Hindi Whatsapp Non Veg Jokes Status Message For Making Fun

• Some very funny jokes for whatsapp.

Once Rajnikant Send A Non-Veg Joke To An Innocent And Religious Girl.

Today, That Girl Is Known As

“Sunny Leone“

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Chodumal Khan Saahab Bade Khushe The Aaj, Dosto Ke Puchne Pe Apni Khushi Shayari Mein Byaan Ki
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Aaj Uska Dil Phir Dukha Diya Hamne,
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Apne Pyar Ka Karz Chuka Diya Hamne,
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De Kar Laalach Use Ice Cream Ka,
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Andhere Mein Apna Choosa Diya Hamne.

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 Ek Lady Dentist Ke Paas Gayi Chack Karane.

Dentist Check Karke Bola: “Kya Aap Oral B Karti Ho?”

Lady: “Ji Doctor Saab, Oral Bhi Karna Padta Hai, Uske Bina To Mere Husband Ka Khada Hi Nahi Hota.”

Ab Aap Batao Dirty Dentist Tha Ya Aurat?

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 After People’s not big responce 2 Pornstar
Sunny Leonne’s “JISM2”
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I am thinking dat Aamir khan said were right in
3 IDIOT
“Jo jis kaam mein Perfect ho , usse wohi krna
chahiye

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Teacher Ask a Question To The Whole Class.

“Students, Give 3 Advantage Of Banana.”

Boys:
1. Rich Calcium.
2. Reduces Cholesterol.
3. No Risk Of Cancer.

Girls:
1. No Risk Of Pregnancy.
2. No HIV.
3No Need Of Partner.

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Santa Khana Khaate-Khaate Apni Biwi (Preeto) Pe Chillata Hai.

Santa: “Arey, Ye Sabzi Mein Baal Ka Guchha Kya Kar Raha Hai?”

Preeto: “Arrey, Wo Mere Neeche Ke Baal Hain.”

Santa: “Hadd Hai, Ye Sabzi Mein Kyu Daalein Hain?”

Preeto: “Aap Hi To Roz Kehte Ho Ki Khane Mein Jhaant Bhar Ka Bhi Swaad Nahi Aata, To Isliye Aaj Maine Daal Diye.“