Funny Whatsapp Message On Ladka Ladki In The Jungle
Ek Ladka Aur Ladki Raat Ko Jungle Mein Sex Kar Rahe Hote Hai.
Ladki Ko Maja Dene Ke Liye Ladka Uski Choot Ko Chatne Lag Gaya.
15 Minute Baad Ladka Bola: “Agar Torch Hoti To Mazza Aa Jata”
Ladki Boli: “Mujhe Bhi, Kyun Ki 15 Minutes Se Tum Ghass Hi Chaat Rahe Ho“
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Non Veg Jokes
Nunni Choti Hone Ki Wajah Se Maa Apne Bete Ko Shahar Ke Sex Related Bade Doctor Ke Pas Le Gayi
Doctor Ne Dekhne Ke Baad Maa Ko Salah Di.
Doctor: “Isko Roj Subha Nashte Mein Ek Apple Jarur Diya Karo”
Agle Din Nashte Ki Table Pe Bade Sare Seb Pade Dekh Kar Bache Ne Hairan Hote Hue Maa Se Puchha
Bachha: “Ye Sare Mere Liye Hai?”
Maa: “Nahi, Tum Sirf Ek Khao Baki Tumhare Daddy Ke Liye Hai“
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Ye Tab Ki Baat Hai, Jab Pappu 5th Class Mein
Thha.
Uski Class Ki Ek Teacher Pregnant Thhi, Usko
Dekh Ke Ek Din Pappu Bola
Pappu: “Madam Aapko Beta Hone Wala Hai Ya
Beti?”
Madam Bade Pyar Se Boli: “Ye Baat Mujhe
Kaisi
Pata Hogi?”
Pappu: “Madam Mujhe Pata Hai Aapko Kya
Hone Wala Hai, Aapko Ladka Hone Wala Hai”
Teacher Hairani Se: “Arey, Tujhe Ye Baat
Kaisi
Pata?”
Pappu: “Mam Vo Jab Aap Chair Pe Pair Utha
Ke Beth Ti Ho To Ander Se Uski Mooche
Dikhti Hai“
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