secret Places". I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Regards, Banta

Adult Hindi Non Veg Jokes July 2014

Hyderabad mein ek couple tha...
5 saal se unke darmiyan rishta chal raha tha.
Woh ek dusre ko bahut chahte thay.
Woh ladki bahut khubsurat thi aur ladka bhi bada wafadar tha.
Ek din, woh ladki us ladke ke paas aayi aur apne naye pink eye lenses dikhaaye.
Kuch der ke baad woh ladka behosh ho gaya aur zameen par gir gaya.
Turant woh ladki uss ladke ko hospital le gayi...
Doctors ki special team operation start kiya, theek 37 ghante ke baad woh ladki doctor se mili, aur woh doctor bola:
"Hume uss ladke ke dil mein sharab ki boondein mili hai"
Woh ladki hairan ho gayi aur doctor se kaha:
"Iss ladke ne kabhi sharab ki tak nahi pee toh phir yeh kaise ho sakta hai ?"
Doctor ne kaha hum phir ek baar iss pe research karenge.
"Ab aap Ghar jao aur aap iss ladke se kal mil sakti ho."
Uss ladki ne taxi ko awaaz di aur apne Ghar jaa rahi thi, aur woh sochne lagi ke yeh kaise ho sakta hai...
Phir suddenly woh ladki gaana (song) suna jo taxi mein chal raha tha:
""Gulabi aanken jo teri dekhi,

Best Non Veg Funny Jokes Whatsapp Message

Arrested for laughing...!!

This is from an actual trial in the UK.
A young woman who was several months pregnant was sitting in a bus.
When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition.
She changed her seat and he seemed more amused.
She moved again and then on seeing him laughing more.
She filed a court case on him. In the court the man's defence was:-
When the lady boarded the bus i couldn't help noticing she was pregnant.
She sat under an advertisement, which read "Coming Soon- The unknown boon"..
I was even more amused when she then sat under a shaving advertisement,
which read:- "William's stick did the trick"..
Then I could not control myself any longer,
when on the third move she sat under an advertisement, which read:- "Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident"..
The case was dismissed.
The judge fell off his chair laughing !...

English Funny Whatsapp Message Jokes 14 July 2014

During the exam... musana
kept looking under the table
Lecturer : I m gonna minus 10
marks.
Musana : Why sir ?....
Lecturer : for copying !
Musana : How do know that I was
copying ?
Lecturer: I saw u looking under the
table!
Musana
*laughing* hahahahahaha! Don't
come with your
white tendency here ,Question 9
says " STUDY THE TABLE BELOW

Enjoy English Funny Jokes Whatsapp Message 13 July 2014

A couple gets married. Forty years later, they’re in the same hotel room they spent their honeymoon
in. She takes off her clothes, lies down on the bed, spreads her legs ... and he starts to cry.
She says, “What’s the matter?”
He says, “Forty years ago, I couldn’t wait to eat it, and now it looks like it can’t wait to eat ME!”

A woman walked into the ladies’ room and saw a man standing up using the toilet.
Shocked, she exclaimed, “This is just for women!”
“So is this,” he replied.

The men were talking in the clubhouse bar after spending a
day on the greens. Each was recounting their golfing
experiences.One said, “If I’m going round on my own, the dog comes to
keep me company and if I go one over par on a hole he
somersaults backwards.
“That’s incredible!” responded the others.
Warming to the subject, the man continued.
“Yes, and if I go 2 over par at a hole, he does a double
somersault backwards.”
“Amazing,” came the response, “that’s quite a feat, how
does he do it.”
“Oh I kick him twice.”

The Adult English Whatsapp Jokes Message 13 July 2014

A golfer teed off on the 10th hole but the ball disappeared
over some trees and was never to be seen again. Some time
later, he saw a policeman coming towards him on the 12th
hole.
“When you were on the 10th, did your ball disappear over
that clump of trees?” asked the policeman.
“Yes, it did. Why?” said the puzzled golfer.
“Oh the other side of those trees is a road. The ball bounced
in front of a car causing it to swerve and run over a cat. It
then smashed through a window of the house opposite,
shocking a man into a fatal heart attack and frightening his
wife into dropping her tea and badly burning her leg.”
“Bloody hell,” said the golfer, who had deathly pale.
“Is there anything I can do?”
“Yes, I think so,” replied the policeman. “In future, before
you tee off, stand with your legs a little further apart and
keep your head still when you swing the club.”
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Two shepherds are out rounding up sheep when all of a sudden a ewe takes off and goes wild, runs
into a fence and gets her head stuck. The two shepherds run over to the fence to get her out when one
says to the other, “Hey, man, this is too good an opportunity to pass up.” So he unzips his fly, yanks
out his cock and fucks this ewe for about ten minutes. When he’s finally finished he looks back at his
friend and says, “That was fantastic. Wanna try it?”
“I sure do!” grins his friend, as he drops his pants and sticks his head through the fence.

