When did Maths get ruined?
When the Satan said, "Put the alphabets in Maths".
Husbands are the best persons to share your secrets with. They won't tell anyone because they probably never listen to you in the first place.
Teacher: Pappu, tell about Newton's 3rd law of motion.
Pappu: Ma'm, I know just the last part of it.
Teacher: Tell me as much as you know.
Pappu: And this is called Newton's 3rd law of motion!
When you convert Rs.50 lakhs into Rs.300 crores, you are called Vadra. When you do the opposite, you are called Mallya. The difference is in chasing the right woman!
Saif Ali Khan said, "Thank you, beta" to Sridevi's younger daughter on his wedding reception. Sridevi is now worried.
Bebo-Saif wedding:
The best revenge Shahid Kapoor can take is by marrying Saif's daughter who is 19 now.
Rajinikanth should have played for Mumbai Indians in "Champions League T20 2012" at SA. The rain would have got called off because of the match.
Pathan got a job in 'Idea' Customer Care Call Centre.
Customer: My Idea SIM is blocked, what to do?
Pathan: Don't get tense, remove 'Idea' SIM and use 'Airtel' SIM. Thank you for calling 'Aircell'.
Santa: Wives are like police.
Banta: Why?
Santa: Once they get hold of all the evidence, they still want to hear the truth from you!
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