Clean Jokes Very Funny Whatsapp Messages For College Grade

Clean Jokes On Smoking Injurious To Health.

The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.
The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover :" can't you see the warning written on the cigreat packet, smoking is injurious to health !"
The boy replies back :" Darling , I am a programmer . We don't worry about warnings , we only worry about errors...

Successful Man Vs Women Funny Whatsapp Messages.

A women worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife..
A successful man is one who makes more  money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such man...