X-Rated Non Veg Jokes In Hindi For 18+ Only

18+ Adult Funny Hindi Non Veg Jokes
A beggar won lotry & he built a temple.
Another begr askd "y did u bld tmpl?"
Den he rpld
"I ll beg alone in frnt of my own tmpl"
'-professionalism

18+ Adult Funny Hindi Non Veg Jokes
 1 Hand on Pen,
Other Hand on Phone..
1 Ear on Lecture,
Other Ear on Friends Talk..
1 Eye on Board,
Other Eye on Figure..
So college life will not easy...

18+ Adult Funny Hindi Non Veg Jokes
 Mother mosquito : How was you first day son?
Kid mosquito : It was great, everyone clapped hands for me.
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 Awesome~Letter to the Busìness Head of a Company by a employee.
Dear Chodu,
Pehle Yeh bata kaun madarchod target set karta hain?
Maa ke laudey, juniors ki maiya chud jaati hain. Upar se behenchod review to aise karte ho jaise apni maa ke balatkaar ka badla le rahe ho...!
Aisa target banaya hain jaise tumhare yahan toh bhosdiwale sab performer hi janme hain!
Tera baap bhi is target ko poora nahin kar payega. Tu khud 10yr se poora nahi kar paya hai, chut-maari ke. Tu kabhi baahar mil bhadwe...teri gaand mey band chatrri daal k nahi kholi na..mera naam badal dena! Tere maa ki chut.
Yours faithfuly,
(Tere jaisa lund thodi hoon jo apna naam likunga)

18+ Adult Funny Hindi Non Veg Jokes
 18+
Some great sexy sayings-??
"U cannot taste me, until u
undress me?"
-Banana.??
"U cannot eat me unless u lick
me"??
- Ice cream.
"U can not play with me unless u
blow me"??
- Balloon.
"U can not enjoy me unless u
suck me"
- Lollypop.????
"U make me wet & put me in
your mouth everyday"??
- Toothbrush.??
And the most killer one??
"U can not enjoy me unless u
spread me"
Butter
.. Aisi Koi Chiz Batao Jisko Bajane Se Andar Se Bacche Nikalte Hai..?
Socho ..... Nhi Malum???
"School Ki Ghanti"
Soch Badalo Desh Badlega.

18+ Adult Funny Hindi Non Veg Jokes
Jab ladki sare kapde nikal deti hai to kya hota hai ???
..
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Almari khali ho jati hai..
Soch badlo, Desh badlega!