Punjabi Ladka Funny Jokes In Hindi - College Humor

Ek ladka or uska baap dono achchee dost they.
Ek din ladka padne ke liye bombay gaya baap ne kaha ki sara hisab beja karna.

ladke ke first month ka hisab
college education 2000
hostel 3000
food 1500
fucking 4000

Baap ne kaha ki gadhey teri maan bhi padti hai to fucking mat likha ker likha kar hunting ok

next month

college education 2000
hostel 3000
food 1500
hunting 5000

baap ne kaha abe gadhey huting kam kiya kar aur choti ducks mara kar badi badi nahin

next month

college education 2000
hostel 3000
food 1500
hunting 2000

baap ne kaha aur choti maar

next month

college education 2000
hostel 3000
food 1500
hunting 1000

baap ne kaha ki aur choti

college education 2000
hostel 3000
food 1500
hunting 500

baap ne kaha aur choti to 3 months tak jawab nahin aaaya to baap ne kaha maderchod jawab de hisaab de

college education 2000
hostel 3000
food 1500
hunting 200
gun repairing 50000...

Dirty Hindi Jokes: Sex 24x7

New Couple Kept having sex 24x7.They Became
weak but didn't Stop.
They Consulted a Doctor.
Doc Said: Have Sex only on those days which hav
'R' in it.
ie,ThuRsday,fRiday or SatuRday.
Couple Agreed
On Monday Husband Asks his Wife Darling Wats
the Day Today?
Wife gives a Naughty smile & says
"somvaaR"
MORAL : Horny ko koun taal sakta hai!!!

Adult Hindi Jokes Humor: Married Women And Viagra Pills

A married woman walks up to Santa Claus and tells him that all she wants for Christmas is for her husband to be interested in sex.
Santa then proceeds to give her a bottle of pills. He tells her to give them a try and then let him know how it's working.
So she takes the pills home and puts one pill in her husband's Christmas dinner. That night, they make love for one hour. The next day, she's running around thrilled and happy.
"Oh, my God. I can't believe how well that worked," she thinks to herself. That night she puts two pills in his food and that night they make love for two hours. The next day, she's even more thrilled, so she dumps all the pills in his food.
Two weeks go by without any word from this woman, so Santa decides to give her a call. A little boy answers the phone. Santa says, "Little boy, is your mother home?"
"No, she's...who's this?" the little boy asks. "I'm a friend of your mother's and I gave her some pills to help her out a couple of weeks ago. Maybe you know how it's going?"
"That was you?!" the little boy says. "Let me tell you -- Mom's dead, sister's pregnant, my ass hurts and Dad's in the attic going, 'Here kitty, kitty, kitty.' "

Naughty Puzzle Hindi Funny Jokes 14 Oct 2014

It’s the thing that satisfiesur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed,
on a sofa,
in the car or
anywhere!

It’s called ...........Prayer!God bless ur naughty mind.

Whatsapp Message: Adult Hilarious Jokes Of The Night

JOKE OF THE NIGHT A woman passed her
daughter's room and heard a
strange buzzing noise. Opening
the door, she
saw her daughter
with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked why?? The daughter replied:mom, I'm
thirty-five years
old, unmarried, and this thing
is as close as I'll
ever get to a husband. So
Please,leave me alone. Next day, the father heard the
same buzz and
upon entering, he also saw the
same scene. To his query,the daughter
again said: dad I'm thirty-five,
unmarried, and
this
thing is about as close as I'll
ever get to a husband. Please, leave me
alone. A couple days later, the wife
came home from
shopping and heard that
buzzing noise coming
from,
the living room. On entering she saw her
husband sitting on the
couch,downing a cold beer, and
staring at the
TV.
The vibrator was next to him on the couch,
buzzing like crazy. The wife asked: What the f#*k
are you doing? The husband replied: I'm
watching football with
my
son-in-law..

Ancient Adult Funny English Jokes Whatsapp Message 11 Oct 2014

During a war warrior shouted against 3 ladies
Warrior: I am going to r*pe you all. Younger
lady: But please leave our grand mother.
Grand mother: Shut up, war is war.

Like Father Like Son - Whatsapp English Funny Jokes Message

A funny english whatsapp message on like father like son: adult jokes

A dad sees his son swatting a honeybee. He says, "For that, no honey for a month. The next day, he sees his son killing a butterfly. He says, "For that no butter for a month." The next day, he sees his wife kill a cockroach. The son says, "Dad you want to tell her or should I?"

