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Terrific Non Veg Hindi Jokes On Sardar

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Sardar Medical Store Pe Condom Lene gaya.. Pr Wha Jakr Condam ka Nam Bhul gaya.. Bahut der tak sochne k baad sardar Zip Khol k.. O Yaar, Iska body cover de do.
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Sarter goes to buy condoms Salesman asks :Only flavoured ones r available. Which flavour do u want? Sardar thinks&thinks &thinks then says: Chhole Bhature

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Sardar- jaldi se chaddi nikalo! Aaj Sex ka Mood hai!
Ladki- maine chaddi nhi pehni.
Sardar-thik hai, kal chaddi pehan k aana.
Kal kar lenge!

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Sardar sex kr raha tha galti se peeche daal diya.
BIWI=O, G truck galat gudaam me jaa raha hai.
SARDAR=ab bata rahi hai jab Maal Utaar Diya.

Ladka Ladki Killer Non Veg Jokes Whatsapp Messages 30 May 2015

Most Funny Hindi Latest Jokes Collection - Jokes On Ladka Aur Ladki

Ek Ladka Aur Ladki Ki Engagment Ho Chuki Thi Aur Ab Shadi Ki Baat Chal Rahi Thhi.
Ek Din Dono Road Pe Icecream Khate Hue Apas Mein Bat Kar The Thhe.
Ladka: “Shadi Ke Liye Konsi Date Rakhain?”
Ladki Hichkichatey Hue: “22 December Rakh Lo Na”
Ladka: “Kyu, Special Yehi Din Kyu?”
Ladki Sharmate Hue: “Suna Hai Vo Saal Ki Sabse Lambi Raat Hoti Hai“
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Sardar: Why are all these people running?
Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?
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Girl- Main jb bhi phon krti hu tum Shaving kr rhe hote ho,
Din me kitni baar shaving krte ho?
Boy- 30-40 baar.
Girl- pagal ho kya?
Boy- pagal nahi NAAI hu.
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Hindi Non Veg Jokes Plus Whatsapp Messages Idea

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Girlfriend in mood:
Baby i took a new dresspiece
Neck kaise banwau..??
Boyfriend:
kaise bhi banwa mera haath sirf andar jaana chahiye
whatsapp funny picture on i love you

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Ladki Se Yes To Koi Bhi Bulwa Sakta Hai
Lekin Us Se “Oh Yes Oh Yes Oh Oh Yes Yes Yes”
Bulwana Har Kisi Ke Bas Ki Baat Nahi.


Whatsapp Non Veg Jokes Messages: Hindi Jokes Plus

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Ek bhikari roz maang kar khate khate tang aa gaya tha.
Ek din usne bhagban se pratharna ki " Bhagban mujhe khane ko aisa kuch do jo khane par bhi khatam na ho."
Bhagwan bole "ye lo beta... chewing gum"

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Non Veg Jokes On Sadhu ji ka train yatra

TT : Kidhar jana hai?
Sadhu: Jahanpar Sri Ram ka janam hua tha wahan.
TT: Tumhare pass Ticket hai kya ?
Sadhu: Nahin hai
TT: To Chalo tum.
Sadhu: Kahan par ?
TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha..
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Jail mein !!!

Non Veg Jokes: Whatsapp Funny Messages Idea

Teacher Student funny hindi jokes whatsapp messages.
Teacher: Bade ho kar tum kya karoge?
Student: Ji shaadi.
Teacher: Mera matalab, kya banoge?
Student: Ji dulha.
Teacher: Are, mera matlab hai, kya hasil karoge?
Student: Ji DULHAN.
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Non Veg Jokes On Santa: Hindi Jokes Plus

Hindi and funny whatsapp messages idea for your friend. a jokes on santa.


Santa dials a number and a girl named 'SITA' Receives phones.
Santa says, " maine to delhi phone lagaya tha, ye ayodhy kaise lag gaya."
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Santa- sarabi marne ke baad swarg mein jate hein ke nark mein?
Banta- Mujhe nahin pata! tum kahan jana chahte ho?
Santa- Donon mein se ek jagah to jana hi hoga!
Banta- Tum chale jana, pine ke baad mein to kahin nahin jata!!!

