Funny Sexy Non Veg Hindi Jokes 29 July 2014

Collection of Most Funny Hindi non veg jokes.
Jokes: 01
SEX karte time Wife-"Aap bilkul MOBILE jaise ho.
" Husband proudly-"U LOVE my VIBRATIONS."
Wife-"Nahi, BASEMENT mein jaate hi aapka NETWORK FAIL ho jata hai." 

Jokes: 02
Dada-Ye kya? 
Pota-Achchhi Lage to Meri shirt mein 100Rs. rakh dena.
Subah 600 mile. Pota-Itni achchhi lagi kya?
Dada-Maine 100 hi rakhe the,500 Teri daadi ne diye. 

Jokes: 03
Girl-Ur Name?
Boy-Black Lion.
Girl-Are U joking.
Boy-No,it means Kaalu Singh & ur's?
Girl-Soft Underwear.
Boy-Are U joking? 
Girl-No,it means Komal Chaddha.

Jokes: 04
Once a carrot fell in love with a cabbage.
After some months,finally they got married. Next day his buddy Beet asked... "How was ur Wedding Night?" .
Carrot-"What wedding night! Whole night was spent in undressing her." 

Jokes: 05
T.V Ad- Villain trys to rape a Girl,but ladki ki salwar ka Naada nahi khol paya,
voice from background- 
"Aapki maa-behen ki izzat ke rakhwaale... Pappu Naade waale."