उसमें एक मच्छर गिर गया
औरत ने उसे निकाला तो मच्छर बोला, “माँ!”
औरत: तूने मुझे माँ क्यों कहा?
मच्छर: मैं तेरी कोक से निकला हूँ, माँ!
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Showing posts with label Whatsapp Messages. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Whatsapp Messages. Show all posts
Whatsapp Hindi Funny Messages For Friend: Non Veg Jokes
एक नई शादीशुदा औरत कोक पी रही थी
उसमें एक मच्छर गिर गया
औरत ने उसे निकाला तो मच्छर बोला, “माँ!”
औरत: तूने मुझे माँ क्यों कहा?
मच्छर: मैं तेरी कोक से निकला हूँ, माँ!
उसमें एक मच्छर गिर गया
औरत ने उसे निकाला तो मच्छर बोला, “माँ!”
औरत: तूने मुझे माँ क्यों कहा?
मच्छर: मैं तेरी कोक से निकला हूँ, माँ!
Best WhatsApp Jokes Messages: Dirty Colony
A man who lived at a nudist colony received a letter from his
mother asking him to send her a more up-to-date photo of
himself. Unfortunately, he only had one picture, but it was
of him in the nude, so he cut the photo in half and sent her
the top half. Some time later, mum wrote again asking him if
he would send a photo of himself to his ageing grandmother.
Now he only had the bottom half left but because she had
such poor eyesight, he took a chance that she would be none
the wiser. Some time later, he got a letter back from his
grandmother and in it she said, “Thanks for the picture.
Maybe you should change your hairstyle a bit, though, it
makes your nose look long.”
mother asking him to send her a more up-to-date photo of
himself. Unfortunately, he only had one picture, but it was
of him in the nude, so he cut the photo in half and sent her
the top half. Some time later, mum wrote again asking him if
he would send a photo of himself to his ageing grandmother.
Now he only had the bottom half left but because she had
such poor eyesight, he took a chance that she would be none
the wiser. Some time later, he got a letter back from his
grandmother and in it she said, “Thanks for the picture.
Maybe you should change your hairstyle a bit, though, it
makes your nose look long.”
Pathan non veg Hindi jokes whatsapp messages
Ek pathan ki shaadi ke 3 din baad uski patni boli, "Maine aapse shaadi is liye ki hai
taaki humaare bachche hon, is liye nahi ke mujhe poty khul kar aaye"……6
Shouting
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Pregnant girl se doctor ne pucha = Yeh kab hua?
Girl = Jab mom n dad film dekhne gaye the, tab mera friend ghar aaya tha.
Doctor = Tum saath kyun nahin gayi..?
Girl = Adult movie thi na….
Pregnant
taaki humaare bachche hon, is liye nahi ke mujhe poty khul kar aaye"……6
Shouting
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Pregnant girl se doctor ne pucha = Yeh kab hua?
Girl = Jab mom n dad film dekhne gaye the, tab mera friend ghar aaya tha.
Doctor = Tum saath kyun nahin gayi..?
Girl = Adult movie thi na….
Pregnant
Adult Funny Condom Jokes For Whatsapp Messages
Us Condom Factory Blows Up
president Called Paul Martin With An Emergency: "our Largest
condom Factory Has Exploded!" The American President Cried. "my People's
favorite Form Of Birth Control! This Is A True Disaster!"
"President, The Canadian People Would Be Happy To Do Anything Within Their Power
to Help You," Replied The Prime Minister.
"i Do Need Your Help," Said President. "could You Possibly Send 1, 000, 000
condoms Asap To Tide Us Over?"
"why Certainly! I'll Get Right On It!" Said Martin.
oh, And One More Small Favor, Please?" Said President.
"yes?"
"could The Condoms Be Red, White & Blue In Color; At Least 10" Long And 4"
in Diameter?" Said President.
"no Problem," Replied The Prime Minister And, With That, Martin Hung Up
and Called The President Of Trojan. "i Need A Favor, You've Got To Make
1, 000, 000 Condoms Right Away And Send Them To America."
