Non Veg Funny Hindi Whatsapp Messages 27 Nov 2014

A most comic Hindi whatsapp messages on lady to doctor.
Lady to DOCTOR:- mujhe Thakan bahut hoti hai.
DOCTOR - Sex kitna karti ho?
Lady - daily.
DOCTOR - Sunday ko mat karo.
Lady- Hey Ram. Sunday ko hi toh pati Ghar par hote hain, unhe kaise manaa karu?

Jokes From Santa's Whatsapp

Santa Ke Ghar Ek Billi Rehti Thhi...
Santa Billi Se Tang Aaker Use Kahi Chhod Aaya,
Ghar Aaya To Billi Usse Pehle Pahunchi Hui Thi.
Santa Billi Ko Dubara Kahi Door Chod Ke Aaya,
Billi Phir Usse Pehle Ghar Pahunch Gayi.
Santa Ko Bahut Gussa Aaya..
Aur Abki baar Woh Billi Ko Bohut Hi Jyada Door Chhodne Gaya...

Waha Se Usne Wife Ko Phone Kiya Aur Puchha.
Santa: Banto, Billi Ghar Pahunch Gayi Ya Nahi?

Banto Kaur: Haan Pahunch Gayi Hai, bolo kya hua?
Santa Rote Hue: Uss Kamini Se Bol Ki Mujhe Aaker Le Jaye, Main Rasta Bhul Gaya Hoon!!

Whatsapp Adult Jokes Message In English

Sardar & American traveling by air.
Suddenly the engines stopped.They had no parachutes & so they jumped out.
First,Sardar jumped.
He removed his turban,used it as a parachute & slowly floated down.
Seeing this,American removed his shirt & jumped but shirt did not do well & he began to fall rapidly.
The Sardar looked at the American zooming past him & said - "I see! U want a race! Let us see who is faster" & he let go of his turban.

Adult Whatsapp jokes Message

Santa Banta Park Mein Sair Kar Rahe The, Ek Premi Jode Ko Pyar Karte Dekh Banta Ne Santa Se Puchha.
Banta: “Vasna, Pyar Aur Shadi In Teenon Mein Kya Antar Hai?”
Santa: “Sirf Panty Ka Antar Hai”
Banta: “Wo Kaise?”
Santa: “Vasna Mein Panty Ko Fadte Hai, Pyar Mein Utarte Hai Aur Shadi Mein Dhote Hai“
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Boy N Girl Chating On Whatsapp.
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Girl- Din Bhar whatsapp Pe Online Hai
Chutiya Hai Kya ?
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Boy- Tu Hogi Chutiya.
Tera Pura Khandan Chutiyaa.
Aur wapp Tere Baapka Hai Kya..????
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Girl (After 3-4 Minutes),
I Was Asking About
Holidays.. (Chhutiya)

Adult Whatsapp Jokes On Bache Ki College Trip

College Ke Trip Par Bache Ghumne Gaye
Thhe, Aur Usmein Santa Ki Beti Chinki Bhi
Thhi,
Jaisa Ki Aap Log Jante Ho Ki Jaha 1 Se Jyada
Ladkiya Ho, Vaha Bas Duniya Bhar Ki Ajeebo
Gareeb Baatein Shuru.
Ese Hi Chinki Ki Ek Friend Ne Sabhi Friends
Ke Aage Ek Question Rakha.
Ladki: “Koi Btayega Ki Doodh Aur Ladki Mein
Kya Faraq Hota Hai”
Chinki: “Ja Pagli Tujhe Itna Bhi Nahi Pata,
Doodh Jab Gharam Hota Hai To Malayi Uper
Aati Hai, Aur Ladki Jab Garam Ho To Malayi
Niche Aati Hai”.

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Ladki ne kiya kiss aur jal gye ladke k Lips.
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thoda or gaur farmaiye
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Ladki ne kiya kiss or jal gye ladke k Lips.
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