The problem was who should get custody of the child?
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Wife jumped up and said: "Your Honor! I brought the child into this world with pain and labor. She should be in my custody."
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The judge turns to Husband and says "What do you have to say in your defense?"
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The husband sat for a while contemplating then slowly rose. "Your Honor. If I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out. Whose Pepsi is it? the machine's or mine?"
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Yeh sunkar...Wife replied : "Judge sahab... bartan mera.... dudh bhi mera.... aur usme dahi jamane ke liye 2 buund daalne se dahi bana toh fir wo dahi kiska..? mera ya do buund dalane vale ka"
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Husband replied : "Typewriter mein kagaz maine dala, typing keys daba-daba kar mehnat maine ki, fir chithi kiski? typewriter ki ya meri?"
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Frustrated Judge: "Abe madarchod, Agar tu chithi haath se hi likh leta to yahan par aakar custody lene-dene ki noubat hi nahi aati."
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