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Three nuns arrived at the Pearly Gates and each was asked a
question before they were allowed to enter. The first nun was
asked to name the first man.
“Adam,” she replied, and the gates opened for her.
The second nun was asked to name the first woman.
“Eve,” she replied, and again the gates opened.
Then a question was put to the third nun.
“What were the first words that Eve said to Adam?”
“Gosh! That is a hard one,” she replied, and once more the
gates opened for her to go inside.

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Two gay guys take a walk through a zoo.
They come across the gorilla and notice that the male gorilla has a massive erection. The gay men are fascinated by this.
One of the men just can't bear it any longer and he reaches into the cage to touch it.
The gorilla grabs him, drags him into the cage and mates with him for six hours, non-stop, while the zoo attendants helplessly stand by.... When he's done, the gorilla throws the man out of the cage.
An ambulance is called and the man is taken away to the hospital.A few days later, his friend visits him in the hospital and asks, "Are you hurt?"
"AM I HURT?" he shouts, "Wouldn't you be? He hasn't called.... He hasn't texted...."

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She: I love you.
Me: Me too.
She: Say the complete sentence.
Me: I love me too.
She: ...
Me: Hello?
*Blocked On Whatsapp*

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The two rival cricketers were talking. 'The local team wants me to play for them very badly.'
'Well, you're just the man for the job.'

The two clubmen were talking. 'So you had a hard time explaining the cricket game to your wife, eh?'
'I certainly did. She found out I wasn't there.'

Boss: 'Now on the way to Smith and Sons, you pass the cricket field, so...'
Office boy (hopefully): 'Yes, sir?'
Boss: 'So just pass it.'

There's a man in Croydon who claims to have invented a game that in certain respects is a bit like cricket.
What he doesn't know is that the England team has been playing it for years.

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Girl : Aapko mobile
bahut acha
hain
Boy : Race compitition
me jeeta
hain
Girl : Wao..... Kitne
log the Race
compitition me
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Boy : 3 pulish baale
1 shop baala
or main.

एक लड़के के पास यमराज जी
उसको लगे के लिए आये
युराज - मै तुम्हे लेने आया हू
तुम्हारा नाम मेरी लिस्ट मे
पहले है
लड़का - पर मै इसमे कभी
तैयार नही हू
क्यो न जाने से पहले एक चाय ही जाये
यमराज जी - ठीक है
लड़का चाय
बनाकर लाया और उसमे
उसमे नीदं की गोली मिला दी
युमराज जी चाय पीकर सो गये
लडके ने फायदा उठाकर
अपना नाम ऊपर से
नीचे लिख दिया
जब यमराज जी उठे तो
बोले-
तुमने मेरा बहुत ख्याल रखा है इसलिए
मै ये लिस्ट निचे न चालू करुगा
इसलिए
गीता मे भगवान श्री कृष्णा ने लिखा है
तू चाहते लाख प्रयत्न कर
चाह लाख चाहे
होगा वही जो मै चाहता हू
आई विस यू
कि आपकी सारी बुराई इस
पुरानी साल ने ही रह जाये
और
नयी साल एक खुशियो से भरा नया सवेरा लेकर आये
->जय श्री कृष्णा

Girl : Es Dress ka
kya prica hai ?
Shopkeepar : Sirf
3 kiss
Girl : Aur us dress ka ?
Shopkeeper : Sirf 10 kiss :
>
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Girl : Dono Dress
Pack kar
Do Bill Dadi Dengi
Girls Rock

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Girl : Cigarette peena chodddo
Boy : Chodd diya
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Girl : Beer peena bi chodd do
Boy : Chodd diya
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Girl : Good Aaj se roz subah shaam
Mandir jana shuru karo
Boy : Theek hai Aaj se roz Mandir jana
shuru
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Girl : Haayee Jaanu So Sweet, Mujse
shaadi karoge?
Boy : Nahin.
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Girl : Kyun??
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Boy : Itna sudhar gaya hu, Ab tumse
achi koi mil jayegi
hahahha boys thoko Like!

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A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.

“Hey, son! May I ask you a question?

Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”

The boy licked his cone and replied,

“Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”

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INDIA is a place where..
Anyone driving faster than you is.. "Saala yeh Pakka marega"
Anyone driving slower than you is "Saala Pagal, Gaadi Chalani nai aati ise" !! And
Anyone Driving Parallel to you is "Apne Baap se Race Lagayega Tu.."

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..Oye! marega kya???


1 ladki raste se jaa rahi thi,side
se achanak bike nikli..!
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. Ladki: Abey! Oye maarega kya ?
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. .me : mood to nahi hai, par degi to
maar loonga...."

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1 ladka ladki ko prpose krta h
ladka-i lv u
ladki-par me to kisi or se pyar karti hu
kafi der tk ladka ladki ko dekhta h or fir bolta h-
"teri maa nu dasuga":

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Jokes about women - Fortune-teller
A lady comes to fortune-teller, who can read palms.
- Will anyone marry me?
- No.
- But you haven't even looked at my palm.
- I see it from your face...

