Good Jokes For Indian: Just For A Good Laugh

One of our politicians visited another American politician's house.
The house was amazing so the Indian politician asked- "itnaa accha ghar kaise?"
American politician : "wo samne bridge dikh rha hai?"
Indian politician : "Haan"
American politician : "10% usme se" :
Then...
American politician visited the indian politician's house--- which was even better.
American : "itna badaa aur awesome ghar! Kaise?"
Indian : "wo samne bridge dikh raha hai?"
American : "Nahi"
Indian : "hahaha.."