Whatsapp Jokes Sardar Ke 10 Best Chutkule In Hindi

Enjoy the best of funny whatsapp message collection. this time the 10 best funny jokes in hindi language on sardar ji.

Whatsapp Jokes On sardar

Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach, first he
cut it's one leg
and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he
cut it's second
leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the
third leg and
did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and
ordered it walk!
But cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly sardar
said loudly, "I
found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes
deaf.

Whatsapp Jokes On sardar

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar
asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

Whatsapp Jokes On sardar

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great
man born in this
village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

Whatsapp Jokes On sardar

Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I
don't know who is
Jayanthi.

Whatsapp Jokes On sardar

When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto,
the driver adjusted
mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see
my wife? Sit
back. I will drive.

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise? Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtubmai
bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

Whatsapp Funny Message On Sardar Jokes

Sardar got job in a telenor call centre.
Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do?
Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor &put warid sim.
Thank you for calling ufone..

Whatsapp Funny Message On Sardar Jokes 

Sardar Get Engaged with girl,
soon he came 2 know she had no affair b4,
he brokn the relation every 1 asked the reason!
He said"JO KISI OR KI NA HO SAKI WOH MERI KIA HOGI?

 Whatsapp Funny Message On Sardar Jokes

In aptitude test
River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state.

Whatsapp Funny Message On Sardar Jokes

what is the extreme limit of stupidity? Two Sardars sitting on a Rikshaw….,
and….,
fighting for a corner seat.

Whatsapp Funny Message On Sardar Jokes

Sardar's wish : when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpawho died peacefully
in his sleepnot screaminglike all the passengers
in thecar he was driving..

XX - Rated English Adult Funny Whatsapp Message On Jokes

Enjoy this funny jokes...
A very richman called Nelson
Mandela died of Lung
cancer, and his money couldn’t
afford the price of LIFE!
- Lady Diana died of car accident,
her royalship couldnt
favour her 2 live.
- Kumlor Dumor died of cardiac
arrest, his prestigious
occupation couldn’t save him.
- Prof. Mills just died recently, his
Excellency couldnt
save him.
-Tito Villanova(fmr Barcelona
coach) died of throat
cancer, nothing was able 2 save
him.
You are not as rich as Tito
Villanova; royal as Princess
Diana; Famous as Nelson Mandela;
More fluent in
English than Kumlor Dumor, but u
are moving here and
there without any illness, yet, you
are feeling lazy to type
“Thank you God”.let us do it now

The Sardar Ji Hindi Jokes: Whatsapp Message

Enjoy some funny hindi jokes about sardar ji.
Race to the Sun:
Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts.
One said to the other, "What's the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are sardars we will go direct to the sun."
"But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt."
And the first answered, "So what, we'll go at night."
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Sardar and the English Movie
Once a sardar watches an english movie and disscusses about the film the next day with his friend
SARDAR: saala kal raat maine 3 ghannte ka ek english picture ki CD dekhi ,na koi scenes dikhe na koi awaaz sunni ,
FRIEND:picture ka naam kya tha?????
SARDAR:" NO DISC INSERTED"

Best Sardar Ji Jokes On Whatsapp Message 10 July 2014

A sardarji comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He's got two large bags over his shoulders.

The guard Iqbal stops him and says, 'What's in the bags?' 'Sand,' answered the Sardarji.

Iqbal says, 'We'll just see about that. Get off the bike.'

Iqbal's guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains the sardarji all night and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. Iqbal releases the sardaji, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the sardarji's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.

A week later, the same thing happens. Iqbal asks, 'What have you got?' 'Sand,' says the Sardarji.

Iqbal does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to the Sardar, and crosses the border on his bike. This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years.

Finally, the Sardarji doesn't show up one day and the guard, Iqbal, meets him in a 'Dhaba' in Islamabad.

'Hey, Buddy,' says Iqbal, 'I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about...I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?'

The Sardaji, sips his Lassi and says, 'Bikes'

Whatsapp Funny Msg Jokes On Sardar - Best 10 Series

Get the latest funny message on whatsapp. here you can get only the funny msg which is found on whatsapp, this time we collect the best sardar ji jokes in hindi.
ENJOY THE JOKES......

Smart Sardar ji:
A Sardarji and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The American asks if he would like to play a fun game.

The Sardarji, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me five dollars, and vice versa."

Again, he declines and tries to get some sleep.

The American, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5,and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."

This catches the Sardarji's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game.

The American asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"

The Sardarji doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet, pulls out a $5.00 bill, and hands it to the American.

"Okay," says the American, "your turn".

He asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"

The American, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer & searches all his preferences........no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress... no answer.

Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers but to no avail.