"consider It Done," Said The President Of Trojan.
"great! Now Listen, They Have To Be Red, White & Blue In Color; At Least
10" Long And 4" In Diameter."
"easily Done. Anything Else?"
"yeah," Said The Prime Minister, "and Print 'made In Canada; Medium Size'
on
each One."
president Called Paul Martin With An Emergency: "our Largest
condom Factory Has Exploded!" The American President Cried. "my People's
favorite Form Of Birth Control! This Is A True Disaster!"
"President, The Canadian People Would Be Happy To Do Anything Within Their Power
to Help You," Replied The Prime Minister.
"i Do Need Your Help," Said President. "could You Possibly Send 1, 000, 000
condoms Asap To Tide Us Over?"
"why Certainly! I'll Get Right On It!" Said Martin.
oh, And One More Small Favor, Please?" Said President.
"yes?"
"could The Condoms Be Red, White & Blue In Color; At Least 10" Long And 4"
in Diameter?" Said President.
"no Problem," Replied The Prime Minister And, With That, Martin Hung Up
and Called The President Of Trojan. "i Need A Favor, You've Got To Make
1, 000, 000 Condoms Right Away And Send Them To America."
"consider It Done," Said The President Of Trojan.
"great! Now Listen, They Have To Be Red, White & Blue In Color; At Least
10" Long And 4" In Diameter."
"easily Done. Anything Else?"
"yeah," Said The Prime Minister, "and Print 'made In Canada; Medium Size'
on
each One."
After Diwali With My Boss: Funny Messages For Whatsapp
After Diwali,boss entered board room and said,
"Let's Start".
A half-sleepy employee threw a 100 rupee note and said, "MERI SAU KI BLIND"!
Santa-क्या मोदी England से "कोहिनूर" ला पाएंगे?
Banta-जो चीज, "मेडिकल स्टोर" पर आराम से मिल सकती है उसे ब्रिटेन से लाने की क्या जरुरत है?
Tensions of those will start from today onwards who said....
"Diwali ke baad teri payment doonga"
GF-tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho?
Santa-Kuch bhi
GF-to ek rolex ki ghadi le do
Santa-behen poora to bolne de...."kuch bhi nahi"
"Let's Start".
A half-sleepy employee threw a 100 rupee note and said, "MERI SAU KI BLIND"!
Santa-क्या मोदी England से "कोहिनूर" ला पाएंगे?
Banta-जो चीज, "मेडिकल स्टोर" पर आराम से मिल सकती है उसे ब्रिटेन से लाने की क्या जरुरत है?
Tensions of those will start from today onwards who said....
"Diwali ke baad teri payment doonga"
GF-tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho?
Santa-Kuch bhi
GF-to ek rolex ki ghadi le do
Santa-behen poora to bolne de...."kuch bhi nahi"
Some Insulting Adult Hindi Jokes - Whatsapp Messages
After sex
Girl : ho gaya kya?
Boy: haan.
Girl: bhosdi ke itni jaldi to meri shampoo ki bottle se shampoo bhi nahi nikalta.....
Saw contact called "Iron man" on wife's phone.
Little terrified , I asked her.
She said, "Istri wala bhaiya!"
Question:“Why Are Vegetarian Women Silent During Sex?”
Answer: “They Are In State Of Shock That A Piece Of Meat Can Give So Much Pleasure“
Broccoli: "I look like a tree."
Walnut: "I look like a brain. "
Mushroom: "I look like an umbrella."
Banana: "Dude! Change the topic..."
Girl : ho gaya kya?
Boy: haan.
Girl: bhosdi ke itni jaldi to meri shampoo ki bottle se shampoo bhi nahi nikalta.....
Saw contact called "Iron man" on wife's phone.
Little terrified , I asked her.
She said, "Istri wala bhaiya!"
Question:“Why Are Vegetarian Women Silent During Sex?”
