Clean Funny English Jokes To Text On Whatsapp Friend

Sent some funny clean jokes to your friends whatsapp. here are very funny jokes for you.

A politice to a woman ," You look beautiful today ."
The woman replied," Thanks, but unfortunately I can not say the same about you."." Sure you could,"said the political man, " if you could lie as well as I do."...

" Mary ," asked dawn thoughtfully  one day ," what would you do if you caught your husband with another woman ?"." Another woman with my husband ?" Marry thought t ovet. Let's see ; I'd break her cane , shoot her guide dog , and call a cab to take her back to the  institution she escaped from ."...

Love is like cigar .it starts with fire.
Continues with smoke ...  And ends with s smoke.
" But don't worry we are chain smokers."

Dilbert :- What are you writing?
Dogbert :- A new self - help book for compulsive shoppers.
Dilbert :- What do you known about compulsive shoppers?
Dogbert :- I known they buy a lot of books...