Whatsapp Adult Jokes Status Collection On February 2014

Ghalib -
Humein Apno Ne Luta, Gairon Mein Kahan Dum Tha, Hamari Kashti Waha Dubi, Jahan Paani Kam Tha..
Ghalib Ki Biwi :-
Tum To The Hi Chutiye, Tumhari Gaand Mein Kahan Dum Tha,
Wahan KyaMaaChudane Gaye The, Jahan Paani Kam Tha..!!
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Santa kuwari saali se: Teri didi busy hai tu baby ko dudh pila de
Sali: Mere me dudh nahi aata
Santa: Kamaal hai, display bhari aur stock khaali?
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Dukhi Girlfirend ne apne Bewafa Boyfriend ke liye ek shaayri likhi:
Phulon ka Raja,
Bahaaron ka Shehzada,
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SEAL tod kar chala gaya Bhosdi ka Haramzada
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Santa: Baby ko kya pilati ho?
Biwi: Doodh & Orange juice
Santa: Oye! Tune kabhi bataya nahi, orange juice kis side se aata hai??
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Hindi Teacher: Gaali kya hai?
Student: Krodh ke samay mukh se nikle ashudh shabdon ka samuh Jinke uchcharan ke paschat vyakti ke Hriday ko shanti ka anubhav hota hai.
Teacher: Kya maa chod raha hai...!
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Santa & wife went for counseling.
Wife had issues of neglecting & loneliness.
Doctor got up, undressed her, squeezed, caressed, kissed and fucked her for 30 minutes.
Doc: This is what she needs, thrice a week. Can u do it?
Santa: I can drop her on Mon & Wed but on Friday I have tablaa class.