Non Veg Jokes: Hindi Jokes Plus Funny Picture

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Fly in the tea cup
Customer: Waiter, what’s the meaning of this fly in my tea up?
Waiter: “How could I know sir, I’m a waiter, not a fortune teller.
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Hindi Non Veg Jokes Plus: Whatsapp Text Messages Idea

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Husband Wife Adult Non Veg Jokes

Wife : "I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars."
Husband : "How about the ones like mine?"
Wife : "Those they gave away."
Husband : "I had a dream too...I dreamt they were auctioning off cunts. The pretty ones went for a thousand dollars, and the little tight ones went for two thousand."
Wife : "And how much for the ones like mine?"
Husband : "That's where they held the auction."

Non Veg Jokes And Funny Whatsapp Messages 20 February 2015


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Jokes In text
Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven, where St. Peter meets them at the Pearly Gates.
Since they’ve all led exemplary lives, he lets each say any woman’s name and she’ll go back to Earth for six months as that person.
“Sophia Loren,” says the first nun - and poof, she disappears.
“Madonna,” says the second nun, and she disappears, too.
“Sara Piplini,” says the third nun. “Who’s that?” asks St. Peter.
The nun hands him a newspaper clipping.
He reads and says, “I’m sorry, sister, but you’ve got it all wrong. It’s the Sahara Pipeline that was laid by 1,400 men in six months.”
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Santa Banta Non Veg Latest Hindi Jokes 10 February 2015

Banta ne Santa se pucha " Yaar tu kal ladki dekhne gaya tha? Ladki Pasand ayee? "
Ye sunke Santa ne pura kissa bayan kiya kuch yese:
Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se.
to khuda kasam hum madhosh ho gaye.
jab pata chala nazar parmanent tirchhi he
to hum khade-khade hi behosh ho gaye....
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Ek Baar Santa Apni Biwi Ke Saath Jaa Raha Tha,
Raste Mein Usse Ek Dost Mila
Jisse Police Ne Pakda Hua Tha.
Santa Ne Usse Puchha: Kya Hua?
Dost: Mene Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala
Santa Kuch Sochte Huye: Saza Kya Mili Hai?
Dost: 6 Hafte
Santa: Bass Yaar, 6 Hafte
Santa Ne Aav Dekha Na Taav Fatafatt
Police Ki Gun Lee Or Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala
Dost Rote Hue: Abe Sale,
Yeh Tune Kya Kiya?
Puri Baat To Sunta,
6 Hafte Baad Muje Phaansi Hone wali he.

Santa ne Banta se puchha " Yar tu kal PK dekhne gaya tha, kyesi lagi picture? "
Banta- Aare yar kya bataoon PK dekhne gaya tha...
Ticket ka rate dekha to....
Pee ke aa gaya !!!!

Hindi Non Veg Jokes: Latest Whatsapp Funny Messages

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  • Jokes On 14 February in Hindi

She : any plans for 14 February?
He : 14 ko jaldi sounga, 15 ko India Pakistan match hai na..
She : tu single hi marega


  • Non Veg Jokes In Hindi Font

ठाकुरसाहब के यहाँ कोई मिलने आया तो ठाकुरसाहब अन्दर से बन्दूक निकाल के लाए................
और हवा में दो फायर कर दिए................
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मिलने वाला भौचक्का सा देखता रहा...........
फिर पूछा भाईसाहब ये फायर किस लिए............
ठाकुर साहब ने कहा घबड़ाओ मत............
चाय वाले को 2 चाय बोली है..........!!

Friendship Funny Taking Jokes
Friend1:कहां रहता है आजकल?
Friend2:औकात में!
Friend1:तो वहां क्यों नहीं चला जाता?
Friend2:कहां?
Friend1:भाड़ में !