After an hour, he wakes the Sardarji and hands him $500.

The Sardarji thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep.

The American, who is more than a little miffed, stirs the Sardarji and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word, the Sardarji reaches into his purse,hands the american $5,and goes back to sleep.

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If you must not read this one jokes then you must be miss it. an super funny jokes in English language.
A man went to see a doctor and
said,
"please doctor don't laugh at what i
want
to show you''.
The doctor said,
"I have been a doctor for 20 years so
I
don't see what can amuse
me."
The man opened his
trousers and showed his pennis to
the
doctor
which was as small as a TV remote's
battery.
on seeing these, the doctor fell
down and
started laughing continously.
After 10 minute of laughter, he
regained
himself, apologized and asked the
man,
"whats wrong with your penis?"
The man said, "its swollen.."
The doctor died laughing..

Jokes On Sardar - Hindi Funny Jokes Whatsapp Message

The all time best whatsapp jokes message collection on sardar. Here is the big ever funny message.
Sardar Jokes Collection

One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
"What the guys are doing" asked the sardar.
" We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one
runner.
"Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!"
Exclaimed the Sardar


Sardar ki maut bijli girnay say hoi
per us ki lash muskuratay hoay mili
baghwan ne pocha aisa kiun?
to sardar bola "mai nu laga koi photo khinch raiya ae"


Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes
closed.

His wife asked what you are doing?
He said-I�m seeing how I look while sleeping

ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM, DARLING
ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL YOU GIVE ME A RING?

HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER.


Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor

At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25th floor: I'm unmarried!
At 10th floor: I'm Banta not Santa


A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.


1 din 1 daku 1 sardar k ghar mein ghuss gaya or bula SONA kahan hai sardar g ullu de patthe pura ghar khali ay jithay marzi soja


Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!


Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"!


sardar prepared only one essay "Friend" for his exam. But in exam he got "Father" essay. so he replaced Freind with with father and wrote like this.... " I have lots of Fathers. some are male and some are female.But i have lots of Girl fathers.My best father is my neighbour...!!"

1 sardar teliscope se star dekh raha tha 5 min. after star girta hai to 2 sardar said good shot

Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says Hi,
Main Bol Raha Hoon.
The other sardar replies Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!.. :lol: :lol: 8) 8) :wink: :wink:


Sardar proposed a Girl......Girl said ''I''m 1yr elder to you''.
Sardar said ''Oh! No Problem Soniye, I''ll marry you NEXT YEAR.


A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce. Judge asked: How''ll U divide, Ur 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! Well apply NEXT YEAR.


Sardar went to meet his Chinese friend who is dieing in hospital.
Man says CHIN YU YAN and then he dies.
Sardar goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.
The Meaning is YOU ARE STANDING ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!..

Sardar Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala

Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi
Kyun...
Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The

Santa-Oye!what R U doing?
Banta-Recording this babys voice.
Santa-Why?
Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this

Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi
To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya
Aur Niche Likha
"COMING SOON”

SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?
FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.
SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa..

Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying
Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver

Waiter gives bill to Sardar
Sardar: "Take my card."
Waiter: "But sir, this is Ration Card."

SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.
Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai,

Dost: Garam pani Q?
Sardar: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain.

A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
"My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.
Then a Little Sardarji spoke up: "We are all human beans."

Sardar k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha:
Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Sardar ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai?
Sardarni: Sartaj, sirf yehi aapka hai.

Sardar: Mery dada ny 1857 ke jang main dushman ki tangain kaat di thin.
Dost: Gardanien q nai katin?
Sardar: Wo pehly he kati hui thin...

Sardar: Muje E-Mail bnana hy. Sardar, Sardarg, Sardar123, Sardarabc Koi bhi nhe mil rha.
Major Rohail: Tum "Akalmand_Sardar" try kro 100% mil jye ga.


Computer Lesson:
Major Rohail: Plz turn ON your computer
Sardar: OK kar liya.
Major Rohail: Now Plz click on MY Computer.
Sardar: OK! Kaha hai "AAP" ka computer?

Sardar to wife: rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 chudeil kabhi mere age kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife: Kaun si movie thi?
Sardar: Apni shadi ki



Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aaloo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaye
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo:


Judge: why did u shoot ur wife, instead of shooting her lover?
Sardar: Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one
man every week.

Hindi Non VEg Night Time Jokes Whatsapp Message 07 July 2014

Ek Aadmi Bazaar Mein Jor-Jor Se Chilla Raha Tha: “Jannat Ka Parda 20 Rupaye Mein – Jannat Ka Parda 20 Rupaye Mein”
Saare Bazaar Ke Log Apna-Apna Kaam Chhod Kar Uske Paas Gaye,
Paas Jakar Dekha To, Haramkhor P@nty Bech Raha Tha.
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Child:papa aunty ka pait kion
phola hai?
Father:tujhey sub pata hai!
Child: nahin pata promise!
Father: in k pait main pani bhara
hay
CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob
jaye ga!

