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Get Dirty with some hindi superb dirty and sexy whatsapp jokes message. here last night i found on my whatsapp sexy group. i share you some of  this.

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Hindi Adult Jokes Form Whatsapp Message

पति-पत्नी में झगड़ा हुआ और बात तलाक तक पहुंच गई। लेकिन पहले फैसला बच्चे के बारे में होना था कि वह किसके पास रहेगा।
न्यायाधीश ने पहले पत्नी से पूछा कि वह कोई एक वजह बताये जिस कारण बच्चा उसे दिया जाना उचित हो ।
पत्नी ने कहा - ''मैने उसे नौ महीने गर्भ में रखा है और बड़े कष्ट झेलकर उसे जन्म दिया है। यह बच्चा मेरे शरीर का हिस्सा है। उस पर सिर्फ और सिर्फ मेरा ही अधिकार है।''
न्यायाधीश हांलाकि उसकी बात से प्रभावित हुये लेकिन नियम के अनुसार पति से भी वही प्रश्न किया।
पति ने जवाब दिया - ''देखिये, यदि मैं कोला (शीतल पेय) की मशीन में एक सिक्का डालता हूं और एक गिलास कोला निकल कर बाहर आता है तो आप ही बताइये उस कोला पर मेरा अधिकार होगा या मशीन का ?''
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3 FEELINGS
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant
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A funny proposal message...
A boy and a girl playing hide and seek......

Boy hides somewhere and girl started searching him.....

Boy called girl on cell :- If u find me dat means u love me and i love u too....... And if u cant den i am der behind dat car.. cum.. and lets ve fun........
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 Nipple Nipple dont be far,
can I press u in my car.
Up above the chest so high,
always milky never dry.
Let me suck you, dont feel shy.

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RAVI WENT TO A CHEMIST SHOP AND ASKED FOR A CONDOM OF HIS SIZE . THE SHOP OWNER WAS ASTONISHED TO SEE HIM ASK A CONDOM OF HIS SIZE.SO THE OWNER TOLD THE MAN TO PLACE A ORDER AND COME BACK AFTER ONE WEEK . RAVI PLACES THE ORDER AND GOES HOME.
AFTER ONE WEEK HE COMES BACK TO THE SHOP TAKES THE CONDOM AND GOES TO HIS HOME . THE SHOP OWNER FEELS SOMETHING FISHY ABOUT THIS SO HE CALLS THE POLICE AND TELLS THEM ABOUT THE CONDOM ISSUE.THE POLICE TAUGHT THAT HE MUST BE SMUGLLING . THE POLICE GOES TO HIS PLACE , RAVI LIVED ON THE THIRD FLOOR .
WHEN THE POLICE BROKE OPENED THE DOOR THEY SAW THAT RAVI WAS WEARING THAT BIG CONDOM. SO THE POICE SAYS
POLICE : "HANDS UP , SALA SUAR KA BACCHA SMUGLLING KAREGA ITNA BADA CONDOM PEHAN KE APNE BAAP KE SHAADI MAIN JAA RAAHA HAI KYA ? "
AT THIS RAVI REPLIED
RAVI : " NAHI SAAHAB , AAJ GROUND FLOOR MAIN FANCY DRESS COMPETITION HAI AUR MAIN USME LUND BAN RAHA HOON".
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 A British Diplomat visits India. The Indian Prime minister is showing him around.
They pass the Parliament House and find a man pissing on the wall.
The British Official asks in Hindi: "daekhoo saalaa muut rahaa hai!
tumharaa police nahin pakarta? kaisaa daesh hai Bharat?" (Look, the bugger
is pissing. Doesn't the police catch hold ? What a country!)
Undaunted, the Pradhanmantri replies: "Nahin. Ham Hindustani log apnaa
khud pakartaa." (No, We Indians hold it ourselves.)