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Boy Girl Funny Whatsapp Chat Jokes 17 February 2015

She: I love you.
Me: Me too.
She: Say the complete sentence.
Me: I love me too.
She: ...
Me: Hello?
*Blocked On Whatsapp*

Funny Student Story Jokes 15 February 2015

Few centuries ago, a Law teacher came across a student who was willing to learn but was unable to pay the fee.
The student struck a deal saying ' I would pay your fee the day i win my first case in the court'.
Teacher agreed and proceeded with the law course.
When the course was finished and teacher started pestering the student to pay up the fee, student reminded the deal and pushed days.
Fed up with this, the teacher decided to sue the student in the court of law and both of them decided to argue for themselves.
The teacher put forward his argument saying : " If i win this case, as per the court of law, student has to pay me.
And if i lose the case, student will still pay me because he would have won his first case.
So either way i will have to get the money ".
Equally brilliant student argued back saying : "If i win the case, as per the court of law,i don't have to pay anything to the teacher. And if i lose the case, i don't have to pay him because i haven't won my first case yet. So either way, i am not going to pay the teacher anything"

Boy Girl Funny Whatsapp Chat Jokes Messages 30 Jan 2015

Girl : Cigarette peena chodddo
Boy : Chodd diya
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Girl : Beer peena bi chodd do
Boy : Chodd diya
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Girl : Good Aaj se roz subah shaam
Mandir jana shuru karo
Boy : Theek hai Aaj se roz Mandir jana
shuru
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Girl : Haayee Jaanu So Sweet, Mujse
shaadi karoge?
Boy : Nahin.
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Girl : Kyun??
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Boy : Itna sudhar gaya hu, Ab tumse
achi koi mil jayegi
hahahha boys thoko Like!

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Funny Jokes On Dumbest Kid

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.

“Hey, son! May I ask you a question?

Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”

The boy licked his cone and replied,

“Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”

Funny Indian Jokes: God Gift To India

God was in the process of creating the universe. And he was explaining his subordinates...

"Look everything should be in balance. For example, after every 10 deers there should be a lion. Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of the United States I have blessed them with prosperity and money. But at the same time I have given them insecurity and tension...

And here is Africa. I have given them beautiful nature. But at the same time, I have given them climatic extremes...

And here is South America. I have given them lots of forests. But at the same time, I have given them lesser land so that they would have to cut off the forests... So you see fellows, everything should be in balance.

One of the angels asked... "God, what is this extremely beautiful country here?" God said....... "Ahah...that is the crown piece of all. "INDIA", my most precious creation. It has understanding and friendly people. Sparkling streams, serene mountains. A culture which speaks of the great tradition that they live. Technologically brilliant and with a heart of gold...

The angel was quite surprised "But god you said everything should be in balance."
God replied - "Look at the neighbours, I gave them."

Indian Funny Whatsapp Messages Jokes 13 Jan 2014

INDIA is a place where..
Anyone driving faster than you is.. "Saala yeh Pakka marega"
Anyone driving slower than you is "Saala Pagal, Gaadi Chalani nai aati ise" !! And
Anyone Driving Parallel to you is "Apne Baap se Race Lagayega Tu.."

Good Jokes For Indian: Just For A Good Laugh

One of our politicians visited another American politician's house.
The house was amazing so the Indian politician asked- "itnaa accha ghar kaise?"
American politician : "wo samne bridge dikh rha hai?"
Indian politician : "Haan"
American politician : "10% usme se" :
Then...
American politician visited the indian politician's house--- which was even better.
American : "itna badaa aur awesome ghar! Kaise?"
Indian : "wo samne bridge dikh raha hai?"
American : "Nahi"
Indian : "hahaha.."

Adult Hindi Jokes: May I Buy Your Drinks

A guy met this girl in a bar and asked, "May I buy you a drink?". Looking back unimpressed at the man she replies, "Okay, but it won't do you any good." A little later, he asks, "May I buy you another drink?"

"Okay, but it still won't do you any good." He invites her up to his apartment and she replies, "Okay, but it won't do you any good." They get to his apartment and he says, "You are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. I want you for my wife." She says, "Oh, that's different. Send her in."

English Superb Dirty Jokes: acute angina

An old man in the nursing home got a bottle of wine for his birthday. He talked the old lady in the next room into sharing it with him.

After they were both totally bombed, he started groping the old lady and pulling at her clothes. He managed to get her blouse and bra off before she stopped him.

She said, "I can't do this, I have acute angina".

The old guy says "God, I hope so, you've got the ugliest tits I've ever seen."

Naughty Adult Whatsapp Message In Hindi Jokes

..Oye! marega kya???


1 ladki raste se jaa rahi thi,side
se achanak bike nikli..!
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. Ladki: Abey! Oye maarega kya ?
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. .me : mood to nahi hai, par degi to
maar loonga...."

Whatsapp Jokes On Ladka Ladki On Fire

1 ladka ladki ko prpose krta h
ladka-i lv u
ladki-par me to kisi or se pyar karti hu
kafi der tk ladka ladki ko dekhta h or fir bolta h-
"teri maa nu dasuga":

Funny Whatsapp Jokes Message About Women For Girlfriend

Jokes about women - Fortune-teller
A lady comes to fortune-teller, who can read palms.
- Will anyone marry me?
- No.
- But you haven't even looked at my palm.
- I see it from your face...

Whatsapp Adult New Jokes: Singham Returns

Adult Hindi Jokes
Joke of d day:
Singham returns trailer begins with, "Bharat mein sabse jyada kaala dhan hai"

Followed by, Reliance entertainment presents.

Latest Hindi Whatsapp Jokes Message 16 Sep 2014

Panditji sex ke baad
condom dho ker rekhne lage
to pandtain boli
Is ka kya karoge?
Abhi15din naya nahi pahnenge
"SHRAADH" chal rahe h

He : Aaj der raat tak pyar karenge ji
She : TV on karo chupchap  Durdarshan ke samay chutdarshan Ki baat mat karo


Do Ladkiya Fighting Kar rahi Tabi Ek faadu Gaali
Ka Invention huva
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Saali , Agar Lund Aeroplane Hote To Teri Choot
Airport Hoti

New Non Veg Taking Jokes In Hindi 15 Sep 2014

NonVeg Jokes
Sale ajkl k ladke gf ka name bina kisi dar k "Janu"  save kar lete hai, Hamare time to girls dosto ka nam bhi "Joga Mistri" rakhna padta tha

NonVeg Jokes
Papa tussi "PAPA" kidda bane?

Santa:
bus puttar
"PA" "PA" ke

NonVeg Jokes
Boyfriend : Ghar pe akeli ho? 

Girlfriend : Haan bhej rahi hu boobs ki photo maa ke lode 

NonVeg Jokes
कितना अधूरा लगता है..

जब बादल हो और बारीश ना हो,
जब जिंदगी हो और प्यार ना हो,
आंखें हो पर ख्वाब ना हो,
जब खड़ा हो और जुगाड़ ना हो...

क्या आपको समागम करने में तकलीफ होती है?
ढीला हो जाता है?
जल्दी स्खलन हो जाता है?
जानिए आपकी समस्याओ का हल रात 11Pm को

WhatsApp Funny Jokes: Sardar On Fire

Ek sarder ne air-hostess se kaha, “Aapki shakal meri biwi
se bahut milti hai”.
Air-hostess ne ye sunte hi zordaar thappad uske muh pe mara…
Sardar foran bola : “Aadat bhi bahut milti hai”
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Sardar climbed a tree. Monkey asked: "Too uper kyon aaya?"
Sardar: "Apple Khane"
Monkey: "Yeh to mango tree"
Sardar: "Idiot, apple saath laaya hoon"
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Sardar ke radio me kuch problem ho gayi to aur kharab ho gaya
Usne radio khol kar dekha to ek mara hua chuha mila
Ye dekh kar sardar gussa ho gaya aur bola : Ye chalega kaise?
Sala singer hi mara pada hai
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Sardar Roz Subha 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti hain
man- are waha Vo kaise?
sardar- Maine Girls collage Bus ka Drive Hu na.

Non Veg Hindi Jokes Message 12 Sep 2014

Boy : may I kiss u....??
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Girl : No
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Boy again : May I kiss u.......??
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Girl : No..
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Boy desperately asks :
PLEASEEEEE,MAY I KISS U.....??
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Girl : Kutte, kaminey ...
Teacher thodi naa hoon jo
permission maang raha hai
ZABARDASTI nahin Kar sakta
kya....??
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Pappu - Tum to meri Chand ho......!
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Pappu ki gf- Aur tum ho mere
Neil Armstrong....!
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Pappu - Wo Kyo?
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Gf ( sharmate huye ) boli -
Chand pe Chadhne wala Pehla
Aadmi
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Height Of Bravery For Girls
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Moving Out Of
House Without
Make- Up
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Laila Ne Majnu Ko Ek Ped Ke Pichhe Dekha
Aur Boli.
Laila: “Tum Majnu Ho Na?”
Majnu Bola: “Haan”
Phir Kuch Deir Baad Use Jhadiyo Ke Piche
Dekha To Boli.
Laila: “Tum Majnu Ho Na?”
Majnu Bola: “Haan, Main Majnu Hoon”
Phir Kuch Deir Baad Use Diwaar Ke Pichhe
Dekha Aur Kaha.
Laila: “Tum Majnu Ho Na?”
Majnu Bola: “Haan-Haan, Kamini Main
Majnu Hi Hoon, Tu Mujhe Tatti Karne Degi
Ya Nahi“

Adult English Jokes: Whatsapp Message Sent 11 Sep 2014

A man and a woman were dating. She being of a religious nature had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted from her so bad. In fact, he had never even seen her naked. One day, as they drove down the freeway, she remarked about his slow driving habits. "I can't stand it anymore," she told him. "Let's play a game. For every 5 miles per hour over the speed limit you drive, I'll remove one piece of clothing. He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car. He reached the 55 MPH mark, so she took off her blouse. At 60 off came the pants. At 65 it was her bra and at 70 her panties. Now seeing her naked for the first time and travelling faster than he ever had before, he became very excited and lost control of the car. He veered off the road, went over an embankment and hit a tree. His girlfriend was not hurt but he was trapped. She tried to pull him free but alas he was stuck. "Go to the road and get help," he said. "I don't have anything to cover myself with!" she replied. The man felt around, but could only reach one of his shoes. "You'll have to put this between your legs to cover it up," he told her. So she did as he said and went up to the road for help. Along came a truck driver. Seeing a naked, crying woman along the road, he pulled over to hear her story. "My boyfriend! My boyfriend!" she sobs, "He's stuck and I can't pull him out!" The truck driver looking down at the shoe between her legs replies, "Ma'am, if he's in that far, I'm afraid he's a goner!"

Whatsapp Funny Message: How To Become A Doctor In 30 Days

At indian railway station
an american doctor got heart attack
after reading a book's name.....
How to become a doctor in 30 days?
MRP Rs. 20!!!!