Young Couple Funny Sexy English Jokes

A young couple were invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. The wife came down with a
terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party and have a good time. Being the devoted
husband he protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed. She
told him there was no need for him to miss the fun. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain, and as it was still early she
decided to go to the party. Because hubby did not know what her costume was, she thought she would
have some kicks watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not around. She joined the
party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor. He was dancing with every
nice chick he could, copping a feel here and taking a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and,
being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new
“action.”
She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a
little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang.
Just before unmasking at midnight she slipped out, went home, put the costume away and got into
bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would have for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked him what he had done. He said, “Oh,
the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you’re not there.”
Then she asked, “Did you dance much?”
He replied, “I’ll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got to the party I met Pete, Bill
and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But I’ll tell you, the guy I
loaned my costume to sure had one hell of a time!”
A husband and wife are cooing over their new born baby.
“Look at the size of his penis,” says the man. “It’s massive!”
“Yes, dear,” says the woman. “But at least he’s got your ears.”

Super Funny Hindi Non Veg Jokes Don't Miss It

This is the best jokes collection on 07 July 2014. You can find here just so much funny jokes.
Ek Budhe Aadmi Ne Socha Ki Meri Biwi Ko Shayad Sun Na Kam Ho Gaya Hai
So Check Karne Ke Liye Ek Din Uske Piche Gaya Aur Bola
Buddha: “Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun Rahi Ho???????
Koi Jawab Nahi Aya, Vo Thoda Sa Aur Aage Gaya Aur Fir Bola
Buddha: “Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun Rahi Ho???????????
Is Bar Bhi Koi Jawab Nahi Aya, Vo Bilkul Uske Kareeb Chala Gaya Aur Bola
Buddha: “Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun Rahi Ho??????????
Budhi Chillate Hue: “Bhonsdi Ke, Ye Teesri Baar Haan Bol Rahi Hu“

Hindi Non Veg Story For Whatsapp Message 06 July 2014

A funny non veg story in hindi language.
Akbar Ne Nayi Nayi Shadi Kari Aur Jo Uski Begaum Aayi Thi Vo Bahut Hi Haseen Thi Aur Uske Boobs Bade Hi Mote Mote And Mast Thhe.
Taansen, Akbar Ka Sangeetkar Ka Dil Unhe Muh Mein Lene Ka Hua. Par Koi Tarkeeb Dimag Mein Na Aayi
To Jaisa Sab Jante Hai Ki Birbal Ka Dimag Bahut Tez Tha, Har Problem Ka Solution Dhoond Leta Tha, Tansen Uske Pas Gaya Aur Bola.
Tansen: “Yaar Birbal, Nayi Begum Sahiba Badi Mast Hai Koi Jugaad Kar Na Jis Se Uske Boobs Choos Saku”
Birbal Ne Jawab Diya: “Dekh Bhai, Main Salahkaar Sirf Badshah Ka Hun, Aur Kisi Ko Main Free Mein Koi Salah Mashvara Nahi Deta, Bina Paiso Ke Teri Koi Madad Nahi Karunga”
Taansen Ne Kuch Pal Socha Aur Bol Diya Ki Vo Ye Kaam Karvaye Main Usko Sone Ki Asharfiya De Dunga.
Raat Ko Birbal Taansen Ke Paas Aaya Aur Bola: “Tera Kaam Ho Gaya Hai, Maine Begum Ki Bra Mein Khujli Ka Powder Daal Diya Hai”
Tansen Bola: “Arey Par Us Se Kya Hoga?”
Birbal: “Kal Subha Badshah Jab Ye Problem Mere Ko Batayega To Main Bol Dunga Ki Taansen Ke Muh Mein Jaadu Hai, Shareer Mein Kahi Bhi Khujli Ho Rahi Ho Aur Tansen Usko Choose To Khujli Theek Ho Jaati Hai”
Idea Sun Kar Tansen Bada Khush Hua, Aur Agle Din Hua Bhi Aisa, Taansen Ne Zam Kar Begum Sahiba Ke Boobs Choose Aur Maje Liye
Agle Din Jab Birbal Paise Lene Aaya To Taansen Bola: “Ghanta Lele Mera, Itna Chota Sa Kaam Kiya Aur Uske Badle Mein Itne Paise Mang Raha Hai, Ye Toh Main Bhi Kar Sakta Tha Bina Tumhari Madad Ke.”
Birbal Ye Sunkar Muskuraya Aur Bola: “Taansen Beta Harami, Main Janta Tha Ki Tu Aisa Haramipana Dikhayega, Isliye Kal Raat Ko Maine Akbar Ke Kachhe Mein Bhi Khujli Ka Powder Daal Diya Tha.“