Answer: “They Are In State Of Shock That A Piece Of Meat Can Give So Much Pleasure“
Broccoli: "I look like a tree."
Walnut: "I look like a brain. "
Mushroom: "I look like an umbrella."
Banana: "Dude! Change the topic..."
Cool Whatsapp Messages Idea - Whatsapp Funny Messages
Angelina: Go and water the plants.
Daniel: it's already raining.
Angelina: So what? Take an umbrella and go !!
Mother : Why arent you doing very well in History?
Son: Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born.
Daniel: it's already raining.
Angelina: So what? Take an umbrella and go !!
Mother : Why arent you doing very well in History?
Son: Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born.
Non Veg Jokes Whatsapp Messages - Double Insult
#whatsapp #messages #nonvegjokes
Double Insult...
Girl:" do u like me.. ??
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Boy:" No..
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(girl got sad)
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Boy:" y r u sad.. ??
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Girl:" becoz u don’t like me..
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Boy:" u never asked that do u love me..
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Girl:" Awww !! ok !! Do u love me ??
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Boy:" No..
Double Insult...
Girl:" do u like me.. ??
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Boy:" No..
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(girl got sad)
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Boy:" y r u sad.. ??
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Girl:" becoz u don’t like me..
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Boy:" u never asked that do u love me..
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Girl:" Awww !! ok !! Do u love me ??
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Boy:" No..
Epic Hindi Dirty Jokes For Whatsapp Group
Get latest Hindi jokes messages idea for making a nice whatsapp status. this time a #epic #dirty #jokes .
Kya Aapne Kabhi Muh Me Liya H??
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Wo Mota Sa
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Aas-Paas Baal
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Naram-Naram
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Uper Se Cover
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Nevr??
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Jhoot Bolte Ho?
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Kabhi Bhutta Nhi Khaya.
Kya Aapne Kabhi Muh Me Liya H??
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Wo Mota Sa
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Aas-Paas Baal
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Naram-Naram
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Uper Se Cover
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Nevr??
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Jhoot Bolte Ho?
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Kabhi Bhutta Nhi Khaya.
Superb Hindi Funny Jokes Whatsapp Messages - When My Boss Call
Universal thoughts before picking phone when boss
calls :
Ab kya maa chud gayi iski ?
Gaand le rakhi hai isne ?
Ab kiski gaand mari gayi ?
Kal se le rakhi hai isne ?
Iss behenchod ko ghar par koi kaam nahi hai kya ?
Jab bhi daaru piyo iski maa to chudni hi hai ?
Issey chutti ke din bhi mrwani hoti h?
After picking phone :
"Haanji sir" !!...
calls :
Ab kya maa chud gayi iski ?
Gaand le rakhi hai isne ?
Ab kiski gaand mari gayi ?
Kal se le rakhi hai isne ?
Iss behenchod ko ghar par koi kaam nahi hai kya ?
Jab bhi daaru piyo iski maa to chudni hi hai ?
Issey chutti ke din bhi mrwani hoti h?
After picking phone :
"Haanji sir" !!...
The Indian Best Funny Jokes For Whatsapp Messages
Hindi jokes plus present the most funny jokes of the week, collected from whatsapp group.
Kutte Ka Pilla Apni Ma Se Puchta Hai:Mere Dad Kaise The?
Ma:Pata Nhi Beta Piche Se Hi Aye The Aur Piche Se Hi Chale Gaye.Kuch Pata Nhi Chala
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Apko Diya Gya Lund Ek Suvidha Hai Na Ki Apka Adhikar
Uska Upyog Chodne Me Kare Na Ki Mut Marne Me
Saujanya Se Lund Care Centr
Janhit Me Jari
Man Offering Drink To Lady In Bar
Lady: No, Whiskey Is Bad For My Legs
Man: Legs? Strange, Do They Pain Or Swell?
