Whatsapp Jokes On sardar
Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach, first hecut it's one leg
and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he
cut it's second
leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the
third leg and
did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and
ordered it walk!
But cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly sardar
said loudly, "I
found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes
deaf.
Whatsapp Jokes On sardar
After returning back from a foreign trip, sardarasked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
Whatsapp Jokes On sardar
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any greatman born in this
village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
Whatsapp Jokes On sardar
Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi JayanthiSo Sardar writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I
don't know who is
Jayanthi.
Whatsapp Jokes On sardar
When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto,the driver adjusted
mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see
my wife? Sit
back. I will drive.
Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise? Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtubmai
bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!
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Sardar got job in a telenor call centre.Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do?
Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor &put warid sim.
Thank you for calling ufone..
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Sardar Get Engaged with girl,soon he came 2 know she had no affair b4,
he brokn the relation every 1 asked the reason!
He said"JO KISI OR KI NA HO SAKI WOH MERI KIA HOGI?
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In aptitude testRiver Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state.
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what is the extreme limit of stupidity? Two Sardars sitting on a Rikshaw….,and….,
fighting for a corner seat.
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Sardar's wish : when i die,I wanna die like my grandpawho died peacefully
in his sleepnot screaminglike all the passengers
in thecar he was driving..
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