Super Funny English Jokes: New Adult Whatsapp

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A Jokes Message In English 

Jokes On Fire Engine

A fire engine came racing around the corner and
disappeared up the road, bells clanging wildly. As it passed
The Flying Horse, a drunk staggered out and started chasing
it, but after a minute or so he collapsed on the ground
breathing heavily.
“Bugger it,” he gasped. “You can keep your bloody ice
creams.”

Funny Whatsapp Jokes Message

Message on English Dirty Jokes

Goldie was sitting on a beach in Florida, attempting to strike up a conversation with the attractive
gentleman reading on the blanket beside hers.
“Hello, sir,” she said. “Do you like movies?”
“Yes, I do,” he responded, then returned to his book.
Goldie persisted. “Do you like gardening?”
The man again looked up from his book. “Yes, I do,” he said politely before returning to his
reading.
Undaunted, Goldie asked. “Do you like pussycats?”
With that, the man dropped his book and pounced on Goldie, ravaging her as she’d never been
ravaged before.
As the cloud of sand began to settle, Goldie dragged herself to a sitting position and panted, “How
did you know that was what I wanted?”
The man thought for a moment and replied, “How did you know my name was Katz?”