Hindi Non Veg Jokes: Latest Whatsapp Funny Messages

Find the latest most funny Hindi jokes and non veg whatsapp messages.

Funny Taking Between Boy and Girl

• Jokes On 14 February in Hindi

She : any plans for 14 February?
He : 14 ko jaldi sounga, 15 ko India Pakistan match hai na..
She : tu single hi marega

• Non Veg Jokes In Hindi Font

ठाकुरसाहब के यहाँ कोई मिलने आया तो ठाकुरसाहब अन्दर से बन्दूक निकाल के लाए................
और हवा में दो फायर कर दिए................
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मिलने वाला भौचक्का सा देखता रहा...........
फिर पूछा भाईसाहब ये फायर किस लिए............
ठाकुर साहब ने कहा घबड़ाओ मत............
चाय वाले को 2 चाय बोली है..........!!

Friendship Funny Taking Jokes

Friend1:कहां रहता है आजकल?
Friend2:औकात में!
Friend1:तो वहां क्यों नहीं चला जाता?
Friend2:कहां?
Friend1:भाड़ में !

Best Student Teacher Jokes Ever: Whatsapp Latest Jokes Messages

TEACHER: Why didn't you study?
STUDENT: A year has 365 days for you to study.
After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313
days left. There are 50 days in the summer that
is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days
left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that
counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141
days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day,
15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days.
We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are
used in this way in the year, and we are left with
96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a
day speaking to friends and family, that takes
away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days.
Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your
year; hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking
off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are
only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a
minimum of 3 days; you're left with 3 days in the
year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2
days...You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is
your birthday. That's why I did not study.
Teacher: Class dismissed.

Don't Play With Student: Latest Laughing Hindi Jokes

10. Question: "How to Kill an Ant??"

Asked in an Exam for 10 Marks!!

Student:
Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar,
& keep It Outside the Ant's Hole..!

After eating, Ant will Search for
some Water near a Water tank.Push ant in to it.. =!!

Now Ant will go to Dry itself Near Fire,

When it Reaches fire, Put a Bomb into D fire..!!

Then Admit Wounded Ant in ICU..!! =O

And Then Remove Oxygen Mask from it's Mouth and Kill the Ant.. !!

=|

MORAL:
Don't Play with Students.. !!
They can Do any thing for 15 Marks..
=D =P

Funny Hindi Whatsapp Messages: How To Irritate Someone

A funny whatsapp messages on  irritating someone:"
Boy:" pen hai ??
Girl:" nahi..
Thodi der baad..
Boy:" pen hai ??
Girl:" nahi bola na..
Boy:" pen hai pen ??
Girl:" nahi hai kaminey, aur abki
bar pucha
to
to hathode se sar phod dungi
Kuch der baad...
Boy:" hathoda hai kya..???
Girl:" nahi..
Boy:" accha.. to phir pen hai
pen..???...

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