WhatsApp Funny Hindi Jokes And Picture Messages

A newly married man was standing in front of a mirror naked and was admiring his physique.
'2 inches more & I will be a king.'
Suddenly the wife comes in and says,'2 inches less and you will be a queen!'
Old Jokes is awesome

Eakdom Faadu Hindi Adult Jokes

Faadu Joke
Faadu Joke... ( Just For Fun )
Fighter pilot santa kamyabi k baad apna jahaaz land karne pe bohut khush hua..
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Niche utarne pe ground staff ne usey hatho hath liya..
aur uski wardi utarne me help karne lage..
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Santa (fakr se):" Aaj maine Pakistan ke 4 jahaaz, 2 helicopter or 1 tank ko mara hai..
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Ground Staff:" Wo sab to theek hai lekin sir ji apne 1
galti kar di..
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Santa:" Kaun si galti.. ??
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Ground Staff:" Bas aap isi khushi me Pakistan me hi land kar gaye hain.

Pappu Ki Question Non Veg Hindi Jokes

1 girl ask to pappu = Woh kya hai jo cow ke paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain..?
Pappu = Legs
Girl = Woh kya hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahin hai..?
Pappu = Rupay
Girl = Woh kya hai jo log din main karne ke bajaye raat ko bistar pe kartay hain..?
Pappu = Neend puri karte hain…
Girl = Woh kya hai jo ladki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai…?
Pappu = Kaan(Ear) main chhed..
MORAL = Aap bhi apni soch pappu ki tarha saaf rakhein….

5 All Time Best Adult Sardar Ji Hindi Jokes

Adult Hindi Jokes On Sardar

Sardar Medical Store Pe Condom Lene gaya..
Pr Wha Jakr Condam ka Nam Bhul gaya..
Bahut der tak sochne k baad sardar Zip Khol k..
O Yaar, Iska body cover de do.

Most Dirty Hindi Jokes On Sardar

Sardar sex kr raha tha galti se peeche daal diya.
BIWI=O, G truck galat gudaam me jaa raha hai.
SARDAR=ab bata rahi hai jab Maal Utaar Diya.

Jokes On Sardar

Sexy Lady in Sexy voice: Batao Meri panty me kya hai? Batao?
Sardar (with confidence):
Elastic hi hoga,
aaj-kal naadewali kaun pehenta hai.

Jokes On Sardar

Marwadi ki wife during sex- Sunoji, iss condom se mujhe 15vi bar chod rahe ho, Ab bas bhi karo Marwadi- pagal ho gai hai kya? Iski expiry date Feb 2014 hai.

An Extra Jokes On Girls Hostel

Girls Hostel ka guard roz daru pine ke baad gali bakta tha: Mera naam he Jeevanlal, kiski chut me kitne baal..? Ek bakchod ladki sunkar boli: Meri chut me itne baal, ki phas jayega Jeevanlal Jeevanlal: Goli chalegi thaaye se, chut phategi baye se, jal jayenge sare baal, bach niklega Jeevanlal !!

Terrific Non Veg Hindi Jokes On Sardar

#Jokes #Non_Veg #Sardar
Sardar Medical Store Pe Condom Lene gaya.. Pr Wha Jakr Condam ka Nam Bhul gaya.. Bahut der tak sochne k baad sardar Zip Khol k.. O Yaar, Iska body cover de do.

#Jokes #Non_Veg #Sardar
Sarter goes to buy condoms Salesman asks :Only flavoured ones r available. Which flavour do u want? Sardar thinks&thinks &thinks then says: Chhole Bhature

#Jokes #Non_Veg #Sardar
Sardar- jaldi se chaddi nikalo! Aaj Sex ka Mood hai!
Ladki- maine chaddi nhi pehni.
Sardar-thik hai, kal chaddi pehan k aana.
Kal kar lenge!

#Jokes #Non_Veg #Sardar
Sardar sex kr raha tha galti se peeche daal diya.
BIWI=O, G truck galat gudaam me jaa raha hai.
SARDAR=ab bata rahi hai jab Maal Utaar Diya.

Some Insulting Adult Hindi Jokes - Whatsapp Messages

After sex
Girl : ho gaya kya?
Boy: haan.
Girl: bhosdi ke itni jaldi to meri shampoo ki bottle se shampoo bhi nahi nikalta.....

Saw contact called "Iron man" on wife's phone.
Little terrified , I asked her.
She said, "Istri wala bhaiya!"

Question:“Why Are Vegetarian Women Silent During Sex?”
Answer: “They Are In State Of Shock That A Piece Of Meat Can Give So Much Pleasure“

Broccoli: "I look like a tree."
Walnut: "I look like a brain. "
Mushroom: "I look like an umbrella."
Banana: "Dude! Change the topic..."