Lady: “No, They Spread“
Boy to girl
Boy: happy birthday
Girl: thank u
Boy: chal BP de
Girl: pendriv de
Boy: main Birthday Party ki baat kar raha hu
Girl: uff sorry
Awesome Santa Banta Jokes - Whatsapp Messages
Old But Awesome wink emoticon whatsapp jokes
Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad
kyun pada?
Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo
neeche gir gayee thi,
maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar
karna photo leni hai tongue emoticon
Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad
kyun pada?
Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo
neeche gir gayee thi,
maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar
karna photo leni hai tongue emoticon
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Some Old Funny Hindi Jokes, Your Whatsapp Group Friend Must Like It!
Collection of some old is gold funny Hindi jokes. Share with your whatsapp group friend.
Par Jab Tera koi REPLY Nahi Milta
To Dil Kerta Hy Teri G@ND me Goli Maar
Doo
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Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA"
shloka ka kya arth hai?
Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja
raha hoon
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Ye ladkiya b kitni chalaak hoti hain . Apna 16
rupye litre wala DUDH ka lalach dekar hamara
180 rupye kilo wala GHEE nikal leti hai..!
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dentist was caught raping a girl. Next day
headline, "Dentist caught filling wrong cavity".
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Ghalib ne fermaya : koi saheli na mili to na sahi ,
tere jesa dost tu mil gaya
...........WAH.........WAH..............
chalo choot na mili tu na sahi .. tere jesa chootiya
tu mil gaya"
Superb Hindi Non Veg Jokes Messages From Group
Ladka-Ladki Car Mein Raat Ko
Ghumne Jaa Rahe The
Ladki: “ Aaj Main Tumhe Wo
Jagah Dikhaungi, Jahaan Se
Mera Doodh Aata Hai”
Ladka Ye Sunkar Bahut Khush
Hua Aur Tharaki Andaaz Mein
Bola.
Ladka: “Haan-Haan Jaldi
Dikhao, Jaanu”
Ladki Muskurati Hue Boli: “
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Wo Dekho Krishna Dairy “
hahahah sudhar jao har post
non veg nhi hota lol... good messages for whatsapp group
Ghumne Jaa Rahe The
Ladki: “ Aaj Main Tumhe Wo
Jagah Dikhaungi, Jahaan Se
Mera Doodh Aata Hai”
Ladka Ye Sunkar Bahut Khush
Hua Aur Tharaki Andaaz Mein
Bola.
Ladka: “Haan-Haan Jaldi
Dikhao, Jaanu”
Ladki Muskurati Hue Boli: “
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Wo Dekho Krishna Dairy “
hahahah sudhar jao har post
non veg nhi hota lol... good messages for whatsapp group
5 Ultimate Funny Hindi Non Veg Jokes Whatsapp Messages
Non Veg Jokes Whatsapp Messages
Very touching prayer by a little childDear God,
This X-mas please send clothes for all
those poor ladies in Daddy's Laptop!
Non Veg Jokes Whatsapp Messages
Wife asks Husband,How many woman have you slept with?
Husband proudly replies,
Only u,Darling...with all others, I was awake.
Non Veg Jokes Whatsapp Messages
Suhagrat Ko Pati apni Biwi Ko Puri Taqat Laga K Thnok Rha Tha.Tabhi Patni kahti hai- Ab Daaloge Bhi Ya Yuhi Ungli Karte Rahoge?
Non Veg Jokes Whatsapp Messages
An old sardarji fell from stairs at night and died.Santa sends telegram- TAUJI EXPIRED DUE TO NIGHT FALL
Non Veg Jokes Whatsapp Messages
5 Best Whatsapp Hindi Jokes Messages 27 March 2015
See the best ever whatsapp funny messages sent by my friend on whatsapp non veg jokes group.
PAPA : vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal hotay hain
SON : papa may bataoo
PAPA :nahi tum chup rahoo
SON : may batata hoo ….. AANKH
PAPA : ohh haan
SON : to kya aap lun samajh rahay thay
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Ik Larki thi dewaani si…
Ik Larkay pe wo mar…
Kuch lena tha usay…
Lakin pregnancy se wo darti thi..
