Indian Condom Jokes From WhatApp 2016

One day a big Indian Chief went to his local drug store. He went up to the clerk and said, "Last night me screw squaw, left nut go oomph, right nut go oomph, dick go oomph, condom go BOOM!"

Now the clerk was quite impressed by this sexual feat so he grabbed some Trojans for professionals and told the chief to come back and tell him how they worked.

The next day the big Chief came back to the drug store, went right up to the clerk and gruffly said, "Last night me screw squaw, left nut go oomph, right nut go oomph, dick go oomph, condom go BOOM!"

The clerk thought to himself "Damn, this guy has super ejaculation going on." So he went into the back of the store and got a prototype condom for the Chief. The description on the box read: "This is a joint effort between Goodyear and Michelin. This condom is steel belted and should only be used in extreme circumstances."

The clerk handed the condom to the Chief and told him this, and to come back and tell him how it worked.

The next day the chief came back on crutches with a shotgun under his arm. He stormed up to the clerk. The clerk was thinking "Oh Shit! The condom must not have worked and he's real pissed."

The chief yelled, "LAST NIGHT ME SCREW SQUAW!! LEFT NUT GO OOMPH!!!.... RIGHT NUT GO OOMPH!!!.... DICK GO OOMPH!!!.... CONDOM GO OOMPH!!!.... LEFT NUT GO BOOM!!!"