Non Veg Jokes: Funny Hindi Jokes Whatsapp Messages

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ग़ालिब ने अर्ज किया है
बेगम ये जो तुम चूदाई के वक्त पाद
देती हो.......💭
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कोई बिमारी है या चूदाई की दाद देती हो

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चाइनीज़ माल..
एक बार सन्ता बिज़नेस के सिलसिले में चीन गया।
वहाँ उसने एक चाइनीज़ एक्स-रे चश्मा खरीदा जिससे कोई भी इंसान नंगा देखता है...
दुकानदार ने कहा- चश्मा लगा कर मुझे देखो...
सन्ता ने देखा, उसे दुकानदार नंगा दिखाई दिया...
फिर उसने चश्मा हटा कर देखा तो दुकानदार कपड़े पहने हुए दिखा...
सन्ता बहुत खुश हुआ।
सन्ता ने फ्लाइट पकड़ी भारत आने के लिए...
जहाज़ में सबको, लड़कियों, एयरहोस्टैस आदि को चश्मा लगा कर देखा.. खुश हुआ... सब नंगे दिखे....
भारत पहुँचा... टैक्सी ले ली घर तक जाने क लिए...
टैक्सी वाले को भी देखा चश्मे से ... वो भी नंगा दिखा... सन्ता बड़ा खुश हुआ...
चश्मा लगाए हुए ही घर पहुँचा... उसकी बीवी और नौकर दोनों नंगे बेड पर सोए थे...
चश्मा निकालकर देखा... अभी भी दोनों नंगे ही थे..
चश्मा लगा कर फिर देखा... दोनों नंगे थे...चश्मा हटा कर देखा.. दोनों नंगे ही दिखे...
सन्ता भड़क गया.... बोला- यही तो प्राब्लम है... चाईना का माल तो 2 दिन भी नहीं चलता... साला खराब हो गया !

Best Non Veg Jokes Hindi Whatsapp Messages 01 Febuary 2015

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Whatsapp Funny Messages:
एक चीता सिगरेट का कश लगाने ही वाला था कि अचानक चूहा वहा आया और
बोला"भाई छोड दो नशा आयो मरे
साथ
देखो जंगल कितना खूबसूरत है
चीता चूहे के साथ चल दिया
आगे हाथी कोकीन ले रहा था
चूहा फिर बोला भाई छोड दो नशा आओ मेरे साथ देखो जंगल कितना खूबसूरत
है ।
हाथी भी चल दिया
आगे शेर वहिस्की पीने की तैयारी कर रहा था चूहे ने उसे भी वहि कहा शेर ने ग्लास साइड पर रखा और चूहे को जोरदार तमाचा मारा
हाथी बोला" अरे क्यो मार रहे हो
इस बेचारे को
शेर बोला" ये साला रोज भा'ग पीके ऐसे ही सबको पूरी रात जंगल घुमाता है ।

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एक 18 साल का लड़का ट्रेन से अपने पिता के साथ घर जा रहा था
अचानक वो जोर से चिल्लाया
"पिताजी वो देखा पेड़ हमारे साथ-साथ चल रहे है"
उसके पिता ने प्यार से उसके सिर पे हाथ फिराया
कुछ देर बाद फिर जोर से चिल्लाया
"पिताजी वो देखो आसमान भी हमारे साथ-साथ चल रहा है"
उसे पिता की आँखो मे आँसू आ गये
पास बैठा आदमी ये सब
देख रहा था
उस कहा
"आपका लड़का इतना बढा होकर भी बच्चो जैसी हरकस करता है
आप इसका इलाज किसी अच्छे डाक्टर से क्यो नही करवाते
उससे पिताजी ने कहा-
हम डाक्टर के पास से आ रहे है
दरअसल मेरा बेटा जन्म से ही अँधा था आज ही उसे नई आँखे मिली है ।


Whatsapp Funny Messages:
Husband Suhaag Raat Wale Din Apni Wife Se Poochta Hai.
Husband: “Abb Tak Kitne mardo k Saath Soi Ho Sach Batana?”
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Wife: “Sach Keh Rahi Hu, Sirf Aap Ke Saath Soi Hu
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Baaki Sab Haraamzade To Sone Hi Nahi Dete The..

Whatsapp Funny Messages On Husband Wife Non Veg Jokes

Wife:"Mehman aa rahe hain or ghar me Daal k siva kuch nai .
Husband:"Jab wo aaye to kitchen me 1 bartan girana,
Me pochu to kehna KORMA gir gaya.. .
Phir dosra bartan girana, kehna BiRYANi gir gai..
fir Me kahuga chalo Daal hi le aao...
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Mehmano k aane k bad Bartan girne ki awaaz aai.. .
Husbnd:"Kya hua.. ??
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Wife: "maa bahen ek hogayi..... BC Daal hi gir gai .

Boy Girl Non Veg Jokes: Kids Love Story


Read latest Hindi funny jokes, non veg jokes, whatsapp funny messages idea, and messages for whatsapp friend.

kids love story.
Girl:.....aaj mela mood off hai.
Boy:..kyu??
Girl:mamma ne daanta....
Boy:..kyu???
Girl: mai mamma k saath taam ni kalti na..
Boy:..ale toh taam klo na....
Girl:mujhe aata hi nhi...
Boy:..to seekh lo na...
Girl:kaiche seekhuuuu
Boy:mai sikha dungaaa Girl: sachiiii muchiii
Boy: haan....
Girl: to sikhaoooo
Boy:mele ghal chalo fir..
Girl:ghal pe kyu..
Boy:aleeee bahan mamma se bolonga, vo tumko
chab sikha
dengii.
Girl:tum toh keh le the k tum
sikhaogeee
Boy:ale mai sikhao ya mamma
ek baat hai naaa.... Girl: fill to mai apni mamma se
sikh longiiii
Boy:je bhi thik hai...
Girl:huhhhh fil ichme tumne kya
kiya...
Boy: ale mai toh bols la hun mom k paas chaloo
Girl:mele ko ni jaana
Boy:ek din toh jaana palegaa
Girl:kyu jaana plega???bolo
Boy:mele se shaadi kl k aaongi
na mele ghal pe... Girl:mai kyu aaongi..tum aa
jaana
Boy:ale shaadi k baad girls jaati
hai..
Girl:tumko kaiche pta...
Boy:mele ko pta hai... Girl:kichne btaya???
Boy: mamma ne..
Girl:oteeeeee fil toh aa
jaongi..letin abhi nhi.
Boy:athaa babaaa abhi nhi letin
aaogi naa??? Girl:ha aaongi...
Boy:plomiss
Girl:pkka plomisssssss
Boy:ote lub u..
Girl: lub u 2.........
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Latest Non Veg Jokes In Hindi 15 Jan 2015


Watching PK.....
Dancing car scene comes.

Me: Kitna fenkte hain, car itni thodi na hilti hai.
Wife: tumhe kaise pata?

*awkward silence*
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gf: "Teri ZIP khul nahi rahi yaar"
bf: "Thoda aur tr y kar"
gf: "Kar to rahi hoon. Nahi khul rahi"

bf: "Accha ruk. PDF bhejta hoon"
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Teacher:  bahot tez baarish ho rahi hai,
 iske aage ka sentence batao.. ...?    

Student: ab light wale apni maiya chudwaenge

Funny Sardar Ji Non Veg Jokes: Best OF 6 This Week


Read some hilarious sardar jokes in Hindi. this week top best collection. share with friend. One jokes a day keep laugh your friend anyway.
Sardar UK Hotel Mei Khana Khane Gaya
Wo Murgi Khana Chahta Tha Lekin Murgi Ki English Bhool Gaya
Waiter - Sir Aap Kya Lena Pasand karenge
Sardar Bola - ANDE KI MAA.
Sardar Ji On Waiter


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Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says 'CHIN YU YAN' and dies.
Sardar goes to china to find the meaning of his
friend's last words.
It is "YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN PIPE. !!"

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Sardar to his Wife:
Sardar:Begum aaj chicken bohut maze ki bani hai kia koi khaas masala lagaya hai ? Sardarni:Nahi bus zara murghi jal gai thi wo main ne BURNOL laga di thi.
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Sardar Ne Shok Mein Roza Rakh Liya Usne Apne Bete Se Poochha
Sardar - Dekh Suraj Dooba
Son - Nai G
Phir Poochha - Dooba Kia
Son - Nai G
Sardar - Lagda Hay Menu Lay Ke Hi Doobega
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Hindi Non Veg Jokes Message on Pappu


Pappu: Mom, Aap Blouse Mein Paise Kyun Rakhti Ho?
Mom: Taaki Tere Papa Ko Pata Na Chale
Pappu: Mom Aap Bhi Na, Bechare Papa Roz Kaamwali Ke Blouse Mein Dhoondte Rahte Hai

Whatsapp Non Veg Jokes Message On Sharabi Sex kr Raha Tha

Sharabi Sex Kr Raha Tha. Ghalti Se Peeche Daal Diya
Biwi Boli: O Ji Truck Ghalat Godam Me Ja Raha Hai.
Sharabi: Saali Ab Bata Rahi Hai Jab Diesel Khatam Hogaya

New Hindi Funny Non Veg message On Whatsapp On Bhaiya Ne Aapko Gaalidi

Grl: Papa, Bhaiya Ne Aapko Gaalidi,
Betichod.
Fathr: Aane De Saale Kouski Behen
Chod Dungaa.
Grl: Chalo Papa Rehne Do,
Dono Taraf Se Chudai To Meri Hi Hogi.

Hindi Non Veg Jokes On Whatsapp Student Jokes

Teacher: is ka passive voice banao
Sunsan Jagho Par Baccho ke Sath
Hadse ho jate he
student:sunsan jagho par hone wale
hadso se bacche ho jate hai.

Biwi Ho Toh Aisi! Hindi jokes Message On Whatsapp


Wife: Jaanu! Aaj tumhari girlfriend night stay karne aa rahi hai ! Maine fridge mein beers and fresh fruit salad and bana ke rakha hai.
Room freshner side table par hai. Dotted condoms bed ke neeche hain.
Nahane ka soap, lime fragrance waala, aur new towel bhi nikaal ke rakh diya hai hai.
Main bachchon ko leker mummy ji ke yahan jaa rahi hoon, kal shaam tak aa jaungi. Program mein koi change ho toh inform kar dena, mein wahin aur ruk jaungi...!
Isko kahte hain - "Mungerilal ke haseen sapne...!!"

New Super Adult Hindi Jokes For Whatsapp


Here are some non veg adult jokes message collection for whatsapp chat message. share hindi non veg jokes with your friend on whatsapp. daily update some jokes and funny status for whatsapp.

Boy txts his gf: Kal date pe tum mujhe kiss dogi?
Girl: nahi kisi ne dekh liya toh?
Boy: Koi nahi dekhega.. bharosa rakho mujh per.
Girl: Ok de dungi.
Boy: Boobs choosne do gi?
Girl: Ok choos lena.

After 20 mins.
Boy texts: Yeh sab galat hai...main tumhein touch bhi nahi karna chahta.......
Girl: Mujhe pata hai madarchod, tune muth maar li hai.
HIndi Non Veg Jokes, Whatsapp Adult Message

HIndi Non Veg Jokes, Whatsapp Adult Message

Whatsapp X-Rated Jokes Message - Janu Mera Blouse Utaro

On whatsapp Husband and wife chating...

Wife to her husband- Janu mera Blouse Utarooooo
Ab aise karooo Mera Ghaghra Bi Utrao
Ab duno undergarment bi utaro...
aur khabardar Jo aaj k baad mere kapde pehne toooo

One super adult jokes found on whatsapp....

Ek Aurat Subah hote hi mohalle ke doctor ke paas gayi aur boli, Kya mere pati ko viagra tum ne di thi?

Dr: Ji Memsaab.

Lady: Toh Madarchod, CHOOT bhi apni BIWI ki hi deni thi na...!!!