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Adams Rib

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, “What is wrong with you?”

Adam said, “Lord, I don’t have anyone to talk to.”

God said, “Then I will give you a companion, and she will be called a ‘woman’. This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you’ve had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give 'love’ and compassion whenever needed. She will never question your behaviour or the company you keep. She will support you and understand that you have important decisions to make throughout your life and don’t have time for nonsense…”

Adam asked God, “What will this woman cost?”

God said, “An arm and a leg…”

Adam said, “What can I get for just a rib?”..

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Jokes On Whatsapp: 01
Kapde sukte dekh Sasur: ye kala kapda kiska hai.
Saas: bahu ki panty hai!
Sasur: kabhi pehne nahi dekha isliye pucha.

Jokes On Whatsapp: 02
 Sardar apni bivee ko c-hod raha tha, itne mein usko dost aata hai aur darwaze ki ghanti bajata hai, sardar poore paanch minute baad darwaza kholta hai

Dost : Badi der laga di
Sardarni : Chattni kut rahe the
Dost : Bhabhi mere ko chatni chata deyo
Sardarni : Mai kunda toh dho aayee, sote pe laggi hai woh Chat layo

Jokes On Whatsapp: 03
 ek chor ladki pakdi gayi

Constable wahan pahuncha aur bola teri statement leni hai, woh usko doosre kamre mein le gaya aur c-hod diya

Thodi time baad Hawaldar aaya bola teri statement leni hai, woh bhi uss ladki ko ek kamre may leke c-hod diya.

Phir Inspector aaya, woh bhi bola teri statment leni hai

Ladki boli Saab ji, statement to sujji padi hai, kal le lena

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 Miyan Musharraf, Randi khane gaye, Ek Randi ko unhone pakad liya, aur bola "Ek ghante ka kitna legi"

Randi :Muft, aap ke liye phree

Musharraf : Muft?? woh kyun??

Randi : Behanc-hod tu wardi to utarega nahi, to karega kya....

Jokes On Whatsapp: 05
 Ek Motey pet wala raste sey ja raha tha.
Kuch nat khat ladkiyon ney puccha" Lalaji, matkey ka kya bhav hai?"
Lala bola:"Nul key saath, 50 rupiya!"

Jokes On Whatsapp: 06
 WIFE ANGRILY:main yeh ghar chhod ke ja rahi hoon

Husband shouts back: bhag jaa kamini... mera LUN pay chadh!

Wife: Tumhari yehi khoobsurat batein mujhe janey nai deti

Jokes On Whatsapp: 07
 Ek ladki dusri ko:
Kal Sapnay main Mujhe koi chaaqu Maar raha tha

Doosri ladki:
Tu Darr matt, Agar sapnay Sach hotay to main Rozana Pragnent hoti

Jokes On Whatsapp: 08
 Dadi : Jawani Main meri ek Chappal ek Saal Chal Jati Thi, Par ab ek mahina
Bhi Nahi Chalti

Poti: Wok kion….?

Daadi: Jawani Main Meri Taangain Aksar Uppar Rehti Thi Na.

Jokes On Whatsapp: 09
 Ek baba peshab kar raha tha, ek larki ne dekh liya aur boli:

Baba ji aapka lun to Chawal k jitna hai.

Baba: Ye purana chawal hai, aapke patilay main ja kar foolega.

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 HoT Bird TV: Sardar jee aap ka khada ho jaata hai to kya karte ho?

Sardarji: Biwi k paas ja k LET jata hun

HoT Bird TV: Agar phir bhi khada rehta hai to?

Sardarji: To uski thukai kar leta hun

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 Ek ladka bola ladki se: are tu to bahut kaali hei

Ladki aag babula ho gayee aur boli: isme tere baap ka kya gaya?

Ladka bola: agar mere baap ka gaya hota to tu itni kaali na hoti

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 One time 3 girl sitting in tonga ... horse driven cart ... they go somewhere.

Ek Ladki ne budau tange wale se pucha: Baba bada lund jyada maza deta hei ke chota?

Tangey wale ne kuch jawab nahee diya ... ladki ne fir yahi sawal puchha

Eisssa usne teen chaar baar duhraya ... bar bar puchne par budha tang aakr bola: Bada lund jyada maja deta hei

Tabh unmein se ek ladki has kar dusre se boli: dekha main na kahti thi ke, Baba gand marwate hein.

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 Ok thoda hat ke..

But tum ko complete kana padenga..

Ok.. ek sher..

Zar diya, zameen diya, kyaa diyaa kyaa nahiiii diyaa janaane ko..

Aage finis karo

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 With Freedom comes Responsibility.
With Responsibility comes Freedom - Indian govt officials
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