Eakdom Faadu Hindi Adult Jokes

Faadu Joke
Faadu Joke... ( Just For Fun )
Fighter pilot santa kamyabi k baad apna jahaaz land karne pe bohut khush hua..
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Niche utarne pe ground staff ne usey hatho hath liya..
aur uski wardi utarne me help karne lage..
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Santa (fakr se):" Aaj maine Pakistan ke 4 jahaaz, 2 helicopter or 1 tank ko mara hai..
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Ground Staff:" Wo sab to theek hai lekin sir ji apne 1
galti kar di..
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Santa:" Kaun si galti.. ??
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Ground Staff:" Bas aap isi khushi me Pakistan me hi land kar gaye hain.

Whatsapp New Jokes Messages On Santa

Santa chemist ke pass gaya
aur bola:
bhai kuchh help chahiye
tumhari..
Chemist: haan bolo?
aur santa ne apni davai ki
bottle me se ek chamach
chemist ko pilake pucha:g
meetha hai kya?
Chemist: nahi to, kyu kya hai
ye..
Santa: bas yahig puchna tha..
Doctor ne kaha tha ki chemist
ke paas jakar URINE Test
karwa kar pata karo ki URINE
me sugar hai ke nahi..

Epic Adult Hindi Jokes WhatsApp Messages 18 Feb 2016

New item added for happy valentines day celebration. Get awesome Hindi jokes from direct whatsapp jokes group.
Valentine day मनाओ हर रोज..मगर अपना तरीका
बदलकर. . .
* किसी रोते हुये बच्चे को choclate दे कर तो
देखो
* किसी अनाथ बच्चे को teady दे कर तो देखो
* सारे दिन काम करती माँ के हाथो को चूम कर
तो देखो
* जिसको पैदा होते ही फेँक दिया उस
मासूम सी बच्ची को
Hug कर तो देखो. .
* उस बच्चे को rose दे कर देखो जो तुम्हारे जागने
से
पहले तुम्हारे घर मेँ अखबार रखकर चला जाता है.
..अरे उसे purpose कर देखो , जिनको कभी प्यार ना मिला
हो।
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यह सब करने का promise करो तो हर दिन
Valentine day
सिर्फ प्रेमी या प्रेमिका का ही Valentine
day
नहीँ होता...
Being Hero and Being Human
By Heart

Angry Banta Non Veg Hindi Jokes: Whatsapp Messages

#Whatsapp #Messages #Non #Veg #Banta
Banta road se gujar raha tha,
Achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya, Or phir jor se chillaya….
Kamineee…
Potty bhi aise karte hain jaise "Samosa" pada ho….
Angry

New Superb Funny Hindi Non Veg Jokes Found On Whatsapp Messages

Read only latest most funny Hindi non veg jokes, and messages it to your whatsapp friend.

Dildo Jokes.
He: Happy Birthday baby heart emoticon
She: Thankyou smile emoticon
He: So gift kya chahiye?
She: Dildo.
He: Dildo kyu? Mei hu na wink emoticon
She: Apna 'dil do' aisa bola

Very Funny Hindi Whatsapp Messages For Friend

Sent this most funny messages idea for whatsapp friend.

The pain of missing friends
is realized when
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U r standing some where nd see
a
group of friends having fun.......
U smile nd say to urself-
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'HUM TO ISSE BHI JYADA
KAMINEY THE'.
dedicate to ol my frds

A Superb Naughty Whatsapp Text Messages Idea For Your Friend

Read the most naughty and funny whatsapp text messages idea for only your friend.

1 Ladka Pepsi Samne Rakh Ke Udas Baita
Tha .
Dost aaya Pepsi Pee liya aur pucha Yaar
tu Udaas Q Hai......??
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Dost bola Yaar Aaj ka Din hi Bura hai.
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Subah GF Se Jhagda Ho gaya
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Raste Me Car Kharab Ho gayi. 0ffice Late Pahuncha To Boss ne Naukri
Se Nikal Diya. .
Ab Suicide K Liye Pepsi Me ZAHER Milaya
Wo Bhi tu Pee Gya...

Boy, Girl Funny Whatsapp Chat Messages Jokes 18 Jan 2015

Girl saw her boyfriend with another girl holding
hands...
Girl messages him !
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Girl : Where r u?
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Boy : I m at home !
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Girl : Oh Ok well I saw your twin, same like you with someone else.
Hahaha! And he is behind me.
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Boy looked at her and felt ashamed then
he message her!
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Boy : Its me, I'm so sorry, I swear I would
never do that again! Your trust made me feel proud to have you in my life. I'll be
yours only!
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Girl : That's ok but I am stupid to love you
again but not an idiot enough to trust you
again!
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Boy : Well I will try my best to win your trust again.
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Boy left the other girl.
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A relationship all depends on trust,
if
someone trusts you blindly never ever
prove them blind. ...

Funny Jokes Whatsapp Text Messages For Your Girlfriend

A couple were in their bedroom and the girl says to her boyfriend,
'I wish I had bigger tits'.
The boyfriend says 'well what I recommend is to get some toilet tissue and rub it between your tits for 2 months'. 'How will that help to make my tits bigger?' asks the girlfriend.
'Well it worked for your ass' says the boyfriend.

Best Student Teacher Jokes Ever: Whatsapp Latest Jokes Messages

TEACHER: Why didn't you study?
STUDENT: A year has 365 days for you to study.
After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313
days left. There are 50 days in the summer that
is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days
left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that
counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141
days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day,
15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days.
We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are
used in this way in the year, and we are left with
96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a
day speaking to friends and family, that takes
away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days.
Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your
year; hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking
off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are
only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a
minimum of 3 days; you're left with 3 days in the
year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2
days...You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is
your birthday. That's why I did not study.
Teacher: Class dismissed.

Funny Hindi Jokes Whatsapp Messages: What Asked My Girl Today!

Once a Girl asked a Boy,
"Why we have units to measure
Weight,
Height,
Length,
Money,etc.
But nothing to measure
Love,
Trust,
Friendship.
Why?
Why?
Why?
The Boy thought for a while,
took her in his arms,
looking in her deep eyes and said
"Dekh lavdi
already mujhe 3 subject me K.T. hai,
ghar pe gaand lagi padi hai
ab Tu aur dimaag ka bhosda mat kar..
aur itna he maapne ka man kar raha hai toh lavda maap mera.

Hindi Long Story Jokes: Ek Minister Ki Adult Biwi

Read the most funny Hindi non veg jokes, adult hindi jokes, whatsapp messages for friend and fadu jokes.

Ek Minister Ki Biwi Bahut Hi Sunder Aur Sexy Thi.
Ek Din Minister Ka Najane Kya Mood Bana,
Usne Patni Ko Bulaya Aur Puchha.

Minister:- “Sach Sach Batao Tumne
Hamare Sath Kitni Baar Bewafayi Ki Hai?”

Patni Kuch Soch Ke Boli: “Ji Sirf 3 Baar, Woh b Aapki Khaatir "

Minister hairan hua, par Man Hi Man Mein Khush b Hua
... Ki Chalo Itni Sexy Hone Ke Baad Bhi Sirf 3 Baar Hi Bewafayi Ki,

Fir Bhi Usne Pucha
Minister: “Kab Kab”

Patni: “Ek Bar Jab Aapke Dil Ka
Operation Hua Tha To Main Shehar Ke
Sabse Bade Dr. Ko Manane Gayi Thhi”

Minister: “Hmm”

Patni: “Agli Bar Jab Aap Jail Mein Band The,
Aur Rihayi Ke Koi Chances Na The
To Judge Ke Pass Gayi thi”

Minister: “Aur Teesri Bar ?”

Patni Sharmate Hue: “Jab Aapko Sarkar
Banani Thi Aur Aapke Pas 76 MLAs Kam they

Boy Girl Funny Whatsapp Chat Messages In Hindi 03 Dec 2015

Read the latest funny chat jokes on boys and girls whatsapp chatting.

Girl : Tum Haste nahi ho kya ?
Boy : Kyu ?
Girl : Tumhare Haste huye Pic nahi Dekhe ?
Boy : Tum Nahati Nahi Kya ?

Single Once Again Funny Hindi Jokes Whatsapp Messages

Give me some SunShine..!!!

Give me some Rain..!!

Give me another Girlfriend..!!

I am Single once again..!!

Funny Whatsapp Jokes Messages On Law Of Love

1st Law Of Love:
A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love With Her And A Girl In Love With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With Him, Until Or Unless Any External Agent(Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into Play And Break The Legs Of The Boy.

2nd Law Of Love:
The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy And The Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of The Bank Balance.

3rd Law Of Love:
The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And Opposite To The Force Applied By The Girl While Slapping.

Non Veg Hindi Jokes Whatsapp Messages 25 Dec 2014

Mother = Do u know the meaning of Mangalsutra?
Daughter = Yes, it is the license to enjoy Kamasutra.
Necklace
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Girl = Main jab bhi apne pados wale ladke ko dekhti hoon, meri bra tight ho jati hai.
Maa Boli = "Kal se bra hi mat pehan, uski pant tight ho jayegi!!"
Girl Boy
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Girl = Ab bas bhi kro raat ke 12 baje se kar rahe ho or subh k 5:30 baj chuke hai,
thake nahin..?
Boy = Abhi to kuch bhi nahin kiya ab to din raat karunga.
Kyunki mere 3000 msg jo free hai….
Chat
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Nasbandi ki team ko dubara apne village me dekh kar ek budha bola,
“ In logo ne connection to pahle hi kat diya tha, ab kya handset bhi le jayege"..
Connection

Little Jokes On Whatsapp In Hindi 21 Dec 2014

Aaj subah NEWSPAPER me
padha ki,
whatsapp me sabse jyada
time waste hota hai..
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TO AAJ SE
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"NEWSPAPER" BAND saala
personal baat par ungli uthata hai....

Bachpan Aur Aaj Superb Funny Whatsapp Messages 20 Dec 2014

Bachpan mein hum waha sona pasand karte the
jahan se chand tare nazar aate the
AUR aaj waha jahan

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charger ki pin lag sake.
Sahi hai ki nahi ???

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Killer Whatsapp Non Veg Jokes Messages 19 Dec 2014

Boy- Tumhari car kaisi chal rahi hai?
Girl - Theek chal rahi hai.
Boy- aaj sham ko dogi kya?
Girl- Haan le lena but ye to batao car ke bare mei kyu pooch rahe they???
:) :):):):):):):)
Husband- मौसम कितना सुहाना है. तुम्हें कुछ महसूस हो रहा है?
Wife- हो रहा है.
Husband- क्या?
Wife- आज फिर देनी पड़ेगी

Santa On Heaven Non Veg Whatsapp Hindi Jokes 08 Dec 2014

Santa died and went to heaven.
When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to advances in education on earth.

In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:

1. Name two days a week that begin with `T', and
2. How many seconds are there in a year?

Santa thought for a few minutes and
answered…

1 The two days that begin with `T' are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are twelve seconds in a year.

Saint Peter said,`OK, I'll buy Today and Tomorrow,
even though it's not the answer I expected, so your answer is correct.
But how did you get only 12 seconds in a year?'

Santa replied , `Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,etc…

Saint Peter let him in without another word.