Whatsapp Hindi Jokes 4 Young Generation Only


Here are some Hindi jokes 4 only young generation. complete funny and creative jokes collection. share jokes on whats app friend. every day this site update new jokes in Hindi and English.

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Sharab Ek Bimari hai jo pure samaj ko khatam kar deti hai.
To aao milkar is bimari ko khatam karen. Ek bottle tum khatam karo ek bottle hum khatam karen.

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Pati -: Jee karta hai tumhri zulfon mein kho jau, jheel se aankhon mein bas jaaou, tumhari baho mein jhul jau…
Patni -: “Raj Kumar” hi rahoge, Ya, Kabhi “Emraan Hashmi” bhi Banoge?

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Peter -: Boss! Aaap ko kaun si 3 cheeze sabse jahyahda pasand hai?
Ajeet -: Ek Mona,
Doosra Sona,
aur Tisra,
Mona ke saath Sona.

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Teacher : passion ye batao tense kitne tarah ke hote hai?
passion: Teen maidam.
Teacher : Teeno ke ek-ek example batao.
passion : Madam, meine kal aapki beti ko dekha tha. Aaj mein ussey pyar karta hu aur kal mein ussey bhaga kar le jaunga.

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Pati aur patni ghumne gaye. Raaste me ek gadhe ko ghaas khatey dekh patni ne pati se kaha – Oo G tumhara rishtedaar ghaas
kha raha hai, namaste karo.
Pati – Namaste Sasur Ji

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