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Some Clean Jokes Collection from my whatsapp message. actually we have a whatsapp fun group. every day we update some Hindi and English jokes here.

Pathan to barber, "How much for a haircut?"
Barber: Rs. 50/-
Pathan: How much for a shave?
Barber: Rs. 25/-
Pathan: Good. Shave my head.

super funny jokes, it's found on whatsapp message

Q: Why are Egyptian children always confused?
A: Because after death, their DADDY becomes a MUMMY.

Santa: I asked my wife to chuck me my deodorant from the other side of the room, and she did the most pathetic throw; it didn't even reach me.
"What the hell was that?" I asked.
"Sorry, but it says 'underarm only' on it", she replied.

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Santa walks into his doctor's chamber and sits down in the waiting room. Another patient sitting next to him and who was stammering a little asked him, "Wwwhy dd Do yyy you wwant to sss see th the doctor?"
Santa: Well I have a prostate problem.
Patent: Yoyo you hhahavhavve prostate pp prob Lem, wwhat's ttthat?
Santa: Well, if you must know, I pee like you talk.

You can never ask a girl her age. There is no such concept. They don't have age but age groups which are:
Baby, Babes, Bebe and Biji!

Pappu: Please get well soon!
Bunty: Who are you talking to? I don't see anyone around.
Pappu: I am talking to my 'grades'...