Ultimate Non Veg X Hindi Jokes Whatsapp Funny Message

Here is first jokes Few Hours back in Metro.

Lady: Bhaisaab yeh baat nhi maan raha hai, ro raha hai kab se. Aap mere bete ko daant dijiye zara.
That Guy (Bhaisaab): Chup kar ja Bhencho. Abhi chamaat mar ke gaand lal kar dunga gandu.
Lady: Bas hogaya.. Rone dijiye usse.

Non Veg Jokes On When Girls Sex Change
Two girls went for sex change operation. All the friends & relatives were waiting anxiously outside the operating room.
Both came out smiled broadly & shouted:
"Laude lag gaye !!! Laude lag gaye !!!

Last Night My Whatsapp Chat With A Girl
Me: Mere pass intelligence hai, sense of
humour hai tumhaare pass kya hai??

She: I am hot

Me: le toh phir yeh cigarette hi jala de is
gareeb ki

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Last Message With Some Rajani Jokes
Rajani is back with new ones .....

�1:Recently china airports were closed due to heavy fog ........ Later it was discovered that Rajanikanth was smoking in India!!!!!!!!!!

�2:Rajanikanth did his KG from seven different places..Today those places are known as IITs!!!!!!

�3:Government of india pays tax to Rajanikanth for living in India!!!!!!!

�4:Definition of solar eclipse:
When Rajanikanth stares at sun with anger, sun hides behind the moon. This greatest phenomena is called Solar Eclipse.........!!!!!

�5:Rajanikanth woke up one day and decided he should share atleast one percent of his knowledge with the world......
Thus.......The google was born!!!!

�6:Think what would have happened if Rajani would have born 150 years ago..?????
British would have fought for Independance....

�7:Best Rajani joke!!!!!! Even Ghajini remembers Rajani!!!!

�8:An email was sent from Mysore to Bangalore.
Rajanikanth stopped it at Mandya ....

�9:Why do earthquake occurs?????
Because at that time Rajanikanth's mobile is on vibration mode!!!!!!!!!

�10:Once Rajanikanth bunked a whole day in school.....!
Since then that day is known as.............Sunday!!!!!!!!!!!!!

�11: The pyramids in Egypt are actually.............
..........Rajanikanths primary school craft projects!!!!!!!!!!!!

�12: Breaking news: ISRO does not exists anymore.....!!
Rajanikanth purchased all the rockets for Diwali celebration!!!!!!!!!!!!!

�13: Why did Rajani buy an acre of land wth 4 wells on each corner?????
...................... To play Carrom!!!!!!

�14: Before Tom Cruise, Rajani was approached for the movie Mission Impossible, but Rajani refused as he found the title insulting..