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Panditji sex ke baad
condom dho ker rekhne lage
to pandtain boli
Is ka kya karoge?
Abhi15din naya nahi pahnenge
"SHRAADH" chal rahe h

He : Aaj der raat tak pyar karenge ji
She : TV on karo chupchap  Durdarshan ke samay chutdarshan Ki baat mat karo


Do Ladkiya Fighting Kar rahi Tabi Ek faadu Gaali
Ka Invention huva
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Saali , Agar Lund Aeroplane Hote To Teri Choot
Airport Hoti

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A man and a woman were dating. She being of a religious nature had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted from her so bad. In fact, he had never even seen her naked. One day, as they drove down the freeway, she remarked about his slow driving habits. "I can't stand it anymore," she told him. "Let's play a game. For every 5 miles per hour over the speed limit you drive, I'll remove one piece of clothing. He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car. He reached the 55 MPH mark, so she took off her blouse. At 60 off came the pants. At 65 it was her bra and at 70 her panties. Now seeing her naked for the first time and travelling faster than he ever had before, he became very excited and lost control of the car. He veered off the road, went over an embankment and hit a tree. His girlfriend was not hurt but he was trapped. She tried to pull him free but alas he was stuck. "Go to the road and get help," he said. "I don't have anything to cover myself with!" she replied. The man felt around, but could only reach one of his shoes. "You'll have to put this between your legs to cover it up," he told her. So she did as he said and went up to the road for help. Along came a truck driver. Seeing a naked, crying woman along the road, he pulled over to hear her story. "My boyfriend! My boyfriend!" she sobs, "He's stuck and I can't pull him out!" The truck driver looking down at the shoe between her legs replies, "Ma'am, if he's in that far, I'm afraid he's a goner!"

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an american doctor got heart attack
after reading a book's name.....
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Suhag raat ki ratko----Apni Wife se Se-x.

Karne Ke bad pati ne apni patni se puchha......................
Ki?? Tune kya mehsoos kiya???/
...
...
....
Toh Patni boli

5% sharam
5% dard ...or
90% Purane din Yaad Aa gaye......

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A man goes to a brothel, hires one of the girls and spends
the next couple of hours giving her the best fuck she’s ever
had. He returns the following night, gets the same girl and
gives a repeat performance. By the end of the third night the
girl is so impressed she offers him a session on the house and
it’s absolutely wonderful..........
“You’re the most amazing thing that’s ever happened to me,”
she tells him. “If I pay you £200 will you do it again, now?”
The man agrees but as he looks down at his small and lifeless
manhood he sneers at it and says, “You’re bloody good at
spending it, but when it comes to earning!”

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Throughout his teenage life, John had been warned by his
God-fearing father that brothels were the ultimate places of
sin and that anyone going to them would die a dreadful
death.
However, one night out on a stag party John and his mates
ended up in the red light district and banishing all thoughts
of his father from his mind, John went into a brothel. He was
taken upstairs by Madam and ushered into a bedroom where
a beautiful girl lay naked on the bed. Suddenly as he looked
at her, all the warnings came back to him and he cried aloud,
“Bloody hell, my dad was right, I can feel myself going stiff
already.

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PC Jenkins was doing his nightly rounds when he discovered
a woman in an alleyway. Her blouse was open, her knickers
were round her ankles and she was eating a packet of sweets.
“What’s going on here?” asked PC Jenkins.
“Bloody hell, has he gone?” she replied, looking around.

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A husband and wife went-to Manchester for the day...... He had
a meeting in the --morning and she went off---- to do some
shopping.... Now the meeting finished much earlier than
expected so the man went off into the centre of town and
landed up in the “better part” of the ..............red light district. As he
was passing one of the “ladies” flats, a beautiful hooker
came out and before he knew what he........... was doing, he asked
her how much she charged a session............ The hooker looked at
him disdainfully and told him it would be .................£150.
“Bloody hell, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,that’s daylight robbery,” he exclaimed, “I’ve
only got £30,” and feeling very disappointed he left to meet
his wife for lunch. Just as the meal was over, the same
hooker and a client entered the restaurant and on seeing the
man and his wife she whispered.......... to him as she passed.
“I hope that’s taught you a lesson, ...........that’s what you get for
£30

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Boy txts his gf: Kal date pe tum mujhe kiss dogi?
Girl: nahi kisi ne dekh liya toh?
Boy: Koi nahi dekhega.. bharosa rakho mujh per.
Girl: Ok de dungi.
Boy: Boobs choosne do gi?
Girl: Ok choos lena.

After 20 mins.
Boy texts: Yeh sab galat hai...main tumhein touch bhi nahi karna chahta.......
Girl: Mujhe pata hai madarchod, tune muth maar li hai.