Husband : Aaj Faisla Ho Kar Hi Rahega.
Batao Kis Kis Ke Saath Tum Soti Ho?
Wife : Kasam Se Bas Main Apke Saath Hi Soti Hu.
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Aur Log Mujhe Sone Kaha Dete Hain.
Pati ke Penis pe madhu makkhi kaat gayi. He goes to doctor with his wife.
Wife sharmate hue,"Sirf dard ki dawa dena,sujan rehne dena.";;)
#Husband wife adult joke#
Husband walking behind his Wife says, "Baby u become so fat...ur bums look like a washing machine!!''
The wife keeps quiet and keeps walking...
At night the husband asks for sex..
Wife, Sorry Darling..I cant start d washing machine for such a small load !!
Why don't you do a hand wash!
Husband wife joke on poor performance
Pati Gaana Gaa raha tha- Me Duniya Hila dunga Teri Chahat me..
Patni- Rahne do Raat ko Khatiya to Hila nahi pate, Duniya kya Khak Hilaoge.?.
Husband wife adult joke in hindi
Wife ko yaqeen tha ki pati & Naukrani me sex Relation hai.
Dono ko 1 sath pakdne k liye plan bnaya
or Naukrani ko chupke se chutti pe bhej diya.
Raat ko pati ne pet Dard ka Bahana kiya or toilet gaya &
wife Naukrani k Bed Pe ja k so gayi or Light off kar di
wo silently Room me aye or sex krne laga
.
Sex k baad wife boli Tum Mujhe Yaha dekh k SHOCKED hoge
or light on kar di
.
watchman Bola Madam Aap ?!!!
Moral zyada smart bnne wala aese hi chud jaate h
2 men are in a doc's office to get a vasectomy (nasbandhi). Nurse asks both men to strip. She begins to masturbate 1st man.
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