WhatsApp Jokes Message Collection: Funny Picture

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WhatsApp Funny Hindi Jokes And Picture Messages

A newly married man was standing in front of a mirror naked and was admiring his physique.
'2 inches more & I will be a king.'
Suddenly the wife comes in and says,'2 inches less and you will be a queen!'
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Cool Whatsapp Messages Idea - Whatsapp Funny Messages

Angelina: Go and water the plants.
Daniel: it's already raining.
Angelina: So what? Take an umbrella and go !!

Mother : Why arent you doing very well in History?
Son: Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born.

Whatsapp English Funny Jokes Messages 29 June 2015

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Two gay guys take a walk through a zoo.
They come across the gorilla and notice that the male gorilla has a massive erection. The gay men are fascinated by this.
One of the men just can't bear it any longer and he reaches into the cage to touch it.
The gorilla grabs him, drags him into the cage and mates with him for six hours, non-stop, while the zoo attendants helplessly stand by.... When he's done, the gorilla throws the man out of the cage.
An ambulance is called and the man is taken away to the hospital.A few days later, his friend visits him in the hospital and asks, "Are you hurt?"
"AM I HURT?" he shouts, "Wouldn't you be? He hasn't called.... He hasn't texted...."