Jab bi milti thi muijhey….
Ye hi pocha karti thi…..
Ye “CONDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI
Ye “CONDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI
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Santa and Jeeto were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 10th wedding anniversary.
Jeeto said, “We will go to all the same places that we did on our first honeymoon.”
“As you wish,” said Santa.
“Will we do all the things that we did on our first honeymoon?” asked Jeeto.
“Ok,” said Santa.
“And will we make love like we did on our first honeymoon?” asked Jeeto.
“That’s right,” said Santa, “except this time I get to sit on the side of the bed and cry, ‘It’s too big, it’s too big!’“
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Santa ek baar ek ladki ke saath sex karne laga to Ladki santa ka private saman dekh kar boli: “itna bada” Santa khushi se bola: “O ji hum punjabi hain hamara to sub kuch hi bada hota hai” Jab ladki ne apni salwaar utaari to santa uski choot dekh kar bola “Oye! Tusi vi punjabi ho“
100% Pure Hindi Non Veg Jokes - Hindi Jokes Plus
#nonveg #hindi #jokes
Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?
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Girl- Main jb bhi phon krti hu tum Shaving kr rhe hote ho,
Din me kitni baar shaving krte ho?
Boy- 30-40 baar.
Girl- pagal ho kya?
Boy- pagal nahi NAAI hu.
Get the pure non veg jokes for your whatsapp messages. sent this one to your whatsapp friend.
Sardar: Why are all these people running?Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?
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Girl- Main jb bhi phon krti hu tum Shaving kr rhe hote ho,
Din me kitni baar shaving krte ho?
Boy- 30-40 baar.
Girl- pagal ho kya?
Boy- pagal nahi NAAI hu.
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Hindi Non Veg Jokes Plus Whatsapp Messages Idea
Get the new and updated whatsapp most funny picture and text messages idea.
#hindijokes #whatsappmessages
Girlfriend in mood:
Baby i took a new dresspiece
Neck kaise banwau..??
Boyfriend:
kaise bhi banwa mera haath sirf andar jaana chahiye
#hindijokes #whatsappmessages
Ladki Se Yes To Koi Bhi Bulwa Sakta Hai
Lekin Us Se “Oh Yes Oh Yes Oh Oh Yes Yes Yes”
Bulwana Har Kisi Ke Bas Ki Baat Nahi.
#hindijokes #whatsappmessages
Girlfriend in mood:
Baby i took a new dresspiece
Neck kaise banwau..??
Boyfriend:
kaise bhi banwa mera haath sirf andar jaana chahiye
#hindijokes #whatsappmessages
Ladki Se Yes To Koi Bhi Bulwa Sakta Hai
Lekin Us Se “Oh Yes Oh Yes Oh Oh Yes Yes Yes”
Bulwana Har Kisi Ke Bas Ki Baat Nahi.
Whatsapp Non Veg Jokes Messages: Hindi Jokes Plus
See some best funny Hindi non veg jokes and funny whatsapp messages collection.
Ek bhikari roz maang kar khate khate tang aa gaya tha.Ek din usne bhagban se pratharna ki " Bhagban mujhe khane ko aisa kuch do jo khane par bhi khatam na ho."
Bhagwan bole "ye lo beta... chewing gum"
Non Veg Jokes On Sadhu ji ka train yatra
TT : Kidhar jana hai?Sadhu: Jahanpar Sri Ram ka janam hua tha wahan.
TT: Tumhare pass Ticket hai kya ?
Sadhu: Nahin hai
TT: To Chalo tum.
Sadhu: Kahan par ?
TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha..
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Jail mein !!!
Best Funny Whatsapp Messages: Hindi Jokes Plus
Read the most funny Hindi jokes plus some recent funny picture for whatsapp messages.
Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good... Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad.... Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don't take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don't take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn't say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You appoint me
Santa Banta Hindi Jokes Plus
once Banta Singh attended an interviewInterviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good... Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad.... Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don't take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don't take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn't say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You appoint me
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