Hindi Non VEg Night Time Jokes Whatsapp Message 07 July 2014

Ek Aadmi Bazaar Mein Jor-Jor Se Chilla Raha Tha: “Jannat Ka Parda 20 Rupaye Mein – Jannat Ka Parda 20 Rupaye Mein”
Saare Bazaar Ke Log Apna-Apna Kaam Chhod Kar Uske Paas Gaye,
Paas Jakar Dekha To, Haramkhor P@nty Bech Raha Tha.
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Child:papa aunty ka pait kion
phola hai?
Father:tujhey sub pata hai!
Child: nahin pata promise!
Father: in k pait main pani bhara
hay
CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob
jaye ga!