Indian Condom Jokes From WhatApp 2016

One day a big Indian Chief went to his local drug store. He went up to the clerk and said, "Last night me screw squaw, left nut go oomph, right nut go oomph, dick go oomph, condom go BOOM!"

Now the clerk was quite impressed by this sexual feat so he grabbed some Trojans for professionals and told the chief to come back and tell him how they worked.

The next day the big Chief came back to the drug store, went right up to the clerk and gruffly said, "Last night me screw squaw, left nut go oomph, right nut go oomph, dick go oomph, condom go BOOM!"

The clerk thought to himself "Damn, this guy has super ejaculation going on." So he went into the back of the store and got a prototype condom for the Chief. The description on the box read: "This is a joint effort between Goodyear and Michelin. This condom is steel belted and should only be used in extreme circumstances."

The clerk handed the condom to the Chief and told him this, and to come back and tell him how it worked.

The next day the chief came back on crutches with a shotgun under his arm. He stormed up to the clerk. The clerk was thinking "Oh Shit! The condom must not have worked and he's real pissed."

The chief yelled, "LAST NIGHT ME SCREW SQUAW!! LEFT NUT GO OOMPH!!!.... RIGHT NUT GO OOMPH!!!.... DICK GO OOMPH!!!.... CONDOM GO OOMPH!!!.... LEFT NUT GO BOOM!!!"

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A Somali arrives in Vancouver as a new immigrant to Canada ...
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says ... 'Thank you Mr. Canadian for letting me in this country, giving me housing, money for food, free medical care, free education and no taxes!'
The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am from Pakistan '.
The man goes on and encounters another passerby ... ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in Canada !'
The person says, 'I not Canadian, I Vietnamese.'
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says .... 'Thank you for the wonderful Canada !'
That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not Canadian !'
He finally sees a nice lady and asks ... 'Are you a Canadian ?'
She says , 'No, I am from India !'
Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Canadians ?'
The Indian lady checks her watch and says ....'Probably at work'

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एक आदमी की बाईक पंक्चर हो गयी किसी तरह वो उसको लेकर पास के एक सर्विस स्टेशन में पहुँचा। वहाँ जाकर पंक्चर लगाने वाले लड़के से बोला, "बाईक घसीट घसीट के गांड फट गयी।"
लड़के ने कन्फ्यूज़ होकर पूछा, "तो फिर पहले पंक्चर कहाँ लगाऊं, गांड पे या बाईक में?"

Up के छात्र - साहब बिजली नही आती इसलिये पढाई नही हो
पा रही
Mulayam Singh - मैं कुछ इंतज़ाम करता हूँ
छात्र - बिजली का ?
Mulayam- नही डिग्री का😜

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Jokes On Police

 murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.
"Have you any last requests? Asked the chaplain.
"Yes," replied the murderer. "Will you hold my hand?"

Indian classic Police

Indian Chor Police Jokes

Somvaar ka din tha: Do chor bank loot kar ek car mai bhaage.
    Police ne choro ka peecha kiya,
    Peecha karne par pata chala ki choro ki car ke peeche ki
    number plate ki lights kharaab thi.
    .
    Aur Police ki Jeep ki head lights kharaab thi.....
    .
    To my friends, Batao police ne un choro ko kaise pakda . . . . . . ?
    .
    Answer:- Somvaar Ka Din tha. Din me Light ki jarurat nhi hoti.

    Isliye police chor ko aasani se pakad legi.

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Tourism is the next big thing. All countries are trying to attract more tourists...
see the taglines...
Thailand: "Amazing Thailand"
India : "Incredible India"
Malaysia:"Truly Asia"
Australia: "There's nothing like Australia"
Question: Have u ever wondered what the pakistan's tourism tagline would be??
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Answer : "Have a blast,It may be your Last..."
One more in row:
Jaha maut hai aapke firaq me
kuch din to gujarie IRAQ me.....

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Kutte Ka Pilla Apni Ma Se Puchta Hai:Mere Dad Kaise The?
Ma:Pata Nhi Beta Piche Se Hi Aye The Aur Piche Se Hi Chale Gaye.Kuch Pata Nhi Chala

Trust alcohol for dance

Apko Diya Gya Lund Ek Suvidha Hai Na Ki Apka Adhikar
Uska Upyog Chodne Me Kare Na Ki Mut Marne Me
Saujanya Se Lund Care Centr
Janhit Me Jari

Man Offering Drink To Lady In Bar
Lady: No, Whiskey Is Bad For My Legs
Man: Legs? Strange, Do They Pain Or Swell?
Lady: “No, They Spread“

Boy to girl
Boy: happy birthday
Girl: thank u
Boy: chal BP de
Girl: pendriv de
Boy: main Birthday Party ki baat kar raha hu
Girl: uff sorry

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Ek Bar Radha Ji Ne
Krishna Se Puchha:
Gussa Kya
Hai..?
Bahut Khubsurat Jawab
Mila: Kisi Ki Galti Ki Saza
Khud Ko Dena.
.
Ek Bar Radha Ne Krishna
Se Puchha: Dost Aur
Pyar
Me Kya Fark Hota Hai..?
Krishna Has Kar Bole:
Pyar Sona Hai..Aur Dost
Heera..Sona Tut Kar
Dubara Ban Sakta
Hai..Magar
Heera Nahi... .
Ek Bar Radha Ji Ne
Krishna Ji Se Puchha:
Main
Kaha Kaha Hu..?
Krishna Ne Kaha: Tum
Mere Dil Me..Sans
Me..Jigar
Me..Dhadkan Me..Tan
Me..Man Me..Har Jagah
Ho..!
.
Fir Radha Ji Ne Puchha:
Main Kaha Nahi Hu..?
To Krishna Ne Kaha:
Meri Kismat Me..!
.
Radha Ne Shri Krishna
Se Puchha: Pyar Ka Asli
Matlab Kya Hota Hai..?
Shri Krishna Ne Has Kar
Kaha: Jaha Matlab
Hota
Hai..Waha Pyar Hi Kaha
Hota Hai..!
.
Ek Bar Radha Ne Krishna
Se Puchha: Apne
Mujhse
Prem Kiya..Lekin Shadi
Rukmani Se Ki..Aisa
Kyu..?
Krishna Ne Haste Hue
Kaha: Radhe..
Shadi Me
Do Log Chahiye....Aur
Hum To Ek Hai...."