Showing posts with label Funny Messages. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Messages. Show all posts

Whatsapp English Funny Jokes Messages 29 June 2015

Get daily most funny whasapp group and individual jokes messages idea.
Two gay guys take a walk through a zoo.
They come across the gorilla and notice that the male gorilla has a massive erection. The gay men are fascinated by this.
One of the men just can't bear it any longer and he reaches into the cage to touch it.
The gorilla grabs him, drags him into the cage and mates with him for six hours, non-stop, while the zoo attendants helplessly stand by.... When he's done, the gorilla throws the man out of the cage.
An ambulance is called and the man is taken away to the hospital.A few days later, his friend visits him in the hospital and asks, "Are you hurt?"
"AM I HURT?" he shouts, "Wouldn't you be? He hasn't called.... He hasn't texted...."
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Whatsapp Picture Jokes - Funny Whatsapp Messages 29 March 2015

The most funny whatsapp picture and some jokes for your friend.

A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here
in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?”
“Why?”, asked the woman.
“Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.”
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Whatsapp Funny Messages: Toofani Hindi Jokes Collection

Some real funny toofani Hindi jokes from whatsapp group. you can share this jokes on your whatsapp friend and your group.


Husband was shocked
to read wife’s
Old school report card..
The comment written on report card…
Very obedient and
Soft Spoken student !!!
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Toofani Girl and Her Boyfriend

ATTiTUDE ROCKZ :
Saas Bahu se:
Utth ja heroine
Dekh Suraj kabka nikal aaya hai..

Bahu: Relax, Mummy ji
Wo sota bhi to mujhse pehle hai na!!

THiNK Different ;-)


Superb Funny Whatsapp Jokes: Murga Vs Murgi

murga - I love you.
murgi - ha ha
murga - me tere liye
kuch bhi kar sakta
hu
murgi - sach me ..!
murga - Ha kuch bhi
jo kahogi
murgi - Batau
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Batau......
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