Whatsapp Superb Adult Funny Jokes Status On February 02, 2014

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One day a young country boy approaches his father about sex. He asks his father, "Father, what does a woman's body look like?" The father responds, "A sculpture from God, my boy." The boy continues, "And a woman's breasts, father?" "The most perfectly round melons on the planet!". The boy then asks, "What about a woman's vagina?" The father replies, "The most beautiful thing in the world, son. A flower from God himself to man and when a woman lets you have it there is no sight more beautiful than a woman's vagina." The boy is amazed and then says, "And what does it look like after sex?" The father pauses a moment and responds, "Have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"

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What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
They can both smell it but can't eat it.

How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing and gargling.

How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use a lubricant.

What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild?
Money.

What do blondes and the Bermuda triangle have in common?
They've both swallowed a lot of semen.

How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
It's not hard.

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
She is the one who can eat the last donut!

What's the difference between oral and anal?
Oral makes your day, anal makes your hole weak.

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A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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My colleague said to me, "I bet you can't see your dick when you look down in the shower."
"No, just your daughter's head," I replied.
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Guy: Wanna suck my dick?
Girl: No.
Guy: Probably for the best. I mean, it has a label-Warning! Choking Hazard!
Girl: Isn't that the warning put on tiny objects?
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Boy: Wanna here a joke about my Dick? Nevermind, its to long.
Girl: Wanna here a joke about my pussy? Nevermind, you'll never get it.
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boy: spell "me"
girl: M-E
boy: but you forgot the D
girl: there's no D in me
boy: not yet ;)
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Two boys go into a forest and walk around. Suddenly they see a naked women, then one of the boys run away. The other chases after him. The boy asked "Why did u run away?" The other said "My mom told me if i saw a naked women i'd turn to stone, i already felt something getting getting hard."
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My girlfriend said if this gets 100 votes we'll try anal.
So please don't vote, her strap on is huge and it really scares me.