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Funny Indian Jokes: God Gift To India

God was in the process of creating the universe. And he was explaining his subordinates...

"Look everything should be in balance. For example, after every 10 deers there should be a lion. Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of the United States I have blessed them with prosperity and money. But at the same time I have given them insecurity and tension...

And here is Africa. I have given them beautiful nature. But at the same time, I have given them climatic extremes...

And here is South America. I have given them lots of forests. But at the same time, I have given them lesser land so that they would have to cut off the forests... So you see fellows, everything should be in balance.

One of the angels asked... "God, what is this extremely beautiful country here?" God said....... "Ahah...that is the crown piece of all. "INDIA", my most precious creation. It has understanding and friendly people. Sparkling streams, serene mountains. A culture which speaks of the great tradition that they live. Technologically brilliant and with a heart of gold...

The angel was quite surprised "But god you said everything should be in balance."
God replied - "Look at the neighbours, I gave them."

Indian Funny Whatsapp Messages Jokes 13 Jan 2014


INDIA is a place where..
Anyone driving faster than you is.. "Saala yeh Pakka marega"
Anyone driving slower than you is "Saala Pagal, Gaadi Chalani nai aati ise" !! And
Anyone Driving Parallel to you is "Apne Baap se Race Lagayega Tu.."

Good Jokes For Indian: Just For A Good Laugh

One of our politicians visited another American politician's house.
The house was amazing so the Indian politician asked- "itnaa accha ghar kaise?"
American politician : "wo samne bridge dikh rha hai?"
Indian politician : "Haan"
American politician : "10% usme se" :
Then...
American politician visited the indian politician's house--- which was even better.
American : "itna badaa aur awesome ghar! Kaise?"
Indian : "wo samne bridge dikh raha hai?"
American : "Nahi"
Indian : "hahaha.."