Secretary Fu*king Story: Funny English Jokes

A boss said to his secretary I want to have SE*X with you I will make it very fast. I'll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I'll be done. She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend then said to her, do it but "Ask him for $2000, pick up the money very fast he wouldn't even have enough time to undressed himself." So she agrees. Half an hour goes by, the boyfriend decides to call girlfriend, he asks, what happened? She responds, "The Bastard used coins I'm still picking and he is still f*cking!"

Hindi Jokes Gossip And Fun Adda Whatsapp Message

Read The most funniest hindi jokes and latest fun topix on here.

GIRLS_: WE hate cigarette!
So WE dont touch it!!
BOYS_: WE too hate cigarettes!
So WE BURN IT!!
...
ATTITUDE MATTERS..
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Kabhi khamoshi bhi bahut kuch keh jati hai,
tadapne k liye bas yaaden hi reh jati hain,
kya farq padta hai wills ho ya goldflake ...yaaro
jalne k baad raakh hi ban jati hai

Bohat The Mere Bhi Iss Duniya Main Apne..
Phir Ishq Hua Aur Hum Lawaris Ho gaye...!!
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Our man was touching an aunty in crowded bus..

aunty turns and says: "bhaisahab aap accha nhi kar rahe"

Susu replies: "itni bheed me iss se accha nahi ho payega aunty"
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Gabbar - Are O Sambha kitne aadmi the.....??
.
.
.
Sambha - Pata nahi sarkar mai to Ladkiya dekh raha tha
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Universal Law Of Love:
Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer From One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money.

Hindi Funny Jokes On Sharabi 24 Aug 2014

Ek sharabi sky ki taraf ishara kar ke dusre sharabi se bola:- Ye suraj hai ya chaand.
Dusra sharabi: -Pata nahi bhai, main bhi is shehar me naya hun.

Funny Hindi Jokes: Self Control Raho

Kal raat ko party mei mene 1 ladki ki izzat ko bacchaya ;)
Other Boy:
Waah Bhai .!!! Par kaise ??
1st Boy :
Self Control Bhai .. SELF CONTROL :D

Extra Funny Hindi Jokes: Larka Bike Se Larki K Samny

Larka Bike Se Larki K Samny Zor Se Gira or
Sharmindagi Se Foran Khara Ho Gya
Larki: Oh My God. Apko Lagi To Nahi??
Larka: Nahi .. Main Bike Se Aisy Hi Utarta Hn .

Funny Whats App Jokes About Girls

Funny jokes about Girls- Secrets
I am now sure that Girls know how to keep secrets. In groups. With 40 other girls.


Funny jokes about girls- I'm leaving you
- I’m leaving you... You’re constantly sneering at my overweight...
- But honey, what about our kid?
- What kid?
- So you are not you pregnant?!


Funny jokes about girls- Knowing girls
Question: How do you call a girls who always knows where her husband is?
Answer: a widow.

5 Top Sexy Hindi Whatsapp Jokes Message Ever

I don't like talk to so much. just read my best of 5 hindi dirty and sexy jokes ever.

Girl Asked Plastic surgeon 2 make another hole near her ass
surgeon was surprised and asked why?
girl: Business is gud so opening a new branch "

Boyefriend Fingering his Girlfriend
Girl: Aah .. Take Off Your ring its Hurting me...
Boy: Honey Its not my ring, its my wrist watch

Wo kon sa player hai Jo
din ko India k liye khelta
hai aur raat ko Pakistan
k liye???
.
.
Saniya Mirza...


Hasband raat ko wife ko kar raha tha,kartai kartai papo ki ankh khol
gai papo apni maa ko dekh kar wash rööm main chala gaya Muth marnai
laga baap naydekha to poucha kya kar rahai ho papu; apna kam khud
karta hon kisi ke maa nahi chodta.


Reena-'What is difference between Boys & Girls?' Tina-'Boys R
naughty,We R Beauty.They R Lyer,We R Fire.They've chest,We've
Breast.They' ve Muscle,we've nipples.they' ve night fall,we've 2 big
balls.they've a pole,we've a big hole.they can fight, we can bite.they
can fuk,we can suck.

Funny Husband Wife Hindi Jokes WhatsApp Message 11 Aug 2014

Funny jokes about women - Beggar
Wife: I hate that beggar.
Husband: Why?
Wife: Yesterday I gave him food and today he gave me a book "How to Cook"!

A wife and a husband sit in the room and enjoys a bottle of wine. Suddenly the
wife says:- I love you.
Husband asks in surprise:- Is that you or wine talking?- This is me, I'm talking to wine.

Jokes about women - Thoughts
Husband to wife:- Darling, I have to confess you that when I’m having sex with you, I sometimes think about other women.
- Oh you bastard. When I have sex with other men, I always think about you!

Superb Funny Whatsapp Chat Jokes 10 Aug 2014

Boyfriend and Girlfriend Chat Time On Whatsapp.
Boyfriend texting to his Girlfriend Whatsapp... Hey baby..what's up.?
Gf- Nothing much just washing my BOOBS ?
Bf- What.! ?
Gf- Yeah. They have become very dirty. People are all over them most of the time ..
Bf- What the hell.. ?
Gf- Why..??? Ohhhh fuck.. Sorry baby!!!! I meant BOOTS ?... Damn this Automatic dictionary is on!!!!?

Whatsapp Jokes Message For Directed Insult

A woman walks into the doctors office. She says she wants a child, but doesnt want to have sex. The doctor says ok and asks what kind of child she wants. The woman said she wanted a smart and handsome kid. The doctor then hands her a blue pill.

A few months later, the woman comes back and says she has had a miscarriage but still wants a child. The doctor says ok and asks what kind of kid she wants. The woman said she will have a regular kid this time. The doctor then hands her a red pill.

Even more months later, the woman returns and says shes had a miscarriage but still wants a kid. The doctor says ok and asks what kind of kid she will want. She says since the other ones did not work out she will have a ugly, stupid kid. The doctor says ok and hands her a pill.

*At this point the joke teller asks the victim what color they think the pill is.

*The response will most likely be "I don't know, what?"

*The joke teller then says "I don't know, try asking your mother."

Immaturity at its best.

First Date Jokes Funny Whatsapp Message 07 Aug 2014

I pulled a lovely girl at a bar last night and we ended up back at my place. She said, "I don't have sex on the first date you know!"
I said, "Do you know the difference between rape and conversation?"
She said, "No."
I said, "Let's go upstairs for a chat."

A girl i was picking up in a bar once said 'I don't think i've ever had sex with a guy whose been playing guitar at the same time' I replied 'Well... I don't know how many songs i can play in 17 seconds'
My friend, chatting up her mate, burst out laughing... they exchanged awkward glances. WORTH IT.


My dad once told me about a bad joke he told a first date. She brought up in conversation that she was half-Jewish as well as half-German. My dad thought it would be wise to ask her, "Hey, you ever get a sudden urge to just stick your head in your oven?".
The way he tells it is that she didn't say anything and just got up and walked out.


My daughter has been going out with this guy for awhile, so when she came home from a date all upset I asked her, “what happened?”  She replied, “He asked me to marry him.”"Then why are you so sad?” I asked. ”Because he also told me he doesn’t believe in religion. Mom, he doesn’t even believe there’s a hell!”I quickly replied, “Don’t worry, Between the two of us, we’ll show him how wrong he is.”

Funny Hindi Jokes: Marriage In India

Funny and super whatsapp message Marriage in India
A little boy was talking to his father
about what he learned in school.....
He said, “Our teacher told us that in India, 
the parents decide who their children are going to marry when they are still children.
That means that sometimes the man doesn't even get to know his future wife until the
wedding day.” The father replied, “That happens all over the world son, not just in India.”.

Funny Jokes Whatsapp Message: Boy Girl 1st Date

Boy Vs Girl Ki Soch On First Meating

Ladka Aur Ladki Jab First Meeting Karte Hai Unki Soch Ek Dusre Ke Liye Kya Hoti Hai.

Girl: -"Kitna Sidha-Sadha Aur Bhola Ladka Hai"
Boy:- "Kitni Sexy Bandi Hai, Boobs To Dekh Sali Ke"
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Girl: "Kitna Nice Behaviour Hai"
Boy:- "Gaand To Mast Hai Land Khada Ho Gaya"
--
Girl: -"Dressing Style Bhi Zabardast Hai"
Boy: -"Skirt Todi Aur Choti Hoti To Lund Khade Khade Ander Dal Deta"
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Girl: -"Agar Razi Ho Gaya To Isi Se Shadi Karungi"
Boy:- "Bas Ek Bar Razi Ho Jaye, Chod Chod Ke Tasalli